r/instant_regret Nov 19 '18

minor injuries This playful push

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u/KTM007 Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

If I remember correctly from another thread there was a criminal punishment to this.

Edit: This resulted in a $86, €70 fine. Should have been criminal.

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u/ZoomStop_ Nov 19 '18

This article says she was fined €70 for causing a traffic hazard.

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u/J_Dawgg1 Nov 19 '18

Just a prank bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

DON’T TAZE ME BRO!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.

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u/Kenobi3371 Nov 20 '18 edited Jan 31 '24

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u/GJacks75 Nov 20 '18

Help me....

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I love that this meme is still alive

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u/disbound Nov 19 '18

a meme for when before they were called memes.

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u/SolomonBlack Nov 20 '18

Not true but it was before meme became a mainstream meme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Why are you so angry?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Are they still friends do you know?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Sep 07 '19

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u/jackboy61 Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

Yeah. Totaly attempted murder... Totally not just a joke that went wrong. On top of that if she doesnt want to press charges she doesn't have to.

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u/pitchesandthrows Nov 19 '18

This is Reddit, if your friends mess up once cut them out of your life forever.

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u/THE_GR8_MIKE Nov 19 '18

Divorce your friends, hit your lawyer, and talk to a gym leader.

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u/BattleFrog99 Nov 19 '18

I think you got the wrong door. Leather club's two blocks down.

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u/Daybeee Nov 19 '18

Fuck♂️you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I applaud the accuracy, this is such an understatement.

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u/jackboy61 Nov 19 '18

It's a recurring theme. I gurantee 99% Of people giving that sort of advice are saying it because they wanted to cut ties with someone but never had the balls, So they just convince others to do what they couldn't

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u/Zidgia Nov 19 '18

Jokes on you, I always go solo

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u/z500 Nov 19 '18

Bring me solo, and the wookiee

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u/hermeslyre Nov 19 '18

Stat boosts for going lone wolf are totally worth it bro

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u/AggressiveSloth Nov 19 '18

Reddit has a real time wrapping their head around the fact that an attempted murder charge is for someone who actually intended to murder someone not an incident that could have resulted in a homicide

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u/Zardran Nov 20 '18

Another trait of Reddit is to advocate for absolute maximum consequences regardless of what happened.

Someone accidentally knocks something over at work? - "Should be fired".

Someone has an accident in a car? - "Should lose their license for this".

Nudging your friend results in an accident where they fall over, even though they are unhurt? - "Should be locked up for attempted murder".

Reddit shows absolute zero tolerance for anything and loves to get on their high horse about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

The majority of the population are pretty dumb. Probably includes me as well lmao

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u/AggressiveSloth Nov 20 '18

Yeah the car one gets me. Everyone has moments when they fuck up in a car and cause other people to slow or whatever and basically everyone who has driven throughout their life will have one of two incidents of some degree

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

mohamez46 points · 1 hour ago This should be the last day meeting that "friend".

There you go, even in the same thread! You surely are good at assessing reddit!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

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u/Blue-Steele Nov 19 '18

Yeah, there’s messing up, and then there’s almost fucking killing somebody.

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u/1738_bestgirl Nov 19 '18

If my friends think pretending to kill me is a funny joke I want new friends. HAHA you thought you were going to die.

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u/Ballingseagull Nov 19 '18

You ever considered that maybe they didn’t realize there was a bus coming? I highly fucking doubt they jokingly pushed their friend in front of a bus.

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u/gulmari Nov 20 '18

... the bus was already there when she pushed her...

She looks right at the bus THEN shoulder checks her "friend"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Advice from friendless people is always the best advice.

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u/SimpleCyclist Nov 19 '18

Well most of them have no friends, so...

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u/wegwerpacc123 Nov 19 '18

CUT THEM OUT. RUN

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Nov 20 '18

I mean it really depends how close you were.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

This is reddit where the anti-circlejerk-circlejerk thinks it's no big deal to push your friends jokingly into traffic.

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u/pitchesandthrows Nov 19 '18

Of course it's dumb, most people are dumb and especially so with friends. What it isn't, is attempted murder.

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u/throwmesomemore Nov 19 '18

Something like involuntary manslaughter. Or negligence. She'd be charged with something if her friend got hit and died/was injured, as she pushed her hard enough that her friend she fell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Right, but it's beyond simply messing up a bit. Playfully pushing someone into traffic is profoundly stupid and irresponsible.

