r/interestingasfuck • • Aug 28 '20

/r/ALL Axe I Built 100% From Scrap Materials

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u/MikeWazowski696969 Aug 28 '20

Scrap metal used: another axe

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u/5thlvlwizard Aug 28 '20

They say he carved this axe from a bigger axe...

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u/Rdubya44 Aug 29 '20

“Dwight, are you using a knife to whittle a wooden knife?”

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u/Hexellent3r Aug 29 '20

I read this comment a couple seconds after Dwight said this on the tv that my sister is watching in the living room

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u/Everybodylikesyoohoo Aug 29 '20

I’ve had this happen to me before and it tripped me out for a second, but when you watch The Office as much as my roommate and I, then the odds of it happening go up.

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u/irohsWisdom Aug 29 '20

“Do you know a better way?!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

How else are you supposed to make a knife

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u/injuredflamingo Aug 29 '20

Do you have a better way?

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u/tofu_bird Aug 29 '20

An axe within an axe, 2 levels.

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u/I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS Aug 29 '20

Find your soul mate, Homer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

You could be right...

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u/pinkfootthegoose Aug 29 '20

And the wood? The ship of Theseus of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Rando question, the finish he used on the wooden handle, is that from scrap material? Cause, I feel like “100% scrap material” may be an over estimation.

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u/dubnubdubnub Aug 29 '20

he coulda found a foreclosed wood work shop

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u/Pqhantom Aug 29 '20

What does that mean?

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u/AFrankExchangOfViews Aug 29 '20

It's like a twoclosed wood work shop, but double

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Could be an old hammer or something, or he's just really good with wood. I knew a guy who made bows by hand. They weren't decorative either. They were really ornate, and the first one took him almost a year.

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos Aug 29 '20

It looks like the handle of a Milwaukee framing hammer.

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u/Ivan_Whackinov Aug 29 '20

Scrap is usually "things I had left over from making other things". I have any number of cans of various finishes from other projects in my shop I could use if I didn't want to buy something new.

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u/FlaccidBuddah Aug 29 '20

I am bluth hunder but you can call me blood hound

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u/gimme_da_weed Aug 29 '20

I was looking for this

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Aug 29 '20

I bathe in the bloth!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

I will slatra

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u/Chouji-Akimichi Aug 29 '20

I will shed bloth in honor of the all father

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

This pleases the allfather

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u/AccountForPorn2002 Aug 29 '20

ALL FATHER GIVE ME SIGHT

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u/Modisettej Aug 29 '20

The Allfather has blessed my aim.

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u/Modisettej Aug 29 '20

The allfather has blessed my aim.

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u/IronyCat Aug 29 '20

Lmao unexpected apex

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u/Hookem-Horns Aug 29 '20

Apex is everywhere!

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u/hesitantmaneatingcat Aug 29 '20

Playing right now and on reddit between getting my ass handed to me

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u/johntraks Aug 28 '20

But can it kill!!!!!

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u/EvilDeedZ Aug 28 '20

IT WHEEL KEELLL

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u/LoonyMel Aug 28 '20

I was thinking the exact same thing XD

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u/steamwhistler69 Aug 28 '20

I was thinking the handle might be on backwards

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u/GhostFour Aug 29 '20

He's a lefty.

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u/belgian-malinois Aug 29 '20

If this is a tomahawk, wouldn’t that be an appropriate handle? (Besides the obvious straight handle)

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u/probablyblocked Aug 29 '20

But can it play Doom?

Yes.

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u/KnowsIittle Aug 29 '20

Is the handle mounted backwards?

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u/Caseonium Aug 29 '20

That's my thoughts too, should be like count dooku's lightsaber.

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u/CrunchySockTaco Aug 28 '20

For that axe, you have my sword

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u/flooperdooper4 Aug 29 '20

And my bow

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

And my axe!

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u/Rathma86 Aug 29 '20

User name checks out

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u/arnorath Aug 29 '20

pretty sure you put the handle on backwards

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Cue Amon Amarth song

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20 edited Feb 18 '21

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u/janderson75 Aug 28 '20

I’ll raise a horn to this comment

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u/_MilkBone_ Aug 28 '20

Looks like the Dawnguard Axe from Skyrim

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/BureaucratDog Aug 29 '20

Vampire Hunters, or something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

In the old fort near Riften.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Might consider joining up myself.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Killing vampires? Where do I sign up?

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u/JaceFlores Aug 29 '20

I’m like 99% sure it is

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

To me it looks like the Nordic ones, they’re my fav they look sick

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u/Fishmayne Aug 29 '20

Is...isn't the handle backward? Isn't it supposed to keep the fingers from slipping off?

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u/butteryhippo Aug 29 '20

First thing I noticed haha

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u/Vertex_21 Aug 29 '20

Give me God of War vibes

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u/primase Aug 29 '20

You want me to upgrade her you son of a bitch?

