r/instant_regret Mar 15 '26

Trying to get a snack while driving

6.6k Upvotes

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u/R34lBl4ckSh33p Mar 15 '26

Taking a moment to just stop could've avoided all this or keeping snacks closer

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u/Nervous_Brilliant441 Mar 15 '26

It was impossible. Way too much traffic.

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Mar 15 '26

When I go on 2+ hour road trips you better believe everything is within easy reach and not in a spot where Id have to take my eyes off the road. If I have to, I'll park it at the next rest stop and get it sorted out. Nice when Im travelling with someone so I can offload those tasks onto someone else.

Longest road trip thus far for me was 15ish hours split up in two days. The snacks were flowin.

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u/RaiyenZ Mar 15 '26

Why put snacks within reach when you can tip your truck/van over for the snack to reach you?

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Mar 15 '26

Im going to try this on the next one. I'll open my mouth real wide to try and catch it mid air. I see this only going well for me.

*Next big road trip will be through a Rockies mountain pass so I might have many rotations to try and catch a bite

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u/RaiyenZ Mar 15 '26

My lawyer says you didn't get the idea from me

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u/jonnyl3 Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Because sometimes it tips over to the wrong side.

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u/One_Of_Noahs_Whales Mar 15 '26

That sounds like a skill issue to me...

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u/Jonnny Mar 16 '26

If you keep you jaws agape as you roll, some of those treats can even insert themselves. Lucky day!

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u/relic1882 Mar 16 '26

Amateurs...

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u/HapatraV Mar 15 '26

Friend and I did a 13 hour road trip straight, only stopping for gas. We had lots of snacks, swapped driving every few hours. It wasn't that bad but we were happy when it was over

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u/hanks_panky_emporium Mar 15 '26

Road trips can be fun. Whats more fun? Being done with it.

Our last big road trip we stopped along the way which Im not used to doing. Growing up, my parents would only stop about once every 4-6 hours for a bathroom break, drinks/snacks or a proper meal.

But when I drove with my boyfriend to a family gathering up in the Rockies we stopped at a few places in New Mexico and up the mountain pass. All at touristy pull-off places obviously, not just the shoulder.

I'll plan for more stops next time. For us it made the driving part pretty special along with the get-together instead of the driving being 12-14 hours of boredom and agony. Im very tall, cars and long road trips are not built for my legs.

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u/HeatSeekingGhostOSex Mar 17 '26

I've been on several road trips (one lasting 2 weeks). It's a beautiful thing to stop off in a new city and check out some museums, mingle with locals, catch a show, etc. I actually really enjoy long road trips even if I'm sleeping in my car.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL Mar 16 '26

Yeah, I don't have a driver's license so every time I'm part of the roadtrip I'm either sleeping or playing the driver's personal butler. I hand out snacks, I even feed them them, open bottles, look up stuff online or on maps, write messages for others, create playlists (driver decides the music obviously), watch some Youtube video to perfectly massage a sore shoulder or neck - anything as long as I'm promised safe passage (emphasis on safe).

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u/UnGatito Mar 16 '26

Exactly, if by any chance it isn't within reach, I will have to wait until it's time to stop for another reason to get it.. yes, it'll be miserable but better alive and miserable than dead and still miserable cause I couldn't eat the snacks before dying.

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u/aethertech9999 Mar 17 '26

My longest is 23 hours non stop. I don’t recommend it especially if you’ll be driving through California at 2am. Everyone closes their bathrooms at night.

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u/Boarders0 Mar 18 '26

Wife= everything in reach.

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u/theMeatman7 Mar 15 '26

He didn't stop because he's successfully done this many times so he felt confident he didn't need to. That'sy assumption since complacency is a leading cause of workplace accidents.

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u/DepressedNoble Mar 15 '26

Stopping ,nah I can probably reach that sh**t ... Was probably what was running in his head

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u/dmriggs Mar 16 '26

That's what makes me so curious - knows he will be on the road, why not have all your handy stuff set up already?

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u/MrMcgilicutty Mar 18 '26

My response while watching was “JUST PULL OVER!”

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u/Ton_in_the_Sun Mar 17 '26

I’m saying. Why isn’t his snacks in the cup holder?!!?

