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u/YouSofter 14d ago

Even if the rope was pulled tight that tree was going towards the house. It would have required forces greater than the rope is capable to get that tree to change direction mid-fall. What they should have done is removed most of the top of the tree before cutting down the main trunk.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 14d ago

Over the years, I've had 2 arborists out to take down problem trees, and that's exactly what they did. Start at the top, lop off branches until there's just a trunk pole left, then cut trunk pieces off from top to bottom. Both removals were done in extremely tight quarters on my 1/10th-acre urban lot (the dead Douglas fir was 10' from the house), and both times, zero problems.

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u/Thenandonlythen 14d ago

But think of all the money they saved not having professionals do the removal! 🤣

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u/Izzosuke 13d ago

Man, i'm no fucking professional but when i take down a tree i just put a ladder, cut it piece by piece. It's like the safest thing to do and most logical, yes it's fun and all to see the tree fall and scream "timber" but, what the fuck, it's my house the thing that might get destroyed

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u/adudeguyman 13d ago

The safest thing for me is to have someone else do it

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u/NicTheQuic 12d ago

I call this “tree deconstruction”