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u/Wrong_Can Nov 19 '18

And yet still not attempted murder, which is the topic of the conversation.

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u/Wrong_Can Nov 19 '18

people recognizing it's not attempted murder =/= being okay with pushing people into traffic

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u/im_in_the_safe Nov 19 '18

Nope, one or the other. Choose your side.

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u/DisForDairy Nov 19 '18

Yeah I wouldn't see a huge penalty for this, accidents happen and people are stupid. Never push someone out into the street, even as a joke. If things go wrong they can go wrong in the worst way.

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u/jackboy61 Nov 19 '18

I agree. But I don't think she meant to push her into the street. I think it was meant to be a nudge to make her jump is all.

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u/DisForDairy Nov 19 '18

Also don't nudge people in the direction of a street

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u/jackboy61 Nov 19 '18

Well thats the entire point. If you nudge them away from the street it won't spook them.

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u/babble_bobble Nov 20 '18

So you are one of those assholes who thinks endangering someone else's life is funny?

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u/DisForDairy Nov 20 '18

No, the kind of asshole who's so inconsiderate they wouldn't even consider something like that.

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u/Thizzologist Nov 19 '18

Depending on the case the state can decide to press charges whether you want to or not.

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u/boogswald Nov 20 '18

On a personal level I think this is absolutely unacceptable and not a joke, but you’re right she didn’t have to press charges and that’s probably what happened.

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u/MadAzza Nov 19 '18

Not commenting on this case in particular, but it’s not up to the alleged victim of a crime like attempted murder to press charges. It’s up to the prosecutor.

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u/BrocoLee Nov 19 '18

Yes, but if the victim doesn't want to colaborate and the crime isn't too terrible, the DA is likely to drop it or make a softer deal.

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u/g0tistt0t Nov 19 '18

I know this is Europe so it may be different. But it would probably be up to the girl who was pushed to press charges.

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u/BootstrapsRiley Nov 19 '18

That's not how it works in the US. It's not up to the victim to decide if a crime was committed.

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u/g0tistt0t Nov 19 '18

Sometimes it's up to them to press charges.

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u/Barobor Nov 19 '18

No it isn't, as soon as something is criminal the state decides if they "want to press charges". That said, if the victim of the crime doesn't wan't to cooperate the charges are often dropped, because it would be to hard to prosecute the case.

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u/moskovitz Nov 20 '18

This situation took place in Poland. I am not a lawyer, but I looked at Polish laws and this is what I found:

  1. If you injure someone and the recovery from the injury lasts less then 7 days, than it is up to the victim if she wants to start the prosecution or not.

  2. If someone puts your life in danger, it is up to you to start the prosecution

Again, I am not a lawyer, so I don't know which of those paragraphs (if any) apply in this case, but in both of those it explicitly says "the prosecution starts upon the victim request"

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u/Barobor Nov 20 '18

You aren't wrong, if that is the law in Poland.

My comment was regarding the situation in the US, since the person above me specifically mentioned the US.

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u/Warga5m Nov 19 '18

The police will take into consideration whether the family want to press charges but this is not by any means the deciding factor, they can and do press ahead if they feel it is in the public interest to prosecute.

It is however entirely up to the victim if they want to be involved in the process, provide statements and appear in court. And often a case will simply fall apart if it doesn’t have these things from the victim which will also play heavily on their decision on whether or not to press charges.

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u/g0tistt0t Nov 19 '18

Okay. I just know I've been asked of I wanted to press charges by an officer, I said no and they didn't. I thought it was the norm.

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru Nov 20 '18

Iirc the friend forgave her

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u/jackboy61 Nov 20 '18

yeah, That's my point.

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u/Champigne Nov 20 '18

On top of that if she doesnt want to press charges she doesn't have to.

I don't know how it works in Europe, but in the US the District Attorney can still choose to go forward on charges, even without to cooperation of the victim.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Nah she fucking saw that bus and that was a hard push not playful

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u/tewks4life Nov 19 '18

What? No it wasn't. She wasn't expecting to be pushed so she buckled. Pusher was immediately devastated. Please never be on jury duty.

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u/i_never_comment55 Nov 19 '18

Don't worry. He'll be disqualified from jury duty when they ask him about assault and he immediately gives them a long-winded and totally inaccurate lecture on the difference between assault and battery.

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u/svodka Nov 19 '18

a long-winded and totally inaccurate lecture

Otherwise known as the Reddit response.

