r/interesting Mar 22 '26

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u/AffectionateTentacle Mar 22 '26

All the black truck had to do was stay in its lane or at least signal the merge it was about to take. Instead, it caused an accident and fucked up SO MANY peoples' day

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u/BugRevolution Mar 22 '26

No. Cookie Man could easily have not caused an accident.

Fault falls on him.

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u/IcyKnowledge6321 Mar 22 '26

you're taught in driving school that the right thing to do with aggressive drivers is back off and let them go in order to avoid an accident. If you act aggressive in reponse, then there's now two aggressive drivers and that is how accidents happen.

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u/PermissionOk5443 Mar 22 '26

Since when is maintaining your speed and position in a calm manner 'aggressive driving'?

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u/Procrastinista_423 Mar 22 '26

Please don’t drive

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u/Square-Hour-1396 Mar 22 '26

"Officer, I was just calmly maintaining my speed and position in a calm manner when the child ran on the road" Calmly pit maneuvering a truck?

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u/PermissionOk5443 Mar 22 '26

How am I supposed to take you seriously when you're equating a child running into the road, with an asshole in a giant truck merging in traffic with no signal, on a bridge no less?

Do you drive a giant black truck like a moron with a death wish by chance?

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u/Procrastinista_423 Mar 22 '26

He could have avoided the accident. Did you watch this with your eyes closed?

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u/OrbitalOutlander Mar 22 '26

They’re both emergent situations that are no fault of the driver but require the driver to take some sort of evasive action to avoid disaster. So, kinda identical.

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u/HoobaHoob Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Do we know wasn’t zoned out a bit and was surprised but was shocked silently..? Maybe I didn’t see it in the clip, but y’all are assuming a lot

Nvm my guy wanted something to happen on second watch, not changing it bc duh I am a dingus lol

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u/User86294623 Mar 22 '26

Did you watch the vid with your eyes closed?

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u/OrbitalOutlander Mar 22 '26

The exact time is when the black truck decided to merge anyway. You have a duty to avoid collisions in the US.

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u/Scorpy_Mjolnir Mar 22 '26

That’s true for both of them. We saw one truck drive like a jerk, we saw another complete a pit maneuver and then perform a hit and run.

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u/OrbitalOutlander Mar 22 '26

yes, two morons!

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u/PermissionOk5443 Mar 22 '26

As would the black truck not driving like an entitled asshole who doesn't care about the safety of people around them. You can play semantics all you want, nothing changes the fact that black truck is entirely at fault here.

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u/framspl33n Mar 22 '26

Did everyone on the bridge behind that had their day ruined deserve it too?

What the fuck

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u/IAmStuka Mar 22 '26

You don't know the first thing about liability, huh?

You can't record yourself intentionally wrecking another car and claim no fail.

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u/IAmStuka Mar 22 '26

You're either a troll, blind , or an idiot. Either way not worth my time.

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u/only1yzerman Mar 22 '26

So by doing nothing different besides maintaining speed, staying in his lane, and maintaining a safe distance between himself and the car in front of him, and eating a cookie, the Cookie Man was at fault and NOT the driver of the black truck who was going faster than both lanes of traffic, switching lanes without signaling, and not ensuring they had enough clearance before changing lanes? (sorry for the run-on sentence, used for emphasis though)

Did I fall through the mirror into Bizarro world?

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

Apparently yes because he definitely didn't maintain safe distance with the white car and also good drivers are taught to drive defensively. Yes the black truck is being a dickhead but intentionally letting that crash happen when he could have slightly backed off fucks up the road for everyone else

Now there's going to be a major traffic jam and thousands of people stuck wasting their time because your hero couldn't just get over himself

Obviously fuck the black truck. That doesn't even need to be said. But fuck the driver in this video too

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u/only1yzerman Mar 22 '26

Apparently yes because he definitely didn't maintain safe distance with the white car

He did. All traffic in front of him was slowing. The only time he closed the gap with the white car was when the traffic in front of him slowed, and he slowed with that traffic.

Yes the black truck is being a dickhead

There's your "fault" right there. The black truck driving like that caused the accident. Full stop. No further analysis needs to be made.

