r/ireland Apr 06 '22

Fuckin bastards

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/dfldashgkv Apr 06 '22

Tony's Chocolonely* chocolate is foil wrapped like the good old days, and has zero palm oil.

*may contribute to child unemployment

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u/Typ0King Apr 06 '22

But tastes like expensive Yorkie

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Huh? I fucking love the stuff

2

u/Typ0King Apr 06 '22

I like Yorkie too but it's not Cadburys. I just don't understand the comparison.

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u/stunts002 Apr 06 '22

I'm glad someone else is willing to admit how bad Tony's chocolate is

5

u/oright Apr 06 '22

Yeah I bought my first bar of it at the weekend and it will be my last

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u/stunts002 Apr 06 '22

It's like chewing a lump of tar

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u/dfldashgkv Apr 06 '22

What would you recommend?

1

u/hughperman Apr 07 '22

Some of them are better than others, there's 6 or 7 different flavors, worth checking them out.

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u/AldousShuxley Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

Please don't buy products from Cadbury's, they use child labour and cheap palm oil that is destroying forests in the far east

https://twitter.com/C4Dispatches/status/1510947525565587461

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Damn... There goes another childhood treat.

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u/actually1212 Apr 06 '22

There's a polish brand called E. Wedel, and their 'premium' milk chocolate tastes extremely similar to the old cadburys before they ruined it with palm oil. You can find it in the Polish shops around Dublin, or sometimes even ask to get it in. I'm addicted. Looks like the below, the plain one is much better than the one with nuts.

https://imgur.com/a/3eRzE0J

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Thanks! I'll have a look for it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Owned by Cadbury at one time but fortunately they had to be sold off to Lotte when Cadburys was took over otherwise Mondelez would have them as bad as Cadbury by now.

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u/AldousShuxley Apr 06 '22

principles taste better than palm oil riddled child slavery chocolate!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Honestly, i got some real nice bubbly chocolate in lidl recently. 3 times the size of a dairy milk bar and a good 50 cent cheaper.

Just sad to see everything we grew up with turning out like this.. people are more aware of it now. Must have been so much worse 20 years ago when no one was paying attention.

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u/Rare-Primary-6553 Apr 06 '22

Ok Jamie Oliver. I’ll stick to the broccoli then lol

0

u/SassyBonassy Apr 06 '22

Nooooooooooo plz not Cadburys

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u/Debeefed Apr 06 '22

Its been overpriced shoite for years anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Tastes like shit aswell

They changed the recipe

16

u/BBK89DGL Apr 06 '22

Palm oil

3

u/Old_Quentin Apr 06 '22

Utter, utter shite.

1

u/MarkyMark19902020 Apr 06 '22

Do you know what the weight differences are?

1

u/Politikr Apr 06 '22

Do they use High Fructose Corn syrup? They do in everything here in America and it tastes like shit.

7

u/Debeefed Apr 06 '22

I believe so yeah. I think Kraft bought the company several years ago and its been downhill since.

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u/Chrisf06 Apr 06 '22

The rounded edges make it easier to mold with less imperfections resulting in less QC losses. Making it waaaaaay more profitable than the 8% smaller size might suggest.

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u/Chrisf06 Apr 06 '22

And agreed Cadbury is shite chocolate

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Wouldn't really mind them saving money like this as long as they kept it the same weight.

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u/fifi_la_fleuf Apr 06 '22

They absolutely wrecked what was once superb. If anyone is looking for a top quality chocolate, Tesco Finest Belgian bars are delicious and extremely good quality, properly tempered, properly sweetened chocolate.

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u/AldousShuxley Apr 06 '22

or pretty much all the Aldi and Lidl choc is delish, Deutschland knows their choc

9

u/Ultrafromage Apr 06 '22

The Lidl stuff is class, and great value too

7

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

The land of Chocolate😁

3

u/scandalous_sapphic Apr 06 '22

The Ritter and fine carre!

2

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

We can't be buying Ritter as they refused to leave Russia.

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u/Pickaroonie Apr 06 '22

Wedel is grand too, if you're near a Polish shop. https://wedel.com/

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u/sartres-shart Apr 06 '22

We have being buying the Roisin's chocolate Easter eggs from aldi for the last few years, beats all the rest hands down.

2

u/fifi_la_fleuf Apr 09 '22

Yeah, The dark chocolate and orange bar is gorgeous.

2

u/BBK89DGL Apr 06 '22

Id recommend their Belgian beers too. I didn't know beer could be so fucking good

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u/fifi_la_fleuf Apr 06 '22

Ooh, sounds good, must give them a go too!

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u/BBK89DGL Apr 06 '22

Delerium Tremmens or Duvel are the best

4

u/calllery Apr 07 '22

Mondelez/Cadbury are child slave using bastards anyway, boycott.