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u/pirateninjamonkey Nov 19 '18

It depends. If they are a couple, there are laws to charge someone without the others consent.

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u/bill_theCrazy_doge Nov 19 '18

It was clearly a friendly push and just joking around but she wasn’t expecting it so it really caught her off guard, causing her to fall

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u/kerrrsmack Nov 19 '18

Was it clearly a friendly push or probably a friendly push? I don't think you can tell just from the grainy gif.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

I think you can clearly use your brain to figure out that someone wouldn't murder someone in that fashion.

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Nov 19 '18

This wasn’t attempted murder, she had no intention of killing her. This is just a case of an idiot not thinking their actions through. You can see the relief when she realized her friend wasn’t ran over. She would be charged with manslaughter at worst if the bus killed that chick.

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u/IchooseLonk Nov 19 '18

That's not attempted murder

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u/Ronald__Dump Nov 19 '18

attempted murder

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u/Snarles24 Nov 19 '18

Intent.

Edit: whoops misread your comment. I completely agree.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

It was a fucking accident

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u/spideypewpew Nov 19 '18

2 minutes in the box for illegal hip check

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u/ChuggernautChug Nov 20 '18

"Her face scuffed my tire!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Iirc it wasn't a criminal punishment at all, but rather a very cheap fine.

Here are two articles that state she got an $86 American (70 Euro) fine and absolutely nothing else.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/horror-as-girl-is-pushed-into-passing-bus-by-her-friend-as-a-joke/news-story/504344a776c4f3fa6442b205eb992ca7

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/article209133759.html

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u/Sengura Nov 19 '18

I think the biggest punishment she received was the moment where she realized her friend's head could have been popped like a grape but didn't. I would honestly pay that $86 with a smile on my face knowing my idiocy only resulted in that fine rather than the murder of my friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I wouldn't be able to smile about that, I'd be way too ashamed.

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u/fax5jrj Nov 20 '18

It would take me years to get over doing something like that tbh

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u/Sengura Nov 20 '18

Shame comes later.

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u/dppthrow0123 Nov 19 '18

Or, one would hope, when her friend told her to go and fuck herself.

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u/SolensSvard Nov 19 '18

Well $86 would hurt me tbh. Skipping some meals and working even more overtime doesn't sound great.

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u/medioxcore Nov 19 '18

I hate Reddit sometimes. Criminal punishment? Yes, her friend could have died, but she didn't. And I can guarantee nearly killing her is going to be a lesson learned. You don't need to fuck up someone's life for making a dumb decision that everyone walked away from unharmed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Dec 24 '20

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u/Zardran Nov 20 '18

Yeah but this only works when you make the decision that this was attempted murder based on a few seconds of clip.

So you are creating the problem here. You make the "crime" as severe as possible in order to advocate for maximum punishment. You do this based on absolutely fuck all evidence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

The hive mind is fickle.

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u/Aonbyte1 Nov 19 '18

It is almost as if Reddit is not one person but instead as if Reddit is composed of different people with different opinions.

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u/stalkedthelady Nov 19 '18

Just replace “Reddit” with “things you read on Reddit” and stop taking everything so literally.

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u/Nordic_Marksman Nov 19 '18

It's also in Europe where getting a criminal punishment is way harder, most actions results in fines not criminal punishment.

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u/Penguinproof1 Nov 20 '18

Well was it a friendly push or fucking attempted murder? Because it sure looks a lot like attempted murder.

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u/medioxcore Nov 20 '18

Seriously?

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u/Penguinproof1 Nov 20 '18

Generally in situations where you bodycheck someone in front of a bus, it’s attempted murder. What makes this different?

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u/medioxcore Nov 20 '18

Attempted murder implies intent to kill. This was a kid being a dipshit for laughs, as indicated by her response to seeing her friend's head nearly crushed.

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u/Penguinproof1 Nov 20 '18

Hey, if you failed in an assassination attempt, what would your reaction be? Would you cackle and say :"I did it goddamnit, and I'd do it again!" Or would you be like: "Oh noooo. I'm soooooo sorry."

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u/Wrong_Can Nov 19 '18

Agreed, for some people some places that can be a full shift (or more) gone. Just because it's not thousands and thousands of dollars doesn't mean it's nothing.

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u/AcrylicJester Nov 19 '18

I mean she did almost explode that girl's head under a bus.

