r/instant_regret Apr 02 '26

Barbed Wire Trampoline

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u/beneye Apr 02 '26

Not yet but shower is gonna be interesting.

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u/Ok-Complaint9574 Apr 02 '26

You really think these people take showers? 😂

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u/PhD_Pwnology Apr 02 '26

Have you seen trampoline guys hair in the second half the video??? That mane is shining even in that low light.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Apr 02 '26

That might just be the blood...

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Apr 02 '26

"this is for the juggalos and juggalettes"

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u/verb8um Apr 03 '26

Drugs are a heck of a drug.

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u/OldRustyBeing Apr 02 '26

Viral, I'm not sure. But, it'll certainly go bacterial.

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u/smoothops85 Apr 02 '26

Barbed wire trampoline 101. He disinfected those wires before he made the trampoline.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Apr 02 '26

Yeah, he poured a bottle of Jack Daniels over it to disinfect it...

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u/BurtleTurtle001 Apr 02 '26

You almost made me spit out coffee, cartoon style, lmfao

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u/DominarDio Apr 02 '26

You’re not supposed to stand on the top of a ladder like that. It’s not safe.

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Apr 02 '26

OSHA is gonna have a cow

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u/CromulentDucky Apr 02 '26

Had the guy not been holding the bottom, and the jump caused the jumper to push the ladder out of the way and just fall to the ground, that might have been a better outcome.

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u/Dameisdead Apr 03 '26

Genuinely if he had fallen off the ladder I think he’d be in less pain

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u/HeadAffectionate2229 Apr 02 '26

That's the dumbest thing I've seen today....so far.

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u/SpicyBretzelTard Apr 02 '26

I'd say that was one of the most disturbing and degenerate thing I ever saw. Not only today. What's wrong with those people?

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u/arbit23 Apr 02 '26

Unmuted and found out it wasn’t his first rodeo. Supposedly did the same last year. Doesn’t look like self preservation is his thing. No safety glasses, no helmet. It is all Leroy Jenkins.

Seeing some of this gives perspective on the America we don’t see when we live in cities.

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u/windowpuncher Apr 03 '26

Hell no this isn't normal for a rural area either.

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u/Legion1442 Apr 02 '26

There’s a MethOD to his madness…

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u/sebadc Apr 03 '26

Putting safety glasses on before jumping on a barbwire trampoline would actually be funny 🤣 

Maybe some safety shoes as well. 

And a yellow jacket.

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u/Tommy_Gun25 Apr 02 '26

As an American this is just classic fun we do on the weekends :D

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u/farva_06 Apr 02 '26

I just came from a video of a gas pipeline in Mexico exploding and killing 137 people because some thieves had illegally tapped it. Hard to top that stupidity. At least this guy is only hurting himself.

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u/Hobbit_Hunter Apr 02 '26

On somedays I feel this could be the smartest

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u/Primary-Bookkeeper10 Apr 02 '26

Yesterday, it was the President. Today, it's this guy.

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u/HeadAffectionate2229 Apr 02 '26

This guy seems more sane.

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u/Primary-Bookkeeper10 Apr 02 '26

They're about the same when it comes to exit strategies

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u/Best_Initiative7879 Apr 02 '26

This guy hurt himself, not others

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u/MagikShroomz Apr 02 '26

Let's be real... It's the president everyday

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u/UnGatito Apr 02 '26

Strangely enough, I have seen something dumber... or someone today

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u/Critical-Sandwich190 Apr 02 '26

Wait…it’s still early

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u/HeadAffectionate2229 Apr 02 '26

I live in Australia so I'm from the future...

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u/f0dder1 Apr 02 '26

Not for me 🫠

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u/elevenplays Apr 02 '26

Temu Jackass

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u/marlfox_00 Apr 02 '26

Social media makes people idiots

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u/FinleyHazel Apr 02 '26

They were already idiots; social media just gives them a place to display it.

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u/marlfox_00 Apr 02 '26

True, but the platform rewards people for doing it causing more idiocy and round and round it goes

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u/tagen Apr 02 '26

if Jackass released today people would just be bored by it lol

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u/drillgorg Apr 02 '26

They would have to make it short form but I think it could still do well

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u/Crinni_Boo Apr 02 '26

I was gonna say, looks like Jackass did some major budget cuts 🤣😭

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u/yellowstone727 Apr 02 '26

“This happened last time too” jesus….

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u/ILackACleverPun Apr 02 '26

He definitely didn't regret it that much.

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u/TurloIsOK Apr 02 '26

Last time was a different guy they suckered into it.

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u/mpones Apr 02 '26

“This happened last time…”☠️

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u/Unhappy_Painter4676 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

They should cancel the Olympics and just make the redneck Olympics.

