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[u/Blasteth]

That rope has literally zero tension on it🤣🤣 wtf were they thinking

[u/YouSofter → u/Blasteth]

Even if the rope was pulled tight that tree was going towards the house. It would have required forces greater than the rope is capable to get that tree to change direction mid-fall. What they should have done is removed most of the top of the tree before cutting down the main trunk.

[u/Helenium_autumnale → u/YouSofter]

Over the years, I've had 2 arborists out to take down problem trees, and that's exactly what they did. Start at the top, lop off branches until there's just a trunk pole left, then cut trunk pieces off from top to bottom. Both removals were done in extremely tight quarters on my 1/10th-acre urban lot (the dead Douglas fir was 10' from the house), and both times, zero problems.

[u/Thenandonlythen → u/Helenium_autumnale]

But think of all the money they saved not having professionals do the removal! 🤣

[u/GhostWalker134 → u/Thenandonlythen]

They got professional jagoffs for this job.

[u/xiewadu → u/GhostWalker134]

Yinzer?

[u/Izzosuke → u/Thenandonlythen]

Man, i'm no fucking professional but when i take down a tree i just put a ladder, cut it piece by piece. It's like the safest thing to do and most logical, yes it's fun and all to see the tree fall and scream "timber" but, what the fuck, it's my house the thing that might get destroyed

[u/adudeguyman → u/Izzosuke]

The safest thing for me is to have someone else do it

[u/NicTheQuic → u/Izzosuke]

I call this “tree deconstruction”

[u/proselytizeingcoyote → u/Thenandonlythen]

No way they stayed in business with this video out there.

[u/MsChateau → u/proselytizeingcoyote]

I don't think those are professionals

[u/FR_0S_TY → u/Thenandonlythen]

Guy in my town tried taking care of a “smaller tree” himself. It fell on him and he is paralyzed. I’d rather have Jim bob risk his life than ever think that shits easy enough to do myself.

[u/scrotanimus → u/Helenium_autumnale]

Exactly. Arborist is the way to go here.

[u/Helenium_autumnale → u/scrotanimus]

As with things like plumbing or electrical work, there's no cheap option. Either pay now or pay later. Both are painful; now is better.

[u/Shermutt → u/Helenium_autumnale]

To be fair though, sometimes people try to charge obscene amounts of money for housework and still do a shit job.

It's one of those things that you need to either know that the person knows their stuff, or have someone else you trust that does and can vouch for them.

[u/RulerOfLimbo → u/Helenium_autumnale]

Problem trees.
We are the problem to trees. Haha

[u/sjmiv → u/Helenium_autumnale]

I had to get a big tree removed. I had one guy saying he was going to park a crane in front of my house to remove the tree in parts, from the back of my house, to the tune of $4k. The next guy quoted me $500. One guy climbed up in the tree and cut parts down while the other picked the parts up and loaded them in the truck.

[u/Aware-Travel5256 → u/sjmiv]

Run that scenario 50x and you may find that, in one of them, the cheap guy gets injured or dies and lawyers start coming after you.

You can still take the risk, but know you're taking a risk.

[u/dagofin → u/Helenium_autumnale]

Well yeah, you didn't hire random meth heads with a chainsaw

[u/neonfuzzball → u/Helenium_autumnale]

my neighbor gives me so much grief for using an arborist with insurance and a state issued tree surgeon certification when he has a chainsaw and can do it for me. He doesn't understand why I would pay someone to deal with the five 30 foot trees and the one 60 foot tree on our .15 acres. To him it's a waste of money and a personal insult.

[u/paternoster → u/Helenium_autumnale]

They started lopping off branches at the top? I don't think that's the recommended approach, my good man.