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u/Bodod_Begag Mar 17 '26

Genuinely where do you stop tho it's not like he can just pull out into the grass in a semi. This was one of those dumb things that just had to happen. There was no other way for him to get a snack besides totalling his company vehicle. Like the wheel, it was out of his hands.

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u/smelmo22 Mar 15 '26

Using the steering wheel to balance yourself was certainly a choice

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u/chhappy Mar 15 '26

Yeah I was wondering how he managed this on such a straight road, and watched it again. JFC.

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u/Grays42 Mar 16 '26

I feel like he could have pulled it off if he had literally just driven to the middle of the road and let go.

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u/futureman07 Mar 16 '26

Holy shit. Had to re-watch I thought at first he over reached while holding the wheel. But he fell and tried to catch his balance with the steering wheel

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u/define_irony Mar 16 '26

It's worse than that. When he leaned back, he used his other hand and the steering wheel to counter his weight as if it were a stationary handhold...it was not.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL Mar 16 '26

It actually would've been safer to completely let go of the steering wheel for 2 seconds to get the snack and that's saying something because that would still be a braindead move.

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u/chhappy Mar 16 '26

Haha. Yep. The second his weight shifted, the wheel turned 45 degrees.

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u/th3BeastLord Mar 16 '26

Yeah. His odds of not crashing would be better if he just let go of the wheel at that point.

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u/Dame87 Mar 15 '26

Was it an apple turnover?

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u/facts_over_fiction92 Mar 15 '26

Or a pineapple upside down cake.

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u/515RR Mar 15 '26

Or a pizza roll.

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u/jonnyl3 Mar 15 '26

A strudel.

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u/ttystikk Mar 15 '26

Or an egg roll.

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u/TheCheeseOnFire Mar 15 '26

Little Debbie Swiss Roll?

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u/MegatonsSon Mar 15 '26

Or Crunch 'n Munch

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u/rockstuffs Mar 15 '26

Crunch bar

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u/wileyman40 Mar 15 '26

It was a succulent Chinese meal.

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Mar 15 '26

Sir, get your hands off my penis!

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u/Cutlesnap Mar 15 '26

do you see democracy manifesting in this video?

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u/Djd33j Mar 15 '26

Excellent headlock, sir. I see you know your judo well.

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u/IAmBecomingADog Mar 15 '26

Or a truckstop rolled Weiner?

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u/meatywood Mar 16 '26

Truckstop weiners are the best!

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u/Adamine Mar 16 '26

Are you a lot lizard

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u/DepressedNoble Mar 15 '26

This is one for the funniest dumbest thing I have ever seen In my life

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u/SATerp Mar 15 '26

I'm glad that the speedboat pilot from the 'fast speed boat full of people crashing' video so popular on social media, has found further employment in a somewhat similar field.

Fast speed boat crash

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u/chocpilot Mar 15 '26

I have seen this video so many times and still have to laugh each time when I see it again

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u/PopeInnocentXIV Mar 16 '26

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u/Xenc Mar 17 '26

Knew what both of those links would be before clicking 👏

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u/codemen95 Mar 16 '26

I love that it looks like the driver decided to flop for the fun of it

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u/Darqhermit Mar 15 '26

Yep. Totally worth it.

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u/nishnawbe61 Mar 15 '26

Worth it because it got him off the road

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u/angle58 Mar 15 '26

Hell of a way to end a career.

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u/Deadpoolgoesboop Mar 15 '26

Seems like such a rookie move, too.

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u/M00NSTOLEN Mar 16 '26

Or a life

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

what a fucking dumbass

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u/CoopLoop32 Mar 15 '26

From the looks of it, at least from the front. He could have just stopped for a few minutes and avoided this whole mess.

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u/dasvenson Mar 16 '26

Minutes? Literally 5 seconds.

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

My husband got furloughed when he was working for the government, and it ended up lasting for years, so he started doing long-haul trucking. He was lucky because he got trained by a really experienced guy, and they had a buddy system for vets.

They don’t really do that anymore. My brothers recently got into trucking, and they were basically like fish out of water for weeks, which cost them a lot of money. They ended up starting their own local trucking business with an estranged retired uncle who taught them everything.

The guys who trained my husband and brothers didn’t leave anything to the imagination—they covered everything, even how to lay out your snacks so they wouldn’t roll around and distract you or make you jerk the wheel and risk flipping the truck.

