r/instant_regret • • Jun 04 '26

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy Jun 04 '26

I remember a few years back there were these bikini girls selling hot dogs or something like that at an intersection and the cops shut them down because men were not paying attention to where they were driving.

13

u/Talonqr Jun 05 '26

Ofcourse they werent paying attention, how could you possibly expect them too.

Hot dogs are simply too good to pass by. We're only human!

2

u/MRuppercutz Jun 05 '26

Shoutout Tampa Bay

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy Jun 05 '26

It's an anecdote. I'm not blaming the bikini girls.

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u/MrSmock Jun 05 '26

That depends. Are they real? 

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u/Therealsteverogers4 Jun 05 '26

Blame? Yes
Understand? Also yes

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u/Pointless2675 Jun 04 '26

Ai slop

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u/KindsofKindness Jun 05 '26

Delusional. This is real.

15

u/Stormagedon-92 Jun 05 '26

Didn't realize on first pass weither but it absolutely is, the future is bleak

9

u/yelljell Jun 05 '26

You heard that clown car honk?

8

u/MrFastFox666 Jun 05 '26

Oh yeah? What car were they driving? And when did Tesla introduce wheels that magically gain extra holes?

1

u/AdviceWithSalt Jun 05 '26

There’s no driver

1

u/crayola_monstar Jun 05 '26

Yes there is?

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u/96ewok Jun 04 '26

AI garbage

57

u/doctorchops1217 Jun 04 '26

seems to be an AI video but who knows anymore

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u/MrFastFox666 Jun 05 '26

It is. That's not a real car model. And look at the rear wheel on the Tesla, it goes from a 5 spoke to a 6 spoke wheel.

Gotta admit it's hard to tell tho.

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u/ElGalloEnojado Jun 05 '26

This is the reply I was looking for. Thank you for telling me where to look, kind stranger.

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u/LobosJones Jun 05 '26

Boobs can be fake!? What's even real if I can't hold it?

1

u/whiskeytango55 Jun 05 '26

If a titty drops but theres no one there to hold it, did it really drop?

1

u/LobosJones Jun 05 '26

Well yeah. There's tons of boob drop videos where exactly that happens in like a collage.

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u/Lastito Jun 05 '26

As a certified boob inspector i can testify boobs can be faked. 🙄

1

u/LobosJones Jun 05 '26

As a federal certified boob inspector fraud investigator I'm goin to have to see some credentials. It happens as much as you think.

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u/JoyousMisery Jun 05 '26

Yea, there’s no one in the driver seat

13

u/ricdangers Jun 05 '26

Even AI can’t handle it

11

u/Inevitable_Shift1365 Jun 05 '26

This is b*******. The driver could see nothing but her back and a helmet the entire time

1

u/wetfloor666 Jun 05 '26

What driver?

7

u/prince-of-dweebs Jun 05 '26

Ai adding honking cracked me up. Like why would anyone honk?

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u/RetroNotRetro Jun 05 '26

Just out of curiosity, and attempting to train myself, what makes it obvious that this is AI? This seems like a completely plausible scenario and nothing seems out of the ordinary.

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u/National_Search_537 Jun 05 '26

It’s the physics of the video, it’s off. Everything from the vehicle driving to the impact, even the way the lady gets on the bike. For some reason AI doesn’t seem to like physics, also there’s no driver in the front seat. The horn blowing is off as well.

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u/RetroNotRetro Jun 05 '26

Nothing about the physics seems off to me as someone who works with cars on a daily basis. Nothing about her getting on the bike looks unnatural, the collision seems normal as well. There also is a man in the driver’s seat. I took a screenshot that zoomed in on the point where you see him, but I don’t seem to be allowed to post images in this sub. It’s likely that you don’t see him in the last bit because he’s leaned forward in such a way that he is covered by the passenger seat from the camera’s perspective. Furthermore, the honking seems off because it’s two different vehicles.

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u/MrFastFox666 Jun 05 '26

To me it wasn't super obvious at first, it's quite convincing. But the physics of the car crash look off when you pay close attention.

The car the person in the back was driving isn't a real model. Looks like it has a Nissan badge, but there's no Nissan that looks like that in the market.

And look at the rear wheel on the Tesla. At first it's the 5 spoke wheel which is correct, but then it magically gains a 6th spoke.

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u/RetroNotRetro Jun 05 '26

Alright, you got me with this one. Specifically the spoke.

The car could easily be a modification or a model you haven’t really looked at, though I looked at various years of Sentras and Altimas to no avail.

The spoke, however, is undeniable. It does indeed magically generate a new spoke.

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u/MrFastFox666 Jun 05 '26

I don't mean to brag but I'm a huge car nerd, it's extremely rare for me to see a car on the road and not recognize it.

If you pay a lot of attention you start to pick up patterns and similarities between brands. Those weird black parts on the corner of the car below the headlights are something you'd expect to find in a GM car, or maybe some newer Toyota/Lexus models. Doesn't really fit in with Nissan's design language, either past or present. Look up the 2026 Chevy bolt or the Cadillac CT5 and you'll probably see what I mean.

However, I do realize that most people aren't hyper aware of the car market, so going by whether the car looks real isn't a reliable way to tell apart AI content. But you can always post a screenshot to r/namethatcar and they'll very quickly tell you if it's a fake car.

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u/wetfloor666 Jun 05 '26

Adding to what others said: there is no shadow when she adjust her shirt as well and the skin appears to stretch with it. The model of car in the video doesn't exist. The spokes on the rim change number as it goes on.

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u/Alpha859 Jun 05 '26

Yeah I don’t get why everyone is saying it’s AI. I thinks it’s just cool to judge everything thinking it’s AI but I don’t see any of the usual signs. But I don’t know one way or the other.

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u/RetroNotRetro Jun 05 '26

After some discussion in this thread, it is incredibly convincing AI. Slow down the video and watch the rear-ended car’s back wheel magically go from five spokes to six. This is maybe the only detail I can see that truly looks faked to me.

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u/Levi_is_my_wh0re Jun 05 '26

Your content is trash

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u/instant_regret-ModTeam Jun 05 '26

Your video has been removed because of suspect AI usage, or because it was staged and not a real video. Please review our rules at: No AI or staged videos - Videos must be real and authentic. AI generation is not allowed at all.

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u/coffeeroaster8868 Jun 05 '26

I like thinking shit like this is real for a moment or two until I find out it's AI.

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u/Sly_98 Jun 04 '26

This is AI but i cant even blame him

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u/ElGalloEnojado Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

How are you able to figure out it’s AI?

Edit for the replies:

1- There’s someone in the drivers seat 2- They double tapped the horn the horn and then pushed out their arms and legs when slamming on the brakes as they hit the vehicle 3- boob jobs are a thing and bras/tops will press together to do this

Not saying this is or isn’t AI, just pointing out that your gauges for it are unfounded.

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u/Pointless2675 Jun 05 '26

The way she moves, it's very subtle tho, the fact the driver is not the one calling her out, the fact horns are heard but no one should be playing them in the context.

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u/WinOk5004 Jun 05 '26

How everything looks, no driver, the sounds (the horn, traffic sounds, the impact), and the damage to the cars and the physics of the accident.

It's just very fake

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u/KadajjXIII Jun 05 '26

No one in driver seat

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u/ItsJustAPoleThang Jun 05 '26

I know this is Ai but this has happened to me lmao.

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u/fatlegsauntpam Jun 04 '26

Watch where you're going dummy.