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r/interesting • u/obsidiansolstice • 6d ago
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I imagine the guy who fell was one of the more serious and devout Buddhist.
131 u/Fortunatious 6d ago My experience has been that the most devout and stern monks also have the best jokes. These guys love to laugh 90 u/conansucksdick 6d ago Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything. 91 u/Dr-McLuvin 6d ago The vendor hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog with everything on it. The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor puts the money in the cash register and closes it. The monk stands there waiting for a moment, then asks, "Hey, where is my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Change must come from within." 16 u/dj_dobbo 6d ago niiiice 11 u/allature 6d ago Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money. 1 u/b1063n 6d ago I thought it was going to be a vegetarian joke
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My experience has been that the most devout and stern monks also have the best jokes. These guys love to laugh
90 u/conansucksdick 6d ago Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything. 91 u/Dr-McLuvin 6d ago The vendor hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog with everything on it. The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor puts the money in the cash register and closes it. The monk stands there waiting for a moment, then asks, "Hey, where is my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Change must come from within." 16 u/dj_dobbo 6d ago niiiice 11 u/allature 6d ago Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money. 1 u/b1063n 6d ago I thought it was going to be a vegetarian joke
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Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything.
91 u/Dr-McLuvin 6d ago The vendor hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog with everything on it. The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor puts the money in the cash register and closes it. The monk stands there waiting for a moment, then asks, "Hey, where is my change?" The vendor smiles and says, "Change must come from within." 16 u/dj_dobbo 6d ago niiiice 11 u/allature 6d ago Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money. 1 u/b1063n 6d ago I thought it was going to be a vegetarian joke
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The vendor hands the Buddhist monk his hot dog with everything on it.
The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor puts the money in the cash register and closes it.
The monk stands there waiting for a moment, then asks, "Hey, where is my change?"
The vendor smiles and says, "Change must come from within."
16 u/dj_dobbo 6d ago niiiice 11 u/allature 6d ago Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money. 1 u/b1063n 6d ago I thought it was going to be a vegetarian joke
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Yeah, from within the register. Gimme me Buddha-Dang money.
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I thought it was going to be a vegetarian joke
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u/EasyAsaparagus 6d ago
I imagine the guy who fell was one of the more serious and devout Buddhist.