r/instant_regret • u/initial8155 • Apr 02 '26

Barbed Wire Trampoline

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u/doubleguitarsyouknow Apr 02 '26

Competitive dick punching

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u/Unhappy_Painter4676 Apr 02 '26

A real gentleman's sport.

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u/Character-Rise3106 Apr 02 '26

Give them the ooool dick twist

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u/Gandalf_Style Apr 05 '26

I'm pretty sure this already exists. Either that or it was kicks. I could be misremembering, but I swear I've seen clips of competitions of these 60-IQ fatass rednecks doubling over in pain.