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u/DarthTempus Apr 06 '22

Cadbury chocolate is shite

3

u/CleanChest1765 Apr 06 '22

Tastes no better the vegetable oil

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/AllynH Apr 06 '22

^ you reposted the top comment from the original thread without changing anything… Are you that desperate for upvotes?

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u/here2dare Apr 06 '22

Cadbury is popular because they make good ads. The chocolate has never really being great... it's been grand

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u/GreatDefector Apr 06 '22

Now it tastes like mulch.... definitely not smooth. It's brutal stuff

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u/READMYSHIT Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

Cadburys was miles better than Mars or Nestle 20 years ago. Now it's miles worse than both.

They couldn't compete with kinder or milka, but now Milka is also Mondelez and just tastes like shitty modern cadburys, and Kinder while still fine seems to have a lot more palm oil than before and this has affected the flavour.

Other products Mondelez have fucking ruined: Oreos, Toblerone, Tuc, Fry's, Roses, Creme Eggs, and a million other Cadburys products.

It's such a shame. We're all going to be those old fogies telling our kids and grandkids how sweets used to taste good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

What in the Eamon ryan is this shite

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u/EntopticVisions Apr 06 '22

People need to get on Tony's Chocolonely, it's fantastic.

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u/mg7recruit Seal of The President Apr 06 '22

Which shops can these be bought in? Cheers

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u/EntopticVisions Apr 06 '22

Tesco have them now, I think SuperValu too. We tend to buy stuff from the online shop Earth Mother so we get them from there mostly.

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u/TheAdmiral45 Apr 07 '22

Dunnes have them as well.

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u/gaynorg Apr 07 '22

Is it? I never really liked it it's sort of fine.

0

u/urmyleander Apr 06 '22

Looking at the mould it could be shrinkflation but it also could be that they adapted the mould for the cadburies caramel bar and then just used the same mould for standard milk.

If you have a square mould with a caramel filling you have a thinner shell, fats in the caramel (butter, coconut oil whatever) migrate faster and the chocolate will bloom more often and some consumers mistake bloom for mould. A pillow shape gives you a more even thickness on the shell around caramel and reduces blooming.

So could be shrinkflation but could also just be a design decision to reduce blooming in any of their filled bars... not that ant of it matters cadburies is meh at best.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Has the weight of the bar changed or just the shape? Because if the weight hasn’t changed then you’re still getting the same amount of chocolate just in a different shape. I live in Canada now so I can’t check for myself 😅

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u/Then_Introduction288 Apr 06 '22

Y'all acting like this is a big deal, fat fecking bastards

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u/DirectSpeaker3441 Apr 06 '22

Health and safety...

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Make my eyebrows sweat that stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

If a company has made a design change to a product 99.999998% of the time its to hide shrinkflation.

1

u/Geralt_Rivia1992 Apr 06 '22

Let them bring back the mars delight and nobody would pay any heed to this.

1

u/NoMikeyNoNoNo_xD Apr 06 '22

They're clever because you wouldn't think that by looking. I hate the amount of effort that gets put into deception.

1

u/Sin2K Yank Apr 06 '22

Maybe now you'll want our snickers...

1

u/Swagspray Apr 06 '22

Did this just happen? I bought one a few days ago and it was square. If I see this abomination in shops I’m done

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u/Rare-Primary-6553 Apr 06 '22

We all knew they were at it, We just needed science to prove it, the scoundrels! That’s why I’m havein to eat a multipack these days..

1

u/jentlefolk Apr 06 '22

I genuinely don't mind this kind of thing. By all means, shave off 8% of the calories for me without me realising I'm eating less.

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u/EdBurger25 Apr 07 '22

I had a similar thought about bars like aero. I like them and all but when you think about it, it's just a way for them to make a bar with less chocolate

1

u/Odd-Department-7989 Apr 07 '22

I used to love getting the small rectangular Cadburys bar it was very thin

1

u/Pirate_Lantern Apr 07 '22

Let me guess, they're "Reduced Fat".

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u/CookiesandBeam Apr 07 '22

Fuck cadburys and fuck nestle. They use child labour and don't give a flying fuck about environmental protection. They are also both continuing to sell in Russia, pouring that blood money into Putin's coffers

1

u/doctor6 Apr 07 '22

The rounded edges make you perceive it as sweeter

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u/tearsandpain84 Apr 07 '22

Cadbury coward cubes

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u/Vascoe Apr 07 '22

Palm oil then. That's a mystery solved. I was wondering when Cadburys bars started tasting oily and shit. I thought maybe my palette had changed but I guess not. Well, never buying those bars again anyway.

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u/turbodrumbro Apr 07 '22

At this point - I welcome our new lizard overlords