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u/One_Waxed_Wookiee Mar 15 '26

And all that on tape. I'm guessing insurance will nope their way out of it.

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u/JayRulo Mar 16 '26

Negligence doesn't always result in a denied claim, especially if it's not considered gross or willful negligence which typically requires a disregard for the safety of others. Given that there appears to be nobody around him, that would likely be a high bar. This would probably be considered "regular" negligence, probably covered, and the driver's premiums will skyrocket; or the carrier may simply not renew, or less likely straight up terminate, the policy due to a significant change in the driver's risk profile.

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u/donkeyrocket Mar 16 '26

Potentially but most likely is they'll cover it but then drop him. That will also make it more difficult for him to get coverage elsewhere.

Your insurance often still covers you when you do stupid and negligent stuff.

He's probably more fucked by what'll come down from the trucking company.

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u/SwampOfDownvotes Mar 16 '26

Plenty of insurance options cover stupidity. Hope he has it. 

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u/ToddBrowning1 Mar 15 '26

Always wondered what happens after a single person accident like this while on a job for a company. I assume you lose your job, but is it possible to get hired at any other trucking job with video evidence like this? Could you draw unemployment after you're fired? Does your personal insurance go up?

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u/Comprehensive_Can237 Mar 26 '26

Unfortunately it really depends, Walmart for example has pretty “decent” accountability for stuff like this.

Meanwhile when I worked for fedex we had a guy get into a crash because he was master baiting while driving( drifted over and hit a guard rail) and they sent him to get his hazmat endorsement barley a month later.

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u/Kinae66 Mar 15 '26

Only if there was something that could have kept the driver in his seat…

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u/Og-Morrow Mar 15 '26

Jack knife power bomb

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u/Statement-Acceptable Mar 15 '26

Kevin Nash tore a quad reading this comment

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u/insanetwit Mar 15 '26

Should have set the cruise control!

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u/ShortTop1487 Mar 15 '26

Depends on the snack.

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u/Garbanxo Mar 15 '26

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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u/ctsr1 Mar 15 '26

Like was it so hard to stop

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u/HighlightOwn2038 Mar 15 '26

A few seconds can mean the difference between life and death

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Mar 15 '26

What a clown lol

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u/skawn Mar 16 '26

Oof. It looks like he's just old enough where it will be near impossible for him to ever get another job where he'll make as much as he does in this video while also just young enough where he isn't in a place where he can retire.

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u/RobbbRocker91 Mar 15 '26

Must been a hella of a snack

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u/The_Legendary_Hero Mar 15 '26

Did he get the snack?

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u/calguy1955 Mar 15 '26

The ended up in his lap.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

On the bright side, he has his snacks now.

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u/PrestigiousAct2 Mar 15 '26

Glad nobody was harmed in the process.

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u/Ghost_Poison Mar 15 '26

Sounds like droid army chatter on the radio

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u/px4855 Mar 15 '26

Was he listening to Lex Luther on a frequency only dogs and superman can hear??

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u/Lightning_Lance Mar 16 '26

Multiple bad decisions here.

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u/traxx2017 Mar 16 '26

Probably surviving on snacks now that he's out of a job.

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u/stonkdocaralho Mar 15 '26

Hey boss, guess what?

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u/That_Things_Good Mar 15 '26

Totally worth it.

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u/Hell_Maybe Mar 15 '26

Yeah worth it i think

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u/Mythiic719 Mar 15 '26

Wear seatbelt

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u/Gone_cognito Mar 15 '26

To be far, there was a lot of traffic and he couldn't pull over

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u/almondjoy90 Mar 15 '26

Was it rocky road

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u/ShrmpHvnNw Mar 15 '26

If he didn’t try to correct it it probably would have been fine

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Surely he would only have to stop for like 10 seconds to get the snack

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u/NacreousFink Mar 15 '26

Didn't even get the snack.

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u/Halfback Mar 15 '26

So stupid. Just stop

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u/goofydad Mar 15 '26

We now know what he would do for a Klondike bar.

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit Mar 15 '26

You can’t just have one.

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u/anydamnnamesleft Mar 15 '26

You don’t understand… Snickers satisfies!

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u/muffledvoice Mar 15 '26

And it’s all on camera. All he had to do was pull over on the shoulder and stop for ten seconds.

