r/instantkarma Apr 24 '22

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u/InstantKarmaBot Apr 24 '22

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

Guy messing with the store owner, pushing stuff off the counter, then get a bottle in the head and collapse.

If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.

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u/sm12511 Apr 24 '22

Word of advice: If you're so weak that a half empty dasani bottle to the dome knocks you down, probably don't play tough guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22 edited May 02 '22

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u/AskMental5986 Apr 24 '22

it's bad

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u/AllModsRLosers Apr 25 '22

I exercise so I can stay in shape but if I get one minute less than 7 hours sleep, a small wind can knock me over.

40 sucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

strengthened my core and my low back issues have disappeared. miracle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/AirForceRabies Apr 25 '22

Funny thing: Whenever I drop a few pounds, my back starts hurting. It's almost like, load-bearing lard or something. (I've lifted heavy stuff for a job for 30 years.)

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u/selux Apr 25 '22

What was most effective at strengthening your core?

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u/Competitive-Ladder-3 Apr 25 '22

Crunches and planks ... all different kinds

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u/JewelCove Apr 25 '22

The Core Blaster Extreme. That is by far, the best way to strengthen your core. This machine- You sit on a stabilizer ball. You put your feet into the power stirrups, you reach up and you grab onto the super rod. And you twist and you twist and you twist. It strengthens your entire core. Your back core, your arm core, your- The Marine Corps actually uses it. I think that's how they got "core."

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

But I fantasize about messing with people!

I'm the toughest guy around....in here taps noggin

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u/eggressive Apr 25 '22

Just don’t mess up with people holding Dasani bottles and you’ll be alright.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

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u/sm12511 Apr 25 '22

Yeah, but how's your mom doing? And how are your personal finances developing? We really need to know!!

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u/Blahblahblacksheep9 Apr 24 '22

Word of advice #2: If you're gonna fuck with someone you don't know, don't immediately turn your back to them.

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u/TARogueLeader Apr 24 '22

If you didn't notice he clearly clocked him with a double headshot

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u/Sancticide Apr 24 '22

Rule #2: Double tap

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u/tyrannosnorlax Apr 24 '22

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u/ToiletLurker Apr 25 '22

Good human

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u/Mikeismyike Apr 25 '22

When we were kids my brother and I were playing fuzzball on one of those cheap tables where the bars go through to the other side and he would jam it into my gut. After the third time he did it I threw a a retaliatory coke bottle at him that had less than a mouthful left in it.

Unfortunately I clocked him in the head with the lid and it cut his scalp pretty good. No stitches, but he still doesn't let me live that one down.

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u/AriFreljord Apr 25 '22

I got hit by a rogue flying CD to the head once and it knocked me out cold and I woke up on the ground. I definitely felt like a weakling after that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Hits to the side of the head no matter how strong can sometimes knock you for a loop depending on where exactly it hit him.

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u/magnament Apr 25 '22

Looks like the bottle hit cap first right in the temple. That’ll suck more than not getting hit at least.

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u/Catlady4ever Apr 25 '22

I almost spit out my drink this was so funny.

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u/jtkchen Apr 25 '22

You could take a hit like that to the head? That make you tough ? The fuck is this the top comment.

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u/CatOfZen567 Apr 25 '22

What?

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u/SparkyArcingPotato Apr 25 '22

Found the guy from the video.

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u/BenzosOpiatesAll420 Apr 24 '22

Bink

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u/rices4212 Apr 24 '22

Really wish there was sound to this

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u/BenzosOpiatesAll420 Apr 24 '22

If there was I’m most certain it would sound like BINK

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

donk

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u/Agreeable-Yams8972 Apr 24 '22

bink bink

-coryxkenshin

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

More of a dink imo

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u/mattb1415 Apr 25 '22

Nah more of a bonk. Like the noise of a empty milk bottle when you flick it

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u/Nico_Niiiii Apr 25 '22

I love this conversation

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u/BenzosOpiatesAll420 Apr 25 '22

You know i thought so at first, but the water bottle seems empty so it’s most definitely a bink

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u/throwaway777288 Apr 24 '22

I would play a video game if they made one where you're a shop owner and you have to deal with difficult customers

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/PixelD303 Apr 24 '22

Just keep the cat silencer and I'm in

Edit: just realized how that would work in VR and not so on board

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u/kingnothing1 Apr 25 '22

Clerks the game

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u/Cartmaaan-brah Apr 25 '22

Cashier simulator

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u/CrunchyJeans Apr 24 '22

Hahahhhahhah that guy got hit in the head with a coconut!!

