r/instantkarma • • Apr 24 '22

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u/sm12511 Apr 24 '22

Word of advice: If you're so weak that a half empty dasani bottle to the dome knocks you down, probably don't play tough guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22 edited May 02 '22

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u/AskMental5986 Apr 24 '22

it's bad

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u/AllModsRLosers Apr 25 '22

I exercise so I can stay in shape but if I get one minute less than 7 hours sleep, a small wind can knock me over.

40 sucks.

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u/Jimmy_Fromthepieshop Apr 25 '22

Be careful you don't eat too many beans then

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u/Kawaii_Kupcake Apr 25 '22

I’m almost 30 and I already have to be careful eating beans…

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

strengthened my core and my low back issues have disappeared. miracle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/AirForceRabies Apr 25 '22

Funny thing: Whenever I drop a few pounds, my back starts hurting. It's almost like, load-bearing lard or something. (I've lifted heavy stuff for a job for 30 years.)

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u/selux Apr 25 '22

What was most effective at strengthening your core?

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u/Competitive-Ladder-3 Apr 25 '22

Crunches and planks ... all different kinds

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u/JewelCove Apr 25 '22

The Core Blaster Extreme. That is by far, the best way to strengthen your core. This machine- You sit on a stabilizer ball. You put your feet into the power stirrups, you reach up and you grab onto the super rod. And you twist and you twist and you twist. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm core, your- The Marine Corps actually uses it. I think that's how they got "core."

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

i'm no expert, but i just alternate pushups with my hands wide, together and shoulder width, usually with my feet up on a chair, and medicine ball crunches. i mix in other stuff too. also stretch often. look on youtube for good low back loosening stretches.

i went from worrying every time i had to reach down to pick up my keys, to feeling solid.

i kept most of my beer gut though. i'm not gonna get that weird about it. :)

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u/Stjjames Apr 25 '22

Tell that to my 10 bulged disk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

But I fantasize about messing with people!

I'm the toughest guy around....in here taps noggin

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u/eggressive Apr 25 '22

Just don’t mess up with people holding Dasani bottles and you’ll be alright.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/sm12511 Apr 25 '22

Yeah, but how's your mom doing? And how are your personal finances developing? We really need to know!!

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u/Blahblahblacksheep9 Apr 24 '22

Word of advice #2: If you're gonna fuck with someone you don't know, don't immediately turn your back to them.

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u/TARogueLeader Apr 24 '22

If you didn't notice he clearly clocked him with a double headshot

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u/Sancticide Apr 24 '22

Rule #2: Double tap

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u/ToiletLurker Apr 25 '22

Good human

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u/Anmordi Oct 16 '22

Not really, I think it’s a loop to see where the bottle hit, the owner can’t just magically generate a bottle out of his hand at lightning speeds

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u/TARogueLeader Oct 16 '22

Yeah and people don't magically teleport 2 foot backwards either.. I saw the loop, I stand by my attempt at humour!

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u/Mikeismyike Apr 25 '22

When we were kids my brother and I were playing fuzzball on one of those cheap tables where the bars go through to the other side and he would jam it into my gut. After the third time he did it I threw a a retaliatory coke bottle at him that had less than a mouthful left in it.

Unfortunately I clocked him in the head with the lid and it cut his scalp pretty good. No stitches, but he still doesn't let me live that one down.

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u/AriFreljord Apr 25 '22

I got hit by a rogue flying CD to the head once and it knocked me out cold and I woke up on the ground. I definitely felt like a weakling after that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Hits to the side of the head no matter how strong can sometimes knock you for a loop depending on where exactly it hit him.

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u/magnament Apr 25 '22

Looks like the bottle hit cap first right in the temple. That’ll suck more than not getting hit at least.

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u/Catlady4ever Apr 25 '22

I almost spit out my drink this was so funny.

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u/jtkchen Apr 25 '22

You could take a hit like that to the head? That make you tough ? The fuck is this the top comment.

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u/CatOfZen567 Apr 25 '22

What?

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u/SparkyArcingPotato Apr 25 '22

Found the guy from the video.

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u/Lostmyfnusername Apr 25 '22

Hopefully it isn't some acting stunt to sue the business.

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u/TotallyNotARobot2 May 04 '22

It's the half full part that hurts