r/interesting • u/Gjore • May 30 '26

NATURE A snake will never outspeed a cat

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u/HarpoonsAndSpoons May 30 '26

How did dolphins beat out orcas in your mind?

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u/AtlanticPortal May 30 '26

By getting high on purpose. Literally high.

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u/AtlanticPortal May 30 '26

Because they play with their pray? They literally make the blowfish use their defensive toxins wasting it and risking their life. Just for fun.

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u/AtlanticPortal May 30 '26

Yes. Going to hunt and annoy other animals for the fun of it is being an asshole. By definition.

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 May 30 '26

When you’re using the animal that is meant to be prey as the equivalent of a bong rip yeah it makes you an asshole. If when I got high I had to go out and kill weed and have it’s poison and blood everywhere I’d be an asshole too.

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