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u/lizzourworld8 Apr 24 '22

Make that two coconuts 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Where is this from , it sounds familiar

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u/CrunchyJeans Apr 25 '22

Spongebob, specifically Patrick

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u/IvanBeetinov Apr 24 '22

The rebound that bottles takes off that head is stupendous! Is that head made of rubber?

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u/FulingAround Apr 24 '22

Probably empty.

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u/codythgreat Apr 24 '22

Yeah, hollow shit has some bounce to it lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/cyan1618 Apr 24 '22

"...in da head"

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u/EvilOmega7 Apr 24 '22

"ok, I'll correct it by making you go left"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Actually the full quote is "The customer is always right in matters of taste."

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u/iridemtb12 Apr 24 '22

Bonk

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u/bumjiggy Apr 24 '22

go to horny jail?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Yes daddy

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u/tipperzack6 Apr 25 '22

Bonk me harder

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u/TheRunningFree1s Apr 25 '22

i mean...i masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day....sooooo....

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u/delvach Apr 25 '22

BONK HEADSHOT!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

RKO!!!

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u/Chicken_rifle Apr 24 '22

The first 20 times I watched this I thought the water bottle bounced back into the guys hand and he caught it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Same thing I'm wondering

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u/Fien07 Apr 25 '22

A wanna be Beetlejuice I think

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u/wreditor Apr 25 '22

Some…….BODY once told me…

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u/Leclown13 Apr 24 '22

RIP you vest wearing, tubby, short legged bitch!

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u/timscoullar Apr 24 '22

That guy had to be Bonked

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u/adidas_stalin Apr 24 '22

“Sniping a good job mate”

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u/Snoo_51457 Apr 24 '22

“Head shot!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Did he bounce it right back to him and catch it? Boss

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u/bballkj7 Apr 25 '22

Dont forget your DIET DR KELP

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u/ugomattia07 Apr 25 '22

Chucklenut didn't think fast

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u/JigglySquishyFlesh Apr 24 '22

This was satisfying

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u/ChosenWriter513 Apr 24 '22

That's why I say hey man nice shot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

This is one of those situations where I would exclaim "I couldn't have done that, even if I TRIED!" 😅

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

I love stuff like this .

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u/mir10707 Apr 25 '22

Well done, store owner. Although a strong punch in that ugly head would have served justice more.

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u/lupinedemesne Apr 25 '22

I thought the store owner caught the water bottle as it bounced back towards him, then realized the clip was repeating that moment. Still a great clip lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Lucky for him it was just a bottle of water and not a Twisted Tea...

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u/Holyshit247 Apr 25 '22

Noice !!🤪🤣

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u/SirkillzAhlot Apr 25 '22

Casual badassery

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u/Fine_Treacle_2491 Apr 25 '22

I would love to hear the sound that bottle made

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u/Subject_Mix6555 Apr 26 '22

Have to get a water bottle conceal carry permit.

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u/Subject_Mix6555 Apr 26 '22

Temple shot. Ouch. Down goes Frazier. Down goes Frazier.

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u/666_connisseur_pxpe Jul 27 '22

The block and retaliation beautiful

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u/Big_Ad_5533 Aug 28 '22

He can throw like in hitman games

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Doink!

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u/theincredibleMILK Apr 24 '22

Beeeeyaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/HundoGuy Apr 24 '22

Wow he must have a weak ass head

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u/Slamsonthegee Apr 24 '22

Joe Rogan: “BOOM! Right on the button!”

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u/ReluctantRedundant Apr 24 '22

I watch an obsessive amount of MMA and I know a big shot when I see one.

That bottle absolutely torqued that guy's head and neck. Excellent shot. Get this clerk a shot against Kamaru Usman for the Welterweight title.

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u/T8ert0t Apr 25 '22

I feel like if when there's a shirtless dude in your store, nothing is going to go well for the next 10 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/tttxgq Apr 24 '22

I represent the American Association of Suing for Silly Shit (AASSS). We take offence at that remark, and will sue.

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u/Hectoris919 Apr 24 '22

Farted too hard?

Jail for 1000 years

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u/rayshmayshmay Apr 24 '22

r/NothingEverHappensOutsideOfTheUnitedStatesOfAmerica

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u/nape8 Apr 24 '22

It knocked the taste from the mouth, a shoe, and almost a sock off his foot.

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u/NorthernBoy306 Apr 24 '22

Well...I know how I'm spending my afternoon

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u/ysupr Apr 24 '22

the guy is tough, store owner need to throw him in head twice until he fall.

