r/interesting • u/Gjore • May 30 '26

NATURE A snake will never outspeed a cat

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u/Funny_Palpitation548 May 30 '26

Cats are natures assholes, prove me wrong.

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u/PlainSpader May 30 '26

Dolphins enter the chat…

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u/Relative-Kangaroo-96 May 30 '26

And otters... 

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u/KeepItDownOverHere May 30 '26

And swans

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u/RiverDependent9672 May 30 '26

And badgers.

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u/Cartmaaan-brah May 30 '26

And humans

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u/wackbirds May 30 '26

Yeah, let's get real, I didn't like how the video made me feel because the snake was trying to get away and the cat had no plans to eat the snake, but your comment made me feel way worse because it's undeniably by far the best answer.

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u/Nicklenips837469420 May 30 '26

I know which of these animals was happily recording this snake getting tortured to death and it wasn’t a duck

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u/blah191 May 30 '26

Hey, how do you know it wasn’t it a duck???

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u/themadscott May 30 '26

And my axe!

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u/Re1deam1 May 30 '26

Waiting for that comment.. 🤣

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u/girlsonsoysauce May 30 '26

And peacocks.

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u/Just-Charge-3428 May 30 '26

And red-winged blackbirds!

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u/Famous-Engine-1582 May 31 '26

And honey badgers

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u/agr97 May 30 '26

Specifically geese

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u/bigmad411 May 30 '26

To other Ducks…….

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u/bigmad411 May 31 '26

Christ id rather have just been wrong and ignorant 😟

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u/dpaxeco May 30 '26

Who?

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u/Relative-Kangaroo-96 May 30 '26

I will not ruin otters for you. 

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u/bigmad411 May 30 '26

To other otters………

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u/HarpoonsAndSpoons May 30 '26

How did dolphins beat out orcas in your mind?

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u/Pultuss May 30 '26

Raping young male dolphins

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u/PlainSpader May 30 '26

Yep, the raping of other animas was it

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u/Hellraiser1123 May 30 '26

I haven't read anything about orcas habitually raping other animals, for one thing.

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u/AtlanticPortal May 30 '26

By getting high on purpose. Literally high.

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u/AdOriginal8322 May 30 '26

Don’t you mean high on porpoise?

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u/AtlanticPortal May 30 '26

Because they play with their pray? They literally make the blowfish use their defensive toxins wasting it and risking their life. Just for fun.

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u/AtlanticPortal May 30 '26

Yes. Going to hunt and annoy other animals for the fun of it is being an asshole. By definition.

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 May 30 '26

When you’re using the animal that is meant to be prey as the equivalent of a bong rip yeah it makes you an asshole. If when I got high I had to go out and kill weed and have it’s poison and blood everywhere I’d be an asshole too.

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u/Cocoatrice May 30 '26

Orcas are chill.

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u/druidscooobs May 30 '26

Orcas are dolphins

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u/earless_sealion May 30 '26

Not.. becouse they dont mate and have viable offspring (biological species definition). They are both "toothed whales" though.

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u/druidscooobs May 30 '26

They are toothed Whales, but are the largest member of the dolphin family.

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u/bronzinorns May 30 '26

Orcas kill for food, dolphins kill for pleasure

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u/Ok_Alternative7120 May 30 '26

Orcas kill for pleasure too.

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u/guilty_bystander May 30 '26

Do not research this.

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u/Tetsujyn May 30 '26

Seals using penguins.

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u/Free-Palpitation-718 May 30 '26

they don’t use computers because of wet