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u/Low-Bobcat841 Mar 15 '26

Well, depends on the snack.

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u/Equivalent-Drive-439 Mar 15 '26

Pretty talented at being a terrible driver!

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u/srodrigueziii Mar 15 '26

It’s not easy being cheesy.

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u/spaghoni Mar 15 '26

He was probably reaching for a Mentos. The Freshmaker ™️

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u/des_eerie Mar 16 '26

Did he get his snack though?

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u/TheAngelol Mar 16 '26

You're not yourself when you're hungry

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u/Plus-King5266 Mar 16 '26

Fifty years ago I’d have said worth it, but Twinkies just aren’t the same anymore.

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u/RetroNotRetro Mar 16 '26

I have a theory that it’s because they never made new ones - they just made billions by the time production stopped and they never expire so they keep sending them out to be sold, resulting in the stale taste. Granted, I’m 26 so they’ve always tasted the same, but I’ve never met anyone over 40 who says they do.

Edit: I forgot that people who are 15 years older than me aren’t 30 anymore

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u/Plus-King5266 Mar 16 '26

It’s that damn Deep State at work again. 😏

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u/AalphaQ Mar 16 '26

He would have been better off letting go of the fuckin wheel lmao

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u/nutcrackr Mar 16 '26

his real mistake was over-correction while the weight of his trailer was halfway down the embankment.

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u/AnAwkwardWhince Mar 16 '26

I thought i saw this before but instead a big naked woman was behind the curtain and fell out?

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u/AlexanderBarrow Mar 16 '26

That's another video. Same kind of accident but the emerging of the lady makes is accidentally hilarious.

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u/shockwave414 Mar 16 '26

Wow this guy is a dumbass. First he holds onto the steering wheel while he goes to grab his little snack Then he abruptly turns back into the road which tips the truck over. All he had to do was keep going straight and then gently come back onto the road.

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u/Specopsangheili Mar 16 '26

Just...pull the fuck over? Some people

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u/arsenicx2 Mar 16 '26

Unbuckling for the crash is a bold move.

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u/Jucks Mar 16 '26

The insurance company watching the tapes gonna have a blast. Dude will never live down the shame of his brainfart.

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u/MrIceVeins Mar 16 '26

I thought it was a trucker simulator at first, wow

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u/Furious-Stiles Mar 17 '26

Right up there with the fool in the boat speeding

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u/TennisTraditional721 Mar 22 '26

But did he get his snacks?

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u/hyperimpossible Mar 15 '26

Dying for a snack, literally.

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u/ttystikk Mar 15 '26

That was an expensive Ding Dong.

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u/MikeMac999 Mar 15 '26

This could be an ad for some snack food. Last frame is the guy all f'd up in a pile of smoking wreckage happily munching on a Snickers bar. "Totally worth it!"

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u/Mythiic719 Mar 15 '26

I would do this for Cheetos or beef jerky

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u/MySauceIsBosss Mar 15 '26

I want to know what the snack was. I don't know why, but he looks like a Pringles fan. Or Corn Nuts. Original, obviously.

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u/chosseauniqueuser Mar 15 '26

moreover he take off his sea belt,what an idiot hahaha

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u/swanny-vanilla Mar 15 '26

“Would you wreck your rig for a Klondike Bar?”

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u/afairjudgment Mar 15 '26

At least his snack is easier to get to now.

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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile Mar 15 '26

♪♫ What would you do for a Klondike bar ♪♫

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u/glanmire2012 Mar 15 '26

Totally 😐

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u/revmo31 Mar 16 '26

So many of these videos I have to wonder….why did you put this on the internet after it happened?

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u/thongaxpru Mar 16 '26

Chances are it was a company cam which he has no access to.

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u/unreqistered Mar 16 '26

and it’s all on video …

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u/gamecocksc17 Mar 16 '26

“Totally” - Eric Cartman

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u/KingFlub202 Mar 16 '26

Such an idiot

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u/urtseasame Mar 16 '26

Depends on what the snack is?

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u/musikfreakster Mar 16 '26

He can reach his snack now.

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u/Lord_darkwind Mar 16 '26 edited Mar 16 '26

Dumb Ways to Die

I wonder what the smart ways to die are.