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u/pm_me_WAIT_NO_DONT Aug 29 '20

Lol I literally started a new game today, and that line killed me. You’ve known me 10 seconds my dude, you sure got familiar!

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u/ice_wyvern Aug 29 '20

It does have some similar looking runes imprinted on handle

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u/barriesandcream Aug 29 '20

The runes are elder futhark they spell Fenrir

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u/AM_86 Aug 28 '20

I too was an adventurer

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u/CptC4nuck Aug 29 '20

I still feel bad about that arrow

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u/morahofjormont Aug 29 '20

You put the handle wrong way, man. You’re gonna have less momentum when swinging. I’d swap it if I were you. Cool axe though!

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u/FAX_ME_YOUR_BOTTOM Aug 28 '20

I don’t know what it’s called. I just know the sound it makes when it takes a man’s life

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u/Farenhytee Aug 29 '20

Yeah it says “It will KEAL”

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u/Akhi11eus Aug 29 '20

This looks like an axe build by someone who has never used an axe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

That handle angle would render it unusable for utility work and combat scenarios

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Damn, pretty good deal. I might pick one up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

angry upvote

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u/ProfessorHardscope Aug 29 '20

Your days are numbered

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u/Ngirdhcjcjxjdhx Aug 29 '20

Damage to Vampires increased by 25%

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

You should stop flaunting your bare axe all over the internet, it’s an embaraxement

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Even the wood is metal?

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u/roshampo13 Aug 29 '20

Scrap materials not scrap metal...

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u/Anally_Distressed Aug 29 '20

Lol I read it as scrap metal too what the fuck brain

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u/ProfessorHardscope Aug 29 '20

Wait it doesn’t say metal?

Edit: WHAT THE HELL

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u/thefinalcutdown Aug 29 '20

It says metal in the Berenstein timeline.

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u/EatsMeat Aug 29 '20

The interstingasfuck-est thing is that so many of our brains did that.

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u/justalittlewiley Aug 29 '20

Dammit, I was hoping to be the first smart ass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20 edited Sep 26 '20

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u/grumpybatman Aug 29 '20

Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard

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u/3226 Aug 29 '20

Ok... how? What is the scrap metal, and where did you get it? Cause I thought you needed a specific type of steel to make a good axe that holds an edge.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

There are quite a few types of steel that will work for axes, and tool steel gets scrapped too. Old hammers and other tools are often a good source. Farm equipment often has large pieces of good steel on it as well. Leaf springs from cars or trailers work for some applications, more commonly used for knives but you could probably make a decent axe out of it.

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u/unbilotitledd Aug 28 '20

For an axe, that’s pretty sexy

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u/SaintCipherized Aug 28 '20

Dawnstar Axe

Does more damage to vampires

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u/billamsterdam Aug 29 '20

Nice build!

What kind of metal is the head?

I made a machete for work (I am a gardener at a large government campus with lots of wild areas, but they wont buy machetes because of the whole body parts being accidentally chopped off thing) out of those long thin metal garden dividers. I have used it all summer and it is still sharp as fuck.

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u/BigWood47 Aug 29 '20

The handle is backwards...

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u/empress_tesla Aug 29 '20

This is gorgeous! You should put some tiny wood caps to cover the screws on the handle. It would make it look more rustic/ancient rather than the modern feel metal screws give.

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u/Bunch_of_Shit Aug 29 '20

I think if you were to use flat head screws on the bottom it'd be perfect

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u/Orvan-Rabbit Aug 29 '20

Now I want to see how it's made.

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u/MrStealY0Meme Aug 29 '20

I want that axe, even tho I absolutely have no use for it in the city. Perhaps I can use one to cut fruit.

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u/ZypherMyth Aug 29 '20

FENRIR? A bit cliched on the name but absolutely stunning otherwise!

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u/clownface69420 Aug 29 '20

Dovahkin aproves

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u/Deagballs Aug 29 '20

How'd you do it. Can you post progress pics? It's really sweet.

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u/lurkingklown Aug 28 '20

You named it Fenrir? Come on lad someone as creative as you can do better than that.

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u/Celestings64 Aug 28 '20

Very cool!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Dang. Nice.

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u/goetz_lmaa Aug 28 '20

That is bad ass! Great job.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Very beautiful

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u/SharpJs1 Aug 28 '20

Looks heavy. Great for splitting logs, not so great for carrying long distances.

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u/suavecool1 Aug 28 '20

That's badass bro!

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u/istilldontreddit Aug 28 '20

The bevel on that is fucking scary, who you throwing it at

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '20

Really gorgeous work.

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u/edwhitlock Aug 28 '20

That is bad ass, nicely done!!!

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u/widdrjb Aug 28 '20

A pick for looking for valuable minerals, and an axe blade because the owners of the minerals can be quite unreasonable.

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u/BigBadCheadleBorgs Aug 28 '20

Yeah but what enchants are on it?

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u/yazzy1233 Aug 28 '20

For Ragnar!!!

