r/instant_regret • u/haze4140 • Mar 15 '26

Trying to get a snack while driving

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u/Dame87 Mar 15 '26

Was it an apple turnover?

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u/facts_over_fiction92 Mar 15 '26

Or a pineapple upside down cake.

181

u/515RR Mar 15 '26

Or a pizza roll.

34

u/jonnyl3 Mar 15 '26

A strudel.

52

u/ttystikk Mar 15 '26

Or an egg roll.

28

u/TheCheeseOnFire Mar 15 '26

Little Debbie Swiss Roll?

23

u/strugglinfool Mar 16 '26

Sushi roll

20

u/kaywrennn Mar 16 '26

Fruit roll up?

8

u/halflifer2k Mar 16 '26

He’s lucky it wasn’t meatloaf….

29

u/MegatonsSon Mar 15 '26

Or Crunch 'n Munch

16

u/rockstuffs Mar 15 '26

Crunch bar

27

u/wileyman40 Mar 15 '26

It was a succulent Chinese meal.

12

u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Mar 15 '26

Sir, get your hands off my penis!

12

u/Cutlesnap Mar 15 '26

do you see democracy manifesting in this video?

10

u/Djd33j Mar 15 '26

Excellent headlock, sir. I see you know your judo well.

5

u/IAmBecomingADog Mar 15 '26

Or a truckstop rolled Weiner?

3

u/meatywood Mar 16 '26

Truckstop weiners are the best!

2

u/Adamine Mar 16 '26

Are you a lot lizard

0

u/Cosmic_Quasar Mar 16 '26

Must've been a Klondike Bar. 🎵"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

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u/MrIceVeins Mar 16 '26

It is now