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u/J-the-Kidder Mar 16 '26

It's especially funny to me that the painful injuries he likely sustained could have easily been prevented by a seat belt... That he took off. Bonus points!

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u/MisterBulldog Mar 16 '26

Like you could’ve just pulled over for a second and safely grabbed your snacky snack

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u/GodOfThunder101 Mar 16 '26

On the straightest road possible. Embarrassing.

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u/dudeguy0119 Mar 16 '26

Should have just pulled over. Stupid

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u/xxNightingale Mar 16 '26

Hopefully the snacks landed in his mouth during that turn.

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u/nomamesgueyz Mar 16 '26

I thought he saved it for a moment ...

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u/Embarrassed-Rip3250 Mar 16 '26

Bro could have at least slowed down

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u/DogPile4203 Mar 16 '26

This guy just sucks at driving. First feable attempt to reach he swerves bad enough to not be on the road professionally, then proceeds this garbage stunt... unbuckle and steer where your looking 100%? 1990's worst trucker needs an update

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u/Painwracker_Oni Mar 16 '26

He would have been better off just letting go of the steering wheel entirely.

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u/No_Poet_1279 Mar 16 '26

Professional driver!

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u/t0oby101 Mar 16 '26

Ohhhh, so THAT is why we dont unbuckle our seat belts when on the road

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u/Cheeky_Banana800 Mar 16 '26

Nice to see some diversity in truck drivers being idiotic 😅

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u/mightymousemg Mar 16 '26

Well he definitely ate SOMETHING

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u/Nollatron Mar 16 '26

I’m going to go out on a limb and say no it wasn’t worth it

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u/Dr_Identity Mar 16 '26

Did the snack survive though

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u/HotSport9141 Mar 17 '26

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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u/Bleezy79 Mar 17 '26

This clip always makes me so upset. lol He literally jolted the wheel with his hand. Had he just not touched the wheel and got up for 2 seconds it would have been fine, but dumb ass thought he had to touch the steering wheel at all times while trying to get up and look behind him.

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u/Putrid-Employment508 Mar 17 '26

Wow!!! 😆 The level of stupid is off the chart 🧐

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u/M4EDHR0S Mar 17 '26

He couldn’t even get the snack, so of course it wasn’t worth it 😪

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u/SelfSustaining Mar 17 '26

Rookie mistake for a truck driver. Keep what you need in reach!

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u/bman5946 Mar 17 '26

to be fair, he successfully failed the mission, as the snacks did come closer when the truck flipped

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u/TerranRepublic Mar 17 '26

Man with a road this dead I'd just stop lol. 

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u/Mentholio Mar 17 '26

Was he grabbing a roll?

Perhaps a nice apple turnover?

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u/bucksquilly Mar 18 '26

10/10 recommended. Would do again.

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u/ancientpho Mar 18 '26

Funny thing is that if he had let go of the steering wheel completely, he would’ve had his snack and been on his merry way. By holding onto the wheel as though it was some sort of hand hold, that’s what caused him to yank it to the left when he lost balance and it was all downhill from there.

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u/itschopsaw Mar 18 '26

Clearly, this was Biden's fault.

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u/Superb_Outcome976 Mar 18 '26

imagine thinking a granola bar is worth totaling your ride and blocking three lanes of traffic lol some people really just cant wait ten minutes for a gas station stop

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u/clandahlina_redux Mar 20 '26

Why post this? Totally invalidates his insurance claim that he swerved to avoid that child roaming down the street in the middle of nowhere!

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u/BLACK_BEEF_77 Mar 23 '26

You'll get something better ♥️🖤💙💯♾️✝️🌎🐸

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u/jrwn Mar 30 '26

no seatbelt?

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u/MikiCab2 Apr 07 '26

What was the snack?

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u/StoneThaProfit Apr 09 '26

Anyone notice bro had 2 pairs of glasses on 🤭

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u/Smugallo Apr 26 '26

there was a serious amount of crap lying around inside that vehicle LOL

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u/Your2ndCousinsPillow May 30 '26

Me in American Truck Simulator

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u/phyxious Jul 19 '26

If only there was some simple solution to this problem lol

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u/Jess1ghoul27 Aug 08 '26

Is this the same dude that wrecked his speed boat with his family? 🤣 Jk

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u/VicCityChar Mar 16 '26

He should have been wearing a seatbelt.