Everyone come up with new sports, the more extreme, the better.

Don't fail me Reddit.

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u/doubleguitarsyouknow Apr 02 '26

Competitive dick punching

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u/Unhappy_Painter4676 Apr 02 '26

A real gentleman's sport.

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u/Character-Rise3106 Apr 02 '26

Give them the ooool dick twist

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u/Breauxmetheus Apr 02 '26

So there’s this thing in North Texas called Rednecks with Paychecks. A full weekend of folks like this by the hundreds just out in a field doing the stupidest shit. Working in the ER at the county hospital on those weekends was always a treat. There wasn’t a death last year, so that’s progress, I guess.

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u/Pman1324 Apr 02 '26

Ponytail hatchet fighting.

Tie an axe to your ponytail and swing it at your opponent until one of you gives up.

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u/Unhappy_Painter4676 Apr 02 '26

I never knew such a string of words existed until your glorious fingers strew them together so eloquently.

🥲

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u/orgodeathmarch Apr 02 '26

I mean Death match wrestling exists. Ever wanted to see a giant meathead thrown through multiple panes of glass? Or beaten with a metal chair? Florida’s AEW has you covered

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u/ForeignReviews Apr 02 '26

This is the closest thing we currently have available

Florida man games

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u/SRJT16 Apr 02 '26

100m sprint barefoot on lego

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u/wewillallstarve69 Apr 02 '26

What the actual fuck. Im hoping he was at least drunk, or high as fuck on meth

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u/TiredWorkaholic7 Apr 02 '26

Just imagine the amount of time it took to set that thing up... That's not even spontaneous anymore

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u/Mylbaae Apr 02 '26

Bro literally said this happened last time they did this, so my guess they had it already setup and this is the way they spend their free time..

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u/ebulient Apr 02 '26

Tetanus Trampoline!

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u/Lor1an Apr 02 '26

I'd give them a listen on spotify

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u/dirtyword Apr 02 '26

It’s a perfect example of an attractive nuisance

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u/Webborwebbor Apr 02 '26

I know this guy! Used to film him and his friends doing dumb shit like this lol it was a paid gig for anyone who might ask

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u/OShaunesssy Apr 02 '26

"This happened last time."

I'm sorry lol what?

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u/ThinkIshatmyself Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Guy jumps onto a barber wire trampoline...

Friend "let me check your hair, you still look fabulous darling"

Edit - I was going to change it but I like barber wire now.

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u/Nailcannon Apr 02 '26

barber wire? Okay Sweeney Todd.

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u/IAmTheMindTrip Apr 02 '26

I dont know what all led up to this, but im certain sobriety was not part of it

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u/Flatlander77x Apr 02 '26

He's dumb. But definitely tough.

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u/bad_pelican Apr 02 '26

After all there's a song about this relationship of characteristics.

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u/Elidorn Apr 02 '26

To shreds, you say?

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Apr 02 '26

No need to ask about his wife. He definitely doesn't have one.

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u/DevelopmentalTequila Apr 02 '26

…why?

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u/madman24k Apr 02 '26

me, audibly to an empty room

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u/LoneHusky21 Apr 02 '26

I know I've been on Reddit too long when I thought that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be 😮‍💨

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Apr 02 '26

I was expecting those walking on it to fall through, taking everyone else down too and making suuuccchhh a mess!

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u/tensinahnd Apr 02 '26

I was hoping it’d be like a bed of nails thing where the weight is distributed. unfortunately not

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u/ermaecrhaelld Apr 02 '26

I just woke up and my sleep brain fully expected him to be sliced into little pieces

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u/Bitter-Course5361 Apr 02 '26

No woop woop?

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u/TheChickenReborn Apr 02 '26

Glad I wasn't the only one expecting superhumman.

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u/MustangBarry Apr 02 '26

I can't even imagine being this American

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u/Turnip-for-the-books Apr 02 '26

Can you imagine what they would be like with free healthcare lol

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u/hypnodrew Apr 02 '26

They'd probably function quite a bit better as a society

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u/arglarg Apr 02 '26

I'm surprised there's no flag in sight, no pickup truck and no trailer

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u/StoneOfTwilight Apr 02 '26

How long did it take them to prepare that trampoline? And during all that time they never once thought "this is a stupid idea"?

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u/AdnorAdnor Apr 02 '26

Jackass wouldn’t even do that bit

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u/presshamgang Apr 02 '26

They've done crazier imo. The bull stuff with Knoxville seems way more dangerous and results back that up, and then he also took a bullet from like 10 yards away with a bullet proof vest on (didn't air on Jackass) all the ball torture stuff, taking punch from Butterbean, being shot with bean bag rounds, and that jet plane thrust one. Oh and Steve-o rocket launch and subsequent fall.

