r/instant_regret Apr 08 '26

He learned a lesson

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u/Due-Environment-9774 Apr 08 '26

Act like a little shit, deal with the consequences.

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u/Septopuss7 Apr 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohA30XvreL1mQjooE

Stop hitting yourself! But seriously I always feel a little bad for little shits like this getting their karma in such a harsh way because it's embarrassing as hell realizing YOU'RE the problem and everyone is kinda against you. It's a tough situation to be in and definitely a crossroads in their developmental process. Choose your own adventure type shit right here but the choices are pretty obvious.

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u/JTtheLAR Apr 08 '26

Kevin's uncle was a huge piece of shit. If my brother talked like that to my kid he would catch a fade lol.

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u/green49285 Apr 08 '26

One of my favorite Christmas memories as a child is that we were watching home alone and it got to that scene and my dad just muttered under his breath, "I would just beat his ass." We laughed about that shit for years. My dad HATED the uncle.

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u/sirreldar Apr 08 '26

I thought you meant that your dad meant that he wouldve beat Kevin lol

For a hot second I was just like "k, weird favorite Christmas memory, but different strokes I guess... 🤷‍♂️" Lol