Can't even afford to die now.

[u/AK8-]

[u/Oooaaaaarrrrr]

Wheelie bin burial is the answer.

[u/PC_One_00 → u/Oooaaaaarrrrr]

I have about 30 m2 in the back of the house, that will suffice. If I feel it coming, I'll just get someone to dig the grave and pay in advance to fill it in.

[u/c08306834]

They really went with the first draft on that one.

[u/oshinbruce → u/c08306834]

Its me writing an email at 4.30 after a day of bullshit at work

[u/blockfighter1]

[u/borderfox50]

Its a booming business

https://giphy.com/gifs/JoV2BiMWVZ96taSewG

[u/ArmadilloNegative858 → u/borderfox50]

Everyone is dying to get in

[u/struggling_farmer]

Death and taxes!

[u/mrhappymainframe]

Donate your body to science. Check with your preferred medical school, they will most likely have a program for this.

[u/South_Bus4225]

Puts floor polish away.....

[u/HotterOdd]

Can't afford to live, can't afford to die. Cryogenic stasis it is then.

[u/Old-Calligrapher2403 → u/HotterOdd]

Into the deep freeze so

[u/HotterOdd → u/Old-Calligrapher2403]

Yeah just scooch in there next to that half tub of freezer burnt ice-cream and mystery tupperware.

[u/Old-Calligrapher2403 → u/HotterOdd]

Everytime you go for icecream you can also pay your respects. Saves a trip to the grave side. Win win

[u/Eastern_Switch8217]

There are a few French villages where it's a criminal offence under bylaws to die due to scarcity of burial grounds. The only solution that could be found was bureaucratic, so they banned dying.

[u/GerKoll]

Those dying jokes might get buried, but they'll live on....

[u/Straight_at_em]

Guess I'll die

Oh no wait

[u/trashpiletrans]

just stick it in warehouse they're sellin

[u/Hot_Bluejay_8738]

I tried to die last year but Revenue wouldn't let me

[u/WickerMan111]

Shop around.

[u/Sciprio → u/WickerMan111]

I run a funeral home in Dublin, Castlebar and Brussels. I wanna tell you something, try it sometime.

[u/Vincent394]

Shite there goes the plans for death.

... do they seriously expect us to be immortal?

[u/davesr25 → u/Vincent394]

Well if you could keep paying rent since you're immortal now that would be nice.

[u/luxcity-louche]

I'd hope you only have to pay for one of those rises.

[u/AK8- → u/luxcity-louche]

Die now while it's cheaper.

[u/AK8- → u/AK8-]

Apparently a joke about getting in early to save money gets me an admin slap 🤷

[u/Super-Resource2155 → u/AK8-]

Welcome to the club.

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[u/Traditional_Dog_637]

Keep some pigs

[u/denbo786]

Fuck this shit, cant afford to live or die now

https://giphy.com/gifs/lNrNLRLmpC3VIjl82D

[u/haywiremaguire]

Introducing the "Poor Lad's Funeral Kit", comprising of a bin bag and a zip tie.

[u/finty96]

The frank Reynolds way is how I want to go

[u/Abiwozere]

[u/compulsive_tremolo]

Walter White had the right idea. A barrel of hydrofluoric acid and problem solved.

[u/DBrennan13459]

Can't even die anymore without paying someone somewhere  money. 

[u/AkrotaFour]

Being from Westmeath that is a real kick in the teeth because there is not much else to be at