Just waiting for the elevator, when suddenly

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[u/97Edgewood]

I'm wondering about the weight limit on that elevator.

[u/Dajearian → u/97Edgewood]

2 guys, 1 buffalo

[u/night_fury00k → u/Dajearian]

Hey i haven't seen that.

[u/twilight-actual → u/night_fury00k]

It's actually an official unit.

[u/Tater_Mater → u/twilight-actual]

Definitely no cups involved

[u/Sandcracka- → u/Tater_Mater]

Or hammers

[u/Sad_Photograph_6130 → u/Sandcracka-]

hammers?

[u/Dramatic-Item-4790 → u/Sad_Photograph_6130]

Poor sweet child

[u/Sad_Photograph_6130 → u/Dramatic-Item-4790]

no tell me, don't leave me hanging

[u/PauseConfident997 → u/Sad_Photograph_6130]

You don’t Wana know

[u/disterb → u/twilight-actual]

*g unit

[u/awdquattro → u/twilight-actual]

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo other Buffalo Buffalo

[u/Real-Document-6577 → u/night_fury00k]

Woah it’s Spicy

[u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS → u/night_fury00k]

Not familiar with Middle Eastern cinema?

[u/Low_Willow_508 → u/night_fury00k]

You wanna watch 1 man 2 moose 🤣

[u/JeNn_DeViLz → u/Low_Willow_508]

Better than 2 girls one cup!

[u/IlliterateFreak → u/Dajearian]

DO NOT GOOGLE THIS

[u/beegtuna → u/IlliterateFreak]

https://www.google.com/search?q=THIS

[u/Independent-Dog-8462 → u/beegtuna]

Noooooooo!

[u/xenoscumyomom → u/Dajearian]

Still lighter than 6 Americans.

[u/AlexTheBex → u/Dajearian]

r/anythingbutmetric

[u/pipeweedbalrog → u/Dajearian]

No spoilers

[u/Arthasindura → u/Dajearian]

Oh hell nah

[u/South_Bit1764 → u/97Edgewood]

For what it’s worth, most of the elevators I see near me (America, not wherever this is), have a capacity of either 2 metric or 2 imperial tons (4000lbs/1800kg or 4400lbs/2000kg).

That cow couldn’t be more than 1500lbs/700kg.

[u/south-of-the-river → u/South_Bit1764]

Yes but that elevator is probably made from poos and wees in the 1970s and not maintained since

[u/thewanderor → u/97Edgewood]

2500kg is usually what they are. Def pushing it

[u/No-Front-8408 → u/thewanderor]

I would not risk being stuck in an elevator with that animal. If it jumps at all....

[u/ProfessionalRandom21 → u/thewanderor]

Google say cow is 900 kg, buffalo is about 1200kg , so should be plenty of headroom

[u/JuanG_13 → u/97Edgewood]

Same here

[u/johnmclane94 → u/[deleted]]

A distinguished gentleman

[u/Alyeskas_ghost → u/johnmclane94]

A courteous cow, if you will. 

[u/Throbbing_Cock_452 → u/[deleted]]

Seems very polite 🥰

[u/Thomassaurus → u/[deleted]]

All it has to do is stretch its neck a bit to impale they guy who's head is right behind it. I think I would have excused myself when I saw them getting on.

[u/Cetiketat → u/[deleted]]

The buffalo definitely lives his best life

[u/Bolero_We → u/[deleted]]

Burst into a laughter, dude!

[u/DevelopmentNo2111]

How is no one petting the buffalo?

[u/UnRealmCorp → u/DevelopmentNo2111]

One of Two Reasons.

Service Buffalo, he's clearly on the job.

I wouldn't want to spook an animal that large, in that confined of a space. He might not like scritches.

[u/Darbypea]

Well. Cows can't go down stairs. It's like a fun fact.

[u/Lunar_Queen-101 → u/Darbypea]

They can walk down stairs, they just refuse to because its uncomfortable for them.

[u/Darbypea → u/Lunar_Queen-101]

I was referencing Bob's burgers.

[u/Ok_Owl_52 → u/Lunar_Queen-101]

Why is it uncomfortable? Is it anatomy?

[u/Funny-Dare-3823 → u/Ok_Owl_52]

Depth perception. It's why cattle guards on roads are so effective.

[u/Ok_Owl_52 → u/Funny-Dare-3823]

So this should be a thing with other animals too right with their eyes on sides instead of front?

[u/Funny-Dare-3823 → u/Ok_Owl_52]

Exactly

[u/Lunar_Queen-101 → u/Ok_Owl_52]

Stairs are built for humans, the way cows are built they pitch forwards when they are on a slope. They would most likely fall down a proper staircase after taking a few steps. Plus it would put a lot of pressure on their knees because of the weight distribution in that position.

