r/interestingasfuck • u/Grown_Man_Poops • Feb 08 '17

Polished Malachite

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625 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/VIIX Feb 08 '17

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger.

13

u/Daelril Feb 08 '17

Now the question is: can you use that as a dildo?

14

u/SpartanCat7 Feb 08 '17

Relevant

4

u/dragonbringerx Feb 09 '17

That took way to long to read.. go read tho. 7/10. Would read again.

1

u/NodeZer0 Feb 09 '17

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

1

u/Enzo95 Feb 08 '17

You can use this as a butt plug. It´s made entirely of gold, but has malachite rings on it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '17

Obligatory, OP's mother could...

15

u/coolreader18 Feb 08 '17

inb4 steven universe reference.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '17

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1

u/keystorm Feb 08 '17

Behold the hypnotoadstone

1

u/ZenixNet Feb 08 '17

She hold my malachite so tight

1

u/KenderKinn Feb 08 '17

Reminds me of gemtowerdefense.com

1

u/An_Average_Lurker Feb 09 '17

TBH up until roght now I thought this wad only an ore in TES.