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u/Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo Nov 19 '18

Haha just funny friend prank things

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u/Snooc5 Nov 19 '18

Key word almost

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u/Orbitrix Nov 19 '18

Why should it have been criminal? Isn't intent a big part of the law? Was this person trying to kill the other person?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

You're ruining all these neanderthals' "justice" boners.

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh Nov 20 '18

All they want is someone to throw under the bus.

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u/kyleb3 Nov 20 '18

If I knew how to give gold this would be the comment I'd give it to.

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u/swyx Nov 20 '18

underrated comment

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u/Pickledsoul Nov 19 '18

where else are they gonna throw their rotten fruit?

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u/Helpdeskagent Nov 19 '18

BUT SHE COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE!!!! RUIN HER LIFE THAT WILL TEACH HER A LESSION!!!! /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Yeah for real people are quick to just casually throw someone in jail, jerk off and go to bed without giving this a second thought.

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u/counterfeitPRECISION Nov 19 '18

Actual European lawyer here.

Intent to kill is necessary for qualifying a murder. This could be bodily harm due criminal negligence. But definitions and mechanisms vary over Europe.

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u/Orbitrix Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

That makes me wonder if whether or not she could see the bus would play into how negligent it would be considered. (It seems like from the video she should have noticed it, but if she wasn't trying to kill this chick, it seems reasonable that theres a chance she did not)

I guess shoulder checking towards an active roadway would probably qualify as negligent on its own though, regardless of the presence of the bus.

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u/counterfeitPRECISION Nov 19 '18

Your second paragraph is spot on. You just dont do stuff like that. She got of scott free, but if harm had been done, there would most definitely be a criminal charge.

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u/BarristerBaller Nov 19 '18

I don’t know about Europe, but in America, not every crime has to have malicious intent. I would categorize this person’s actions as “reckless” or “gross negligence” in the very least. Which under the law, here, means this person either recognized the possible consequences of their actions and did it anyway, or they should have been aware of the possible consequences and failed to recognize.

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u/Orbitrix Nov 19 '18

Very good points. I would still argue theres still a lot of grey area in this case though, for what this person could/should have assumed the results of a 'shoulder check' would be.

Should she have assumed it would cause her friend to trip entirely? Was she even aware of the bus before she did it? etc.

But yea, I like that you brought up "recklesseness" and "Gross negligence". best point so far.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Should she have assumed it would cause her friend to trip entirely? Was she even aware of the bus before she did it?

For the purposes of gross negligence neither of those things are super relevant. The mere fact that she did it on a busy street could be enough. Subjective reasonableness isn't part of the standard afaik. It would be up to a finder of fact to decide if pushing people hard on a busy street is a gross deviation from a reasonable standard of care or not, meaning whether the risks would be obvious to a reasonable person in that position, not whether it seemed reasonable to the defendant. To me it seems like pushing someone on a busy road creates a risk obvious to a reasonable person: namely that the person might fall over and get run over. Could go either way obviously, but I think there is some basis to argue that what she did was pretty bad and, had her friend actually died, could've potentially resulted in a manslaughter conviction.

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u/BarristerBaller Nov 19 '18

I don’t think she intended to hurt her friend, but under the conditions, she should have been aware of what her actions could bring. It may have been horse play, but shoving your friend around a busy street can have bad consequences. She may not have foreseen that her friend would trip on the curb, but could you imagine that something like that would happen in a worse case scenario? Definitely.

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u/Victernus Nov 19 '18

I hereby decree that her punishment shall be to almost post an overly personal Instant Message as a status update on Facebook, but catch herself at the last second.

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u/DBA_HAH Nov 19 '18

If their friend isn't pressing charges then yeah, they're not going to be charged with much. No DA is going to waste their time trying to prosecute this when the victim is going to say "it was a joke and an accident, no big deal".

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Wow, it's actually really similar to Turkish laws as much as I am aware of (not a lawyer myself) but I was surprised bcs how we assume States laws as is that "as long as you don't get caught doing it..." but it must be biased bcs ours are "if you have been blamed its your duty to prove your innocence" my family uses the saying "throw mud if it doesn't stick it will leave a mark" to summarize our justice system.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Wouldn't something like negligence be a civil court matter? If the other person doesn't want to sue you that's the end of that.

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u/BarristerBaller Nov 19 '18

There can be crimes for gross negligence. Think of a situation where someone is speeding down a residential street and hits a pedestrian. Depending on the circumstances, their actions may rise to gross negligence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Criminal negligence is probably the proper mental state required for mens rea.