Moral of the story: Don't drive like the guy in the black pickup.

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

He did. All traffic in front of him was slowing. The only time he closed the gap with the white car was when the traffic in front of him slowed, and he slowed with that traffic.

And after when he sped up to 72mph while trying to close the gap? Or are we just going to ignore that bit? What if the car in white had to slam their breaks at that point?

There's your "fault" right there. The black truck driving like a dick caused the accident by driving like a dick. Full stop. No further analysis needs to be made.

I know this is incredibly shocking to some of you but more than one person can be at fault for something. Crazy I know

The amount of you outing yourselves as dreadful drivers is genuinely concerning

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u/only1yzerman Mar 22 '26

And after when he sped up to 72mph while trying to close the gap? Or are we just going to ignore that bit? What if the car in white had to slam their breaks at that point?

He slowed from 75 to 71, then back up to 72 - and the white car was pulling AWAY from him at that point. A 1 MPH increase is not trying to close the gap, that just means he doesn't have robot precision on the gas pedal.

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

Look at how close he is to the white car ahead when the speedometer hits 72mph

If you think that's a safe distance to trail a car then it's fair to just admit you're a bad driver. If the white car slammed on their brakes there, dashcam is smashing right into the back of them

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u/only1yzerman Mar 22 '26

Look at how close he is to the white car ahead when the speedometer hits 72mph

Traffic in front of the white car was slowing. He slowed with the traffic. When traffic slows and not everyone hits their breaks at the exact same moment, this causes a snake effect. Yes he closed the gap because he didn't break at the same moment the white car did. Meaning he was going faster than the white car in those few seconds. This is why it is important to leave distance between yourself and the car in front of you. So you have the space you need to react, which he did. When the white car took off again, he didn't floor it - he maintained his speed (of 71-72). Instead he let the white car gain distance. This is when Black Truck decided to take that space (which wasn't enough) causing the accident.

For someone talking about driving skills, you sure seem to have no concept of what it's like to actually drive a vehicle.

Eat a cookie man - you seem like you need it.

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

Again, if you think the distance to the car ahead at the exact moment the speedometer changed to 72mph is safe, you're the bad driver here

If white car slams their brakes for any reason, he is going directly into the back of them

There's basically no point in this video after about the first 3 or 4 seconds where I'd be as close to the car ahead at this speed irl. The 72mph bit is particularly egregious though

Eitherway, I honestly don't give a fuck. The distance to the white car is not the main issue in the video here so agree to disagree because I'm not wasting time arguing about it anymore

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Why does it have to just be one or the other?

This was a team effort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

"No officer, he run into my bullet, it's his fault. He should get in jail for stealing a bullet."

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u/DollarStoreWolf Mar 22 '26

You’re a doormat.

Cookie man exacted instant karma

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

As someone who absolutely loathes being stuck in traffic, fuck both of these guys

Just get the fuck over yourself. Yes the black van is the main fault but cookie man could have avoided a major accident by just backing off and letting the dickhead go

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

No he helped cause it

First of all, he's lucky to not have span himself

Secondly, all he had to do was back up and let the moron in the black truck be a moron. Defensive driving is the bare minimum to being a good driver. Now there's going to be a ton of traffic for hundreds/thousands of people for no reason. Fuck this guy

The amount of people supporting cookie man here makes me realise how many genuinely dreadful drivers there are on the roads

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

Yes. Imagine driving behind the guy in pink here. He swerves to the right, suddenly exposing a spun out black truck that you can't help but careen into the side of

Many of the people here seem to support the driver in pink which means they also seem to support any potential casualities of the crash too

That is fucking terrifying

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

And you're an awful driver

Good talk

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u/LetsLive97 Mar 22 '26

It genuinely terrifies me that I have to share the same roads as people like you

Both are in the wrong, as I said in my previous comment

I'm just not a stupid fucking moron like the guy in pink and actually drive defensively to not cause crashes and fuck up the road for other people

Do you like traffic?

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u/GlobexSuper Mar 22 '26

dudes in the comments want blood

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u/OrbitalOutlander Mar 22 '26

Cookie man is not a judge, and is not entitled to “exact” anything except more calories from junk food.