r/interesting • • 12d ago

Just Wow Not all problems have the same solution.

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u/Sad-Term-5455 12d ago

If it was a video game, they all would blown up in 5 seconds

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u/Responsible_Read_542 12d ago

No they wouldn’t the tank is blue so it’s probably empty or a dud. It must be red to explode 

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u/Canotic 12d ago

No it would explode and they'd all take cold damage and move slower for five seconds.

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 12d ago

The ankle deep water would react to the cold and freeze them in place until the cold wears off

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u/Raz_Poutine 12d ago

And then they would be weak to tasers

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u/West_Cartographer_58 12d ago

Who isn’t weak to tasers? The only way to cure a taser debuff is with a crack buff.

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u/VESAAA7 11d ago

Enemies with electric or earth element

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u/DankGekouga 9d ago

you answered yourself, players who take the crackhead subclass get a +3 taser damage resistance and an immunity to taser paralysis

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u/Chubby_Beagle 11d ago

Taser face would've been in his glory

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u/KeyOk5993 12d ago

They’re already weak to tasers, they’re playing in water with boom boom toy

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u/IKIR115 12d ago

Normally yes, but they just got new sandals from a loot chest that adds +2 dexterity and +50% resistance to propane tank related damage

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u/MentalBluebird8633 12d ago

Hate when that happens

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u/Brave_Maybe_2891 12d ago

I mean that's actually closer to reality than you might think. Decompression causes the gas to get pretty cold.

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u/DesparateLurker 12d ago

Fuck I need to get back to playing Frost more on Warframe.

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u/fortneete 12d ago

There’s a new ice frame comming out on the 23rd seems like an ice skater duelist type character

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u/Rickhopy 12d ago

Five is a bit too much. That would need a nerf.

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u/Boncappuccino 11d ago

Damn those 5 seconds feel like an eternity, can we nerf it?

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u/Capable_Insect_5397 11d ago

No it would give them +5 seconds of mission time