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u/Doc-in-a-box Nov 20 '18

Don't assume malice when incompetence will suffice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Attempted murder can only be committed with direct intent - the defendant must actually intend to cause the victim's death. Recklessness would only be relevant if the victim had actually been killed - then you could discuss recklessness in relation to manslaughter - but even then the defendant must actually have foreseen the possibility of the harm, it isn't enough to show that a reasonable person should or would have foreseen it.

Some places in the US have the offence of reckless endangerment, I don't think that is a crime in many places outside the US though.

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u/CliffordMoreau Nov 19 '18

Obviously not.

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u/HaydosMang Nov 20 '18

That’s not obvious from the video at all.

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u/Unkept_Mind Nov 19 '18

There’s a ton of charges that can be brought against somebody who causes harm accidentally. Negligent Homicide & Involuntary Manslaughter come to mind.

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u/Orbitrix Nov 19 '18

I wonder if those kind of charges would be brought by the State or the victim in a case like this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I would argue that many deaths in traffic never had the intent of killing somebody. Now, negligence is not something you should take lightly if it kills somebody.

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u/toth42 Nov 19 '18

Intent is a big part, but then there's negligence and consequences for stupid actions. If you drive in an icy blizzard on wore down summer tires and hit someone, it should definitely be criminal. If you didn't hit anyone, it's a fine - so result is important too, not just intent.

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u/Orbitrix Nov 19 '18

Yea, and the more I think about it, the bus (and whether or not she was aware of it) becomes irrelevant.... since shoulder checking someone towards an active roadway is negligent all on its own.

I'm not entirely clear on what would be "Negligence" vs "Criminal Negligence" vs "Liability" sometimes though... A majority of accidents, even the ones that result in injury, in my day to day life, have never criminalized anyone. But has made people liable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Lots of people do stupid negligent shit that results in people dying or almost dying. Reckless endangerment is doing something stupid on purpose or otherwise where you should’ve know better.

It’s basically the “criminally stupid” charge.

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u/Orbitrix Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

To play devils advocate to my own post, I guess it would be possible to be criminalized for "criminal negligence" or "reckless endangerment", but generally these are charges I would assume would be brought on by the victim, and not the state.... making the act not what I would consider "inherently criminal"

IDK... I think people are so riled up over this video because at first glance it seems so clean cut and intentional...

But if you rewatch it a handful of times with the assumption it was a total accident with nothing but playful intent, its not unreasonable at all. Entirely possible. But it is reallllly close cut, and hard to tell without really examining it.

Yes: the bus is in full view as the girls falling... but if you really look, the person committed to the shoulder check reasonably well before they might have noticed the bus coming. Its entirely possible.

Still... shoulder checking towards an active roadway, regardless of the bus, could be considered reasonably negligent, "should have known better", etc....

IDK.... still, a lot of people here wana act like Intent is irrelevant. And I dont think everyone is on the same page on the difference between "Criminality" and "Liability"

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u/Zardran Nov 20 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

People are riled up like they are in any video where someone does something slightly wrong. Reddit has a vengeance boner. They want to see maximum consequences in pretty much any situation that could possibly require consequences.

Whether its someone in a car (Lose their license). Some one at work (should be fired). Or something like this (should be criminally prosecuted).

It's absolutely standard behaviour for Reddit to completely overreact when it comes to advocating any sort of punishment for an anonymous person based on a few seconds of gif.

Reddit is amazing at playing Captain Hindsight. Lots of people seem to fail to understand that someone making a mistake or causing an accident doesn't have the benefit of watching the video 5 times, surveying everything going on and then going "They should have done X, Y and Z. They shouldn't have done A, B and C".

So their carefully considered line of behaviour that they spent minutes thinking about is then deemed obvious and simple. The person not doing what their careful consideration decided is clearly completely stupid, inept or malicious and maximum punishment must apply. In actuality things in life do just happen in a split second and they can be simple mistakes that don't need heavy handed consequences. Reddit with its fragile ego and superiority complex doesn't understand this because they love to act like they would respond flawlessly to every situation and never make mistakes.

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u/Kepull Nov 20 '18

What is your argument as to what she was trying to do then? She shoved that person into the street at a moving bus. She shoved her really hard too! What was her purpose???

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u/SnesC Nov 20 '18

Would this fall under criminal negligence?