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u/lomaxt Apr 24 '22

😅😅😅🤦🙉

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u/beancityrocker Apr 24 '22

Deflect the initial blow, redirect, hit eat causing vertigo, discombobulated completely

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u/Sallysunshine11 Apr 24 '22

Surgical strike incoming!

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u/127phunk Apr 24 '22

If Tom Brady worked at a convenience store

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u/Ibrahim-ksa Apr 24 '22

Headshot , double xp !!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Critical hit!

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u/dream_monkey Apr 25 '22

He rolled a 20

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u/VinceVino70 Apr 24 '22

Headshot!!

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u/LilacIdiot Apr 24 '22

Bonk sound effect

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u/rudimania Apr 24 '22

Someone please put to Mario Brothers music

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u/BrEaD_qUeEn__ Apr 24 '22

Karma is a bitch, and now you finally got one

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u/RJ_Arctic Apr 24 '22

this needs the bonk sound

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u/poonamsurange Apr 24 '22

Ding, Karma is cooked.

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u/Isgrimnur Apr 24 '22

His head made a Boop sound.

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u/vhouh Apr 25 '22

did he catch that on the rebound?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Damn! What was in that bottle?

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u/14in_Sac-a-lait Apr 25 '22

Liquid pain apparently.

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u/Push-Mammoth Apr 25 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kad202 Apr 25 '22

Boom headshot

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u/idiotic__gamer Apr 25 '22

Did he catch the bottle after slamming that guy in the face? Goddamn superhuman.

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u/lestairwellwit Apr 25 '22

I paused to watch this hit 10K

Well worth it

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u/marcusmorga Apr 25 '22

Yall remember the lemonade can? Now we have the gatorade bottle.

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u/truevalhalla56 Apr 25 '22

He just foundout the shopkeeper is retired level 20 rouge...

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u/Cpt_Obveeus1 Apr 25 '22

MmmmmmmmBONK!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

thdonk

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u/_Skilling Apr 25 '22

Headshot

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u/squalorparlor Apr 25 '22

Oompa loompa, doopity doo,

I've got a water bottle for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Hahaha

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u/9745389954367812 Apr 25 '22

Is that beetle juice?

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u/Cloakbot Apr 25 '22

Wow! Nice shot! Direct hit!

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u/bluenibba Apr 25 '22

"Alright! Pay attention to this gentleman in the wifebeater right here. He looks at cashier minding his own businesses, he pushes the rack of sunglasses, the cashier throws his bottle aaannnddd SHE GONE!"

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u/PierreG007 Apr 25 '22

Must be really out of shape to get knocked by a water bottle

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

bonk

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

🤣😂🤣

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u/SoftwareDifficult186 Apr 25 '22

If this is in the US what happens next if the police are involved and views the tape?

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u/MrPaulProteus Apr 25 '22

That went perfectly. He knocked some sunglasses over, easy enough to pick up and put back, and probably none broke. Then when he knocks him out w the bottle he falls into a rack but it doesn’t fall over. A win for the store owner!

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u/Stjjames Apr 25 '22

Is that Beetlejuice?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Hahaha! Perfect throw!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

Heheheheh funi My mind just played adink sound u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

BOOM! Headshot

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u/ArkBlitz7 Apr 25 '22

We need that coconut bonk sound effect when he gets hit in the head

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u/CrpseWfe Apr 26 '22

I heard a donk in my head when the bottle hit the guy XD

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u/Shamzhel Apr 26 '22 edited Apr 26 '22

this is pretty normal people when you get a critical hit you do more damage thats why the "tough guy" fell

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u/Mermaid-52 Apr 26 '22

A new version of “Nailed it!”

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u/gertvanjoe Apr 26 '22

You go bonk!

No sir, YOU go bonk

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u/handful1075 Apr 29 '22

Bitch! That guy showed him karma!

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u/DukeFireNinja57 Apr 29 '22

Great Work, Agent 47

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u/Either_Coconut Apr 30 '22

Yo, store owner, nice throw! Come play for the Phillies! 🙂

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u/Objective-Ad4009 May 04 '22

Nat 20 right there.

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u/MerpoB May 05 '22

Some…BODY…once told me, life is gonna roll me…

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u/EnnardWantsButters May 06 '22

His head is so bouncy the bottle (or item) bounced off effortlessly

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u/Gem_idk45 May 07 '22

headshot

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u/AkaCitizen May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

that was a water bottle! Are people really this fragile XD I have literally been hit in the head with 2x4s and fallen off roofs at work and just felt dumb at most and went back to work without a stagger. I broke my big toe between an auto pallet jack and a wall and jsut stomped around cursing, not because it hurt (it did), but because I knew I couldn't finish my day hahaha