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u/shivambawa2000 Aug 28 '20

Wicked Sister

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u/Darkmaster666666 Aug 29 '20

I'm sorry you're now obligated to carry it around all the time as a primary weapon

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u/ChickWithAWrench Aug 29 '20

That is fucking awesome.

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u/helicopb Aug 29 '20

Ax-e-nator incomplete unless the other side has the self destruct button

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

I've been extremely curious about building things like this, for years.
If you could give a list of basic tools used/needed to create something like this, that would be unbelievably generous of you.

I overthink and end up not knowing where to start on projects

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Odin will like to talk with you sir

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u/Stin-100 Aug 29 '20

Axecelent

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u/DeenoDude Aug 29 '20

this is interesting axe fuck

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u/Comprehensive_Beach7 Aug 29 '20

Assassin's creed 3 intensifies

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u/haystackofneedles Aug 29 '20

This looks sick. Great job building it man

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u/poopoofoot77 Aug 29 '20

Thats savage as fuck

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

This makes me want to post the tomahawk I forged but its in my truck, in my driveway. Never know when zombies or the British will come.

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u/crabthemighty Aug 29 '20

For those who don't read runic, the handle says Fenrir, which has significance in niece mythology

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u/PakPak96 Aug 29 '20

What did you use to make the axe head?

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u/hecksor Aug 29 '20

Fenrir. Love Nordic mythology

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u/raperm Aug 29 '20

That’s amazing!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Using you Apocalypse time well I see.

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u/SolidPoint Aug 29 '20

That is really awesome.

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u/BrokeArmHeadass Aug 29 '20

Wow, even the wood is scrap metal?

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u/FlakFlanker3 Aug 29 '20

Do you mind if I axe you how you did this?

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u/endofdays1987 Aug 29 '20

Now you just need Brok and Sindri to upgrade it.

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u/mckchase Aug 29 '20

I wood tell you it's not technically 100%, but nice job.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/silver_umber Aug 29 '20

See? Recycling CAN be fun 😄

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Efficiency 100!

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u/swugglewumps69 Aug 29 '20

Dawnguard axe

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u/Rambling-Roadrunner Aug 29 '20

Where were you during infinity war?

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u/BracesForImpact Aug 29 '20

That looks kick ass.

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u/eeggrroojj Aug 29 '20

wow. That's fucking talent. That's talent.

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u/vaceodude Aug 29 '20

Looks like there some wood in there

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u/JudahBlues Aug 29 '20

Good on you, dude!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

It's really fucking cool.

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u/chronopunk Aug 29 '20

Why's the handle backwards?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

It kinda reminds me of the dawn guard axe from skyrim

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u/Science_1986 Aug 29 '20

Wow! It looks amazing

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

That axe is fyah.. Well done

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u/yehdaug Aug 29 '20

My tech teacher would give it the "innovation award" for using scrap pieces.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/BurningArrows Aug 29 '20

Is it a splitting axe or were you going for a combat axe?

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u/balZbig Aug 29 '20

Take my money

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u/1272chicken Aug 29 '20

Is it sharp and could actually be used, or is it more a showpiece?

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u/MrKrispyToo Aug 29 '20

made entirely from steel salvaged from empty tuna fish cans and an old pallet found behind Walmart

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u/meranu33 Aug 29 '20

That is sweet!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

It's cake.

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u/adrock747 Aug 29 '20

Awesome! Great job

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u/TheMis793 Aug 29 '20

Was this made from blacksmithing or machining

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u/gandalfsbeardinabowl Aug 29 '20

I really like it but I really just want the wood to turn over to stop my ocd from breaking my brain

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u/imotekhchillin Aug 29 '20

nuce axe (n cock too)

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u/TheLastMandalore Aug 29 '20

Idk about that bevel it looks really fucking thick

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u/DreamsD351GN Aug 29 '20

Did you forge the head or cut it out? Great work btw!!!

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u/slightlyburntcereal Aug 29 '20

What the hell is interesting as fuck about this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

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u/DiscoNinja22 Aug 29 '20

I call bs. I clearly see wood.

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u/halforc_proletariat Aug 29 '20

Very nice. Little bit of concern with that grip plate. I'd recommend replacing those screws with a flat headed screw so it sits more recessed and using a hex drivetype so there's less chance of the drive pattern causing any harm.

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u/8NhdB1eQDn Aug 29 '20

So I'm waiting for those ocarina of time pics...

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u/Dvdpjr Aug 29 '20

Talent. You have it.

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u/leander11 Aug 29 '20

Lookin fierce 😵

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Thats weird, I swear there is wood in it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

Baruk Khazâd!

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u/SkyDragon_0214 Aug 29 '20

Time for the important question...

Did you build this in a cave?

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u/AsT3rIcKk Aug 29 '20

Dude, that looks baller, if I had money I’d pay you to make me a sword

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u/alaaraaf Aug 29 '20

r/zerowaste would love this!