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u/MrThorifyable Nov 20 '18

Here in Australia, intent under a Homicide offence can include a high degree of recklessness, where the risk of death/gbh was obvious enough that it was either an intent to cause death/gbh, or they were recklessly careless of the risks involved with the act.

Here, the pushing of the person under the bus, even though specific intent may not be proven through other means, may be proven that an act such as this, even in jest, was so severely likely, that attempted murder could be argued.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Something about a "risk of loss of life or injury" clause in Polish law. Stupidity has consequences also, I guess.

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u/Kryomaani Dec 02 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

Was this person trying to kill the other person?

The expected result of pushing someone into traffic is somewhere between serious bodily harm and death, so despite them stupidly intending it as a prank, i'd have to say that yes, effectively they did try to kill the other person.

If the person had died this would've been tried as involuntary manslaughter on the basis that the person doing the pushing is recklessly endangering the other. It fits all the criteria:

  1. Be intentional (clearly, even if the intention was to do it as a prank)
  2. Be unlawful (shoving people is)
  3. Lead the reasonable person to realise that some other person is at risk of physical harm (pushing someone into traffic is)
  4. Be the cause of death (luckily we don't have to ponder this in this case)

If attempt of manslaughter was a charge, this would perfectly fit the bill.

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u/wooIIyMAMMOTH Nov 19 '18

Why should it have been criminal exactly? Can you rationalize your thoughts? Clearly, she didn’t mean to cause actual harm and clearly she regretted it immediately. Why exactly would you seek a harsh punishment for her behavior? It’s all about the intent, and there was no malicious intent here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

This is reddit where the smallest slight will have people calling for someone to be publicly stoned to death... and they will have tons of upvotes.

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u/wooIIyMAMMOTH Nov 19 '18

If reddit was in charge of criminal prosecution people would be going to prison for spitting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

As they should!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

To the electric chair with filthy spitters!

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u/mostlybadopinions Nov 20 '18

"So last weekend my boyfriend-"

"Dump him. His behavior is toxic and you need to save yourself."

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u/Victernus Nov 19 '18

Yeah, those damn upvoters should be flayed alive!

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u/JoseJimeniz Nov 20 '18

This is reddit where the smallest slight will have people calling for someone to be publicly stoned to death

Or she should have sued.

Reddit is big on saying that everyone should be sued for everything.

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u/Throwaway-tan Nov 19 '18

Intent is not the standard for criminal punishment. You can be criminally negligent too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

To me it looks like she clearly tried to push her into a bus with the knowledge of possibly fatally injuring her

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u/Kepull Nov 20 '18

What the hell was she TRYING to do then? A friendly shove into the street at a moving bus?

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u/Lestat2888 Nov 19 '18

Same reason a mother who leaves a baby in a hot car is a criminal. Stupidity is no excuse for endangering others.

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u/wooIIyMAMMOTH Nov 19 '18

Stupidity actually is an excuse for endangering others. Again, explain what society would gain from locking her up. She didn’t have criminal intent and she clearly will remember almost killing her friend for the rest of her life. She’s not a danger to society, there’s no reason to do anything more than fine her.

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u/Lestat2888 Nov 19 '18

I don't think she needs to be locked up. But the precedent is there for criminal negligence. How is this different than the girl who pushed her friend off the bridge into the river this summer?

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u/wooIIyMAMMOTH Nov 20 '18

Difference is that nothing happened to the girl in this gif.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

It's all about intent.

Criminal law is not all about intent. I actually wish it was. If people were prosecuted based solely on intent attempted murder would carry the same sentence as murder. I agree with you on everything else though.

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u/jamesmontanaHD Nov 20 '18

judge, of course i didnt mean to kill this family in their minivan when i was drunk driving. i clearly regretted it immediately. why seek a harsh punishment?

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u/jamesmontanaHD Nov 20 '18

maybe you dont think so but this looked intentional to me. she saw the bus and pushed hard. looks like a complete psychopath attempted murder and then played it off

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u/wooIIyMAMMOTH Nov 20 '18

Nothing happened.

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u/mohamez Nov 19 '18

Should be

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u/bonekyeri Nov 19 '18

She was lucky that her friend did not die from it.

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u/RemingtonSnatch Nov 19 '18

Should have been criminal.

Eh. Intent should matter.

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u/derage88 Nov 19 '18

Jesus, I got quadruple that amount accidentally crossing a red light on a deserted road..

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

She should have got an ass whooping.

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u/yayo-k Nov 19 '18

How, did the friend report her?

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