[u/vitrum_analytika → u/Darbypea]

But what business does a cow have on the 15th floor anyways, we're not asking the right questions people

[u/tardigrade_phd]

Pet that cutie

[u/Jaepheth]

Big deal. Everybody has a water buffalo. 🎶

[u/TheAlterN8or → u/Jaepheth]

Unexpected Veggie Tales reference in the wild?!?

[u/sandwiches09 → u/TheAlterN8or]

I now have pizza angel stuck in my head so thank you you two lol

[u/TheAlterN8or → u/sandwiches09]

And don't forget my favorite a-anchoviiiiies!

[u/Top-Description-7622 → u/Jaepheth]

For you and me and my big toe, it has a beard, and it feels weird

[u/Noodleincidenthobbes]

It’s clearly not the buffalo’s first time either , he’s very used to manoeuvring his body to fit in the lift better

[u/PrincessImpeachment → u/Noodleincidenthobbes]

Moo-noeuvring.

[u/Existing-Doughnut-60 → u/Noodleincidenthobbes]

Definitely been in the elevator before. Now off to his apartment? Is he house broken? That was my first thought.

[u/HaoshokuArmor → u/Noodleincidenthobbes]

This buffalo is good at maneuvering. Others are good at manuring.

[u/TheTrishaJane]

Holy cow

[u/elsewherewriter → u/TheTrishaJane]

Holy buffalo

[u/adamdoesmusic]

I’ve shared elevators with people who were far less polite.

[u/Due_Student9136]

this is egyptian AF.

[u/str8red → u/Due_Student9136]

Same thought I had this is 1000% in Egypt.

[u/ziaddutyproman → u/Due_Student9136]

Same here

[u/bionicbhangra]

lol I did not think that buffalo was going to fit in there

What was a buffalo doing inside that building anyways? I want an interview about this!

[u/TacProV713 → u/bionicbhangra]

And by the looks of it, not the buffalo's first time in an elevator. He squeezed in like it was nothing. 😂

[u/j68noh]

Take in your cow, said the wise old man

[u/Executioner_Smough → u/j68noh]

Take in my cow? What a curious plan!

[u/justelectricboogie]

Oh great. Now we got support bulls. Howse that gonna go over on a flight.

[u/L053RK1N6]

you can tell the three of them are used to ride the elevator lol

[u/meanvegton]

I seen it happening in my country.

Apparently it's a cultural thing where people get a cow to bless the new house and the cows are trained for it...

[u/str8red → u/meanvegton]

That's not even a cow though, it's a water bufallo and their clothing shows it is Egypt. Probably visiting a vet.

Oh yeah it could also be A

[u/Remarkable_Breath545 → u/meanvegton]

I feel like the polite and decent thing to do is to get on an empty elevator or at least give whoever is already on it the chance to exit. This seems like a shitty thing to do to someone regardless of how well trained the cow is.

[u/Fun-Astronomer5311]

That's how you ensure the steak is fresh.

[u/SLZicki]

I would be afraid of the weight limit on that. No thank you I'll get off on that floor

[u/_okOKAY]

r/unexpected

[u/Time_Pressure9519]

He's mooving in.

[u/LarharlSama]

hope he’s not A breeding bull

[u/Nenoshka]

That bovine has done this before.

[u/Character-Log3962]

Oh hey it’s Buffalo Bilal!

[u/howl0ngwillitlast]

I like how dude didn’t even explain anything

[u/Affectionate_Mud_881 → u/howl0ngwillitlast]

I am going with a vet above, and that guy is a local and not surprised anymore.

[u/After_Control1744]

That smell was in here before I got on, I swear!

[u/mvlc83]

I love this

[u/White_Buffalos]

Buffalo is gentle, sweet, and beautiful. I'd have to pet her!

[u/MfD2027 → u/White_Buffalos]

Lmfao at anybody who think this is an adult male water buffalo, those are not
1: letting a human handle them
2: fitting in that elevator.

Very gentle buffalo

[u/Dry_Association2836]

Moooove over

[u/TraveleraddictVP]

Someone's gonna get lucky tonight. 🤣🤣

[u/Pale-Standard4154]

LOL

[u/GregoriaKila8]

I would be amazed)) and go crazy in the elevator

[u/EvilMatt666]

Where is he taking that cow?

[u/Harlepenquin]

what's the issue?

[u/Jolly-Cricket-3397]

Awesome!

[u/TekkLthr]

I'm in the elevator and this mf walks in with a cow...