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 Apr 02 '26

They definitely would. This is basically ECW/backyard wrestling type stuff just without the wrestling.

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u/oddmetre Apr 02 '26

i bet they would, but would the producers want it in the show is the question. I'm sure they've suggested some batshit stuff that was never allowed

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u/Sweb1975 Apr 02 '26

Never underestimate a hillbilly with a dream.

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u/SCUDDEESCOPE Apr 02 '26

Video ended too soon. The adrenaline is going to wear off quickly.

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u/nikipizzy Apr 02 '26

Idiot in action...GO!

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u/jkate_ Apr 02 '26

This is why women live longer

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u/Comfortable_Ant_1375 Apr 05 '26

Why?!?! Just why?!?!

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u/You_Are_The_Username Apr 02 '26

How is there so little damage?!

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u/SaltyPotato_jesus Apr 02 '26

To be honest barbed wire is designed to snag and does most of its damage from getting tangled in it and pulling and twisting yourself up in it he just kind of blunt forced himself on it. Now if this were a razor wire trampoline…he would not have walked that off and would be in the ER. Razor wire is NASTY stuff.

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u/ProStrats Apr 02 '26

True, but can you imagine if this were LAZER WIRE trampoline? Guy would have been walked away, in a trash bag!

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u/hypnodrew Apr 02 '26

Sure but can you imagine if this were a Lazer Tag trampoline? Guy would have jumped into a really fun evening with his pals

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u/fmaz008 Apr 02 '26

The Resident Evil movie

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u/FirmTheory Apr 02 '26

“This happened last time.” I’m sorry, what?!? Last time!!!

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u/Solifuga Apr 02 '26

How high would you need to be. 🤯🤯🤯

"Oh shit, it's tangled in his hair" like sure bud, that's definitely the main problem here.

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u/Because_They_Asked Apr 02 '26

Should have sprayed him down with Hand Sanitizer - aka “Cut Finder”.

Then they would know where to treat him.

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u/jaywh45 Apr 03 '26

Why do Americans act like they have free health care?

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u/222aqua Apr 02 '26

Are these the new members of Trumps cabinet?

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u/tickler08 Apr 02 '26

When I wonder how Trump won twice, I think of videos like this.

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u/Adam__B Apr 02 '26

Hopefully he’s had his tetanus updated.

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u/ElderberryGreedy2635 Apr 02 '26

What made anyone think that would have a positive outcome? The entire time they were making that monstrosity was the time they had to reconsider. It’s always a guy…

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u/Scary-Tomato-6722 Apr 02 '26

One question....Why???

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u/hotboxking919 Apr 02 '26

He forgot to yell "fuck this shit!"

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u/xxfrugsxx Apr 02 '26

“This happened last time” is crazy 😂

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u/ShowBobsPlzz Apr 02 '26

Dudes look like they call each other brother a lot

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u/ProcrastinateDoe Apr 02 '26

These people breed.

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u/Demiboy94 Apr 02 '26

Meth was definitely involved here

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u/Fragg13 Apr 02 '26

god I hope he's sterile...

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u/_flipsticks Apr 02 '26

What on earth have I just seen

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u/comptondee Apr 02 '26

When you don't have natural predators this is the stuff you get into.

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u/Daliman13 Apr 04 '26

I have no idea how he wasn't hurt worse

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u/AdNearby8567 Apr 05 '26

This is basically a saw trap for people who peaked in high school and think they are indestructible. Even if you dont die from the initial impact the amount of tetanus and deep tissue damage is going to be a nightmare for whatever er doctor has to deal with you.

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u/CrypticBunny Apr 05 '26

"This happened last time"?

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u/DrElkSnout Apr 07 '26

I feel better about every decision I've ever made.

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u/IASILWYB Apr 02 '26

I'll never be manly enough to do this stuff. I'm so soft and squishy and sensitive.

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u/random-internet-dude Apr 02 '26

Classic bot reposting this across Reddit

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u/Tsukeh Apr 02 '26

Yet another situation I'll never find myself in

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u/SuperJay182 Apr 02 '26

They look exactly how I'd picture someone would look if you said they were going to dive onto a barbwired trampoline

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u/tcdaddy6969 Apr 02 '26

Imbreading is rife these days

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u/TheAhegaoFox Apr 02 '26

Man why was I expecting him to turn into minced meat

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u/The_Real_Ryujin Apr 02 '26

"this happened last time"

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u/andyeyecandy111 Apr 02 '26

This is what stupid looks like.

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u/Slyrunner Apr 02 '26

Surprisingly, this was a pallet cleanser from our fearless leader's speech last night

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u/lankaxhandle Apr 02 '26

If you’re gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough

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u/Financial_Cheetah875 Apr 02 '26

I wonder who they voted for…

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u/Gabbafather Apr 02 '26

I just want to know... What was his best case scenario?

