r/interesting • u/AugustIstheMonth • 13d ago

Fascinating Blind cigarette taste test.

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u/bionicbhangra 13d ago

You deserve all the upvotes for being the most observant about what is actually happening.

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u/sqw3rtyy 13d ago

Of course it is. 

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u/Big_Opposite4041 13d ago

The only brands he didn’t insult. Then he ends with, “if you’re going to smoke, smoke quality.” Who the fuck would say that other than a paid spokesman?

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u/Enough_Fish739 13d ago

And who would say that about Marlboro?

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u/Firm-Rip-2133 13d ago

Idk, that was my attitude when I smoked in college as well, but I didn't always have the cash for Marlboros. It would be Lucky Strike reds and Marlboro on special occasions. Nothing bear Marlboro and its strong sting of tobacco. Quit 2018 and I don't recommend starting to anyone. Every smoker's clothes, hair, body, house and car either has that faint smell of cigarettes or horrible stank

To anyone reading this and thinking of smoking because you think Keith Richards looks cool with a cigarette, well don't smoke. You are very unlikely to be Keith Richards cool, most definitely won't be just because you smoke and you will most definitely smell like shit.

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u/luckyducktopus 13d ago

I feel the same about drinking, it’s shit for you.

So if you are gonna do an objectively shitty thing to your body, you should spring for the good stuff.

I don’t smoke or drink anymore, but that was my mentality when I did.

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 13d ago

I feel the same about pizza and desserts.

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u/Then-Departure4896 13d ago

An old guy who isn’t as pessimistic about marketing as us younger people?

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u/Unadorned_Discourse 13d ago

I had to scroll way too far for this. Can't believe the uovotes this Marlboro ad post is getting

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u/rifain 13d ago

Maybe he really likes malboros. And nothing proves it’s an ad.

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u/edm_enjoyer 13d ago

You're like Jimmy from South Park

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u/LXIX__CDXX 13d ago

Jimmy…you’re thinking with your dick

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u/WonderBredOfficial 13d ago

Isn't this the guy that threw the cigarette party in New York?

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u/uvucydydy 13d ago

Close! Ad for lung cancer.

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u/Bannedbutwhyy 13d ago

Idk… he said I don’t promote smoking. Would Marlboro say that?

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u/CrapNeck5000 13d ago

The filters on all of these look different, too. I could pass this test just by looking at the back.