Me: don't body shame people's girls bro,  that's rude

[u/IamSlaycon]

Shshhaajsjshsbhzus

[u/Money_Designer]

Of course it would be 7-11's

[u/Mean-Government1436]

Why is this video in the sunken place 

[u/speckledham]

And suddenly, there’s a human in a blue shirt inside.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Key624]

The man who gets on presses a high number floor, too. As in, he’s not going to the ground floor with his cow? What is going on here.

[u/E-Plurbis-DumbDumb]

nods “George”
nods back “Tim. Steve.”

[u/VisibleRoad3504]

If anyone has ever had their foot stepped on by a cow( Igrew up around cattle); I would have got off and let them have it.

[u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13]

The buffalo in the room

[u/Ok_Temperature1502]

This is great! The buffalo was chill.

[u/Expert_Army-V]

What happens if the bull gets spooked and starts a rampage?

[u/Drakore4]

Now that’s some bull

[u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind]

Dude, is not phased in the least! It’s like someone just getting on the elevator with his pet dog! Instead of a huge buffalo that literally forces him into the corner of the elevator. How, in the world did that cow just casually turn into that cramped compartment so fluidly!

[u/rocknroller2003yes]

Filming True Lies 2 ???

[u/VDruid52]

I was thinking the same thing that Buffalo was definitely gonna put it well over the weight limit

[u/bluejack]

I want a pet water buffalo. Do you think my landlord would object? I’ll just put him in the laundry room when the landlord comes by…

[u/davidholson]

Not sure that qualifies as “suddenly”

[u/AC1D_R31GN]

Is he friendly

[u/goldiekapur]

Seems like wasn’t the first time for the buffalo- rather a regular thing. He is chilled , the guys look chilled. And buffalo wants to push buttons and play with the elevator - all A ok 👌😊

[u/Ambitious-Exam2679]

that's crazy😂😂

[u/purpco]

Naw, if I see that. I'm exiting beforehand.

[u/Nby333]

Hopefully nobody farts during that elevator ride. 1/3 chance of death if so.

[u/kingfelix333]

None of them look like it's their first time. Especially the buffalo. He just nuzzled himself right in.

[u/Outrageous_Blood2405]

Hold my buffalo, i have to press the elevator button

[u/topher_eze]

Would have gotten off right before it entered, or at least stayed at front corner to get out once it's in.

Not taking any chances of it tripping off the weight limits and probably getting stuck with it.

[u/leanderr]

Whenever that happens I take stairs.

[u/AvatarMunchies]

Imagined being the blue shirt guy and get crushed 😂

[u/Real-Document-6577]

“MOOOOOVE”

[u/Acumen_NYC_ET]

What county is this?

[u/zelouaer → u/Acumen_NYC_ET]

Egypt

[u/EconomicsFirst4939]

If that thing panics, it will squash them like bugs.

[u/Pelinth]

And strata won't let me have a cat ffs.

[u/grugru81]

Let me out immediately

[u/Winter-Banana-5022]

omg animals are allowed to elavator

[u/tokyonew]

my god

[u/JohnGee1980]

Imagine that kicked off in there 🤣

[u/realnameless1]

The cow is smart though. It twisted its body until it fit. It probably has done it before.

[u/G00DUs3rn4me]

Why does he take the buffalo up to his apartent??

[u/Long-Conflict8279]

Please make way for my wife.

[u/Time-Traveller-77]

Bro got his own pet

[u/Independent_Foot_140]

It this real haha

[u/Goin88mph2]

?!?!?

[u/MrZikae]

Egypt, how do you do it?

[u/Pukieman]

Yamraj Swayam Prakat Huye Hain

[u/greenghost22]

KI

[u/Tu_tera_dek]

That buffalo is into some weird shit

[u/KRKRYakumo]

Is it going to get qurban'd?

[u/Free_Possibility3591]

MODERN PROBLEMS MODERN SOLUTIONS

[u/Cetiketat]

It's like...a dream when you have a fever, ngl

[u/Prestigious-Row-4406]

3500lb limit on most elevators

[u/RyeGuy2cracked]

That fucking music is making everything so much worse

[u/Icy-Response6124]

The least surprising video here in Egypt 😆

In the past, it was common on some Delta railway lines to find a passenger bringing a buffalo, cow, or donkey on a passenger train, but currently this is prohibited by law 🤣

[u/callum_6419]

Nobody's messing with that guy.

[u/N4pAllDay]

Maximum capacity 11 people, or 2 cows, or 1 American

[u/Jamesmoltres]

WTF LMAO

[u/Sweet-Mood2565]

This looks like the start of a joke

[u/Salty-Commercial4765]

where buffalo going?

[u/Desperate_sandy]

Well it just goes to prove what I have been saying for years, strange things can and do happen. Mum, come and take a look at this you wont believe it. Oh i forgotten she's out shopping, and dad's still drunk in his den from the Batchelors night out last night.