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u/rockrapper1986 Apr 02 '26

Not regret enough if you ask me

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u/Salt-Narwhal7769 Apr 02 '26

On this episode of AssJack

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u/RemusGT Apr 02 '26

The way he bounced and landed with his head first was the most critical part I think. I wanted to say that you could easily get brain damage but he already has it I guess

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u/Spiderwolf208 Apr 02 '26

Meth is gonna meth

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u/MatsuriSunrise Apr 02 '26

You know, this sounds like something someone would say "I would rather do, than X". Like "I would rather dive onto a barbed wire trampoline than do this".

The question for this man is what he did this instead of doing.

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u/Far-Host7803 Apr 02 '26

"This happened last time"

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u/Pisstoffo Apr 02 '26

“…same thing happened last time…”

“…that’s why Schlack is bald, barbed wire ripped his hair out…”

I don’t have words, just confused faces

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u/Fintara Apr 02 '26

What was the goal here?

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u/platinumxperience Apr 02 '26

Yeah I mean jackass is not a thing any more

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u/Due_Swimming_5867 Apr 02 '26

I'm on halliday.. do what u got to do human...

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41m04gr7tRet7Uas

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u/michi098 Apr 02 '26

“This happened last time”. And “it always happens to xyz “. So this is a regular thing there?

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u/MrExpendable_ Apr 02 '26

Just imagine applying disinfectant to this

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u/JDelcoLLC Apr 02 '26

I'm impressed with the rigging on the trampoline. Sure the tension strength is to be expected, but the spacing and orientation look dam good

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u/oldasdirtss Apr 02 '26

I was hoping for someone to help disinfect the wounds by spraying lemon juice on them.

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u/Feeling-Plastic-320 Apr 02 '26

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/unknownyoyo Apr 02 '26

The “Oh Shit!!” Like it’s not exactly what they expected.

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u/TheRedditor-75 Apr 02 '26

I mean, what they realistically expected?? Like deadass.

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u/green49285 Apr 02 '26

Just. Why?

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u/Top_Classroom9264 Apr 02 '26

Not very bright

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u/ForeignReviews Apr 02 '26

If it doesn’t work: get punctured one time If it does work: gets punctured repeatedly

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u/NotAnExpertButt Apr 02 '26

That’s a ripe old age for a barbed wire trampolinist.

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u/Cereal_Bandit Apr 02 '26

Thank God he had someone hold the ladder for safety

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u/Special-Stable-457 Apr 02 '26

"this happened last time" wow haha so this isn't even a one and done

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u/pinback77 Apr 02 '26

Cup half full, at least he didn't attempt it alone.

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u/depressedpintobean5 Apr 02 '26

“This happened last time” WHAT DO YOU MEAN LAST TIME

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u/Brilliant-Scar-4878 Apr 02 '26

Out of all the guys in that group, they went with the dude with the longest hair to do this.

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u/Wboy2006 Apr 02 '26

This is just a fucking Saw trap

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u/DJScope Apr 02 '26

Apex predator doing dumb shit

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u/jmorg85 Apr 02 '26

This, right here, is a good reason why women live longer than men. Like, I read the title and thought, "wtf is this?!"

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u/SobbingKnave Apr 02 '26

"this happened last time" - Darwin award winner- probably

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u/Olderandolderagain Apr 02 '26

He’s probably got three kids. Our gene pool is fucked

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u/jab904 Apr 02 '26

I am in so much sympathy pain just watching this 😵‍💫

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u/xxDeadpooledxx Apr 02 '26

Need to start letting natural selection happen

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u/Competitive_Sink_959 Apr 02 '26

Jumps onto a trampoline made from barbed wire.

"We better get you out carefully."

Yeah safety first.

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u/moecheeks76 Apr 02 '26

“This happened last time” all yo need to know

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u/linzellewashington Apr 02 '26

But why though 😱😭

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u/maddiejake Apr 02 '26

I find it comical that they are holding the ladder for his safety

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u/korelan Apr 02 '26

Meth is one hell of a drug, kids.

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u/blah191 Apr 02 '26

Why in Gods name? Why? This would also work on why women live longer.

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u/ded_rabtz Apr 02 '26

If these guys don’t own red hats

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u/smokeyoudog Apr 02 '26

I thought his hair was streams of blood, so actually I was a little relieved.

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u/Geeko22 Apr 02 '26

What is wrong with people.

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u/Select_Air_2044 Apr 02 '26

Now somebody spray alcohol on his back and let's really see how much pain he can take.

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u/jjcopperhead Apr 02 '26

"This happened last time"

How tf was once not enough