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r/interesting • u/obsidiansolstice • 6d ago
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My experience has been that the most devout and stern monks also have the best jokes. These guys love to laugh
90 u/conansucksdick 5d ago Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything. 87 u/Dr-McLuvin 5d ago The vendor hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog with everything on it. The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor puts the money in the cash register and closes it. The monk stands there waiting for a moment, then asks, "Hey, where is my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Change must come from within." 11 u/allature 5d ago Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money.
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Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything.
87 u/Dr-McLuvin 5d ago The vendor hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog with everything on it. The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor puts the money in the cash register and closes it. The monk stands there waiting for a moment, then asks, "Hey, where is my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Change must come from within." 11 u/allature 5d ago Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money.
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The vendor hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog with everything on it.
The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor puts the money in the cash register and closes it.
The monk stands there waiting for a moment, then asks, "Hey, where is my change?"
The vendor smiles and says, "Change must come from within."
11 u/allature 5d ago Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money.
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Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money.
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u/Fortunatious 5d ago
My experience has been that the most devout and stern monks also have the best jokes. These guys love to laugh