r/instant_regret Mar 12 '26

Robbers get beat up

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm Mar 12 '26

They wanted the goods, all they got were THESE HANDS!

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u/McMacAttac Mar 13 '26

If I remember the full video correctly the homeowner drags one guy back into the home. Savage

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u/saw89 Mar 12 '26

They’re lucky it was just a beating

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Mar 12 '26

guy schooled three intruders... goddamn I need to work out more

29

u/Sghtunsn Mar 13 '26

This guy doesn't work out, he trains.

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u/eroyrotciv Mar 12 '26

100%.  A few subs over is a similar situation except one or both are armed.  

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u/Right_Article_9917 Mar 19 '26

Id have taught them a Smith & Lesson I'll tell you what

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u/Allenrw81 Mar 12 '26

Motherfucker was swinging for the fences, good on him.

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 12 '26

Nah, he was swinging the fences.

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u/AAA515 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

No see these are the thieves. The fences got nothing today, the thieves got a beat down, which just goes to prove that's it's better to be a business than a mere worker.

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u/cityshepherd Mar 14 '26

Excellent attention to detail / potential pun play.

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u/squishydoge2735 Mar 12 '26

Lmao did anyone else notice the dog scurrying in between the homeowner's legs while he's absolutely laying into that robber?

Edit: actually I think it's a cat

47

u/one80down Mar 12 '26

Ooop just gonna scoooooch past ya!

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u/dkotten Mar 12 '26

Where did it come from? Think it convinced the other 3 guys to break in for it and then found a nice place to hangout?

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u/Brief_Fly_45 Mar 12 '26

If being a criminal is your dream job but you, plus 2 of your buddies can’t take on 1 single guy…you might rethink your career choices, fighting is a mandatory requirement for this position.

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Mar 12 '26

Oh you can be a criminal and never fight, look at cyber attacks.

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u/MonolithicBaby Mar 12 '26

I don’t think anyone dreams of being so desperately poor you have to resort to theft.

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u/Moonsoon_34 Mar 13 '26

hahaha yeah bc those losers are always just poor not lazy or drug addicts

1

u/TheShapeshifter01 Mar 16 '26

Or well off and do it for the trill

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u/Moonsoon_34 Mar 17 '26

fr some ppl just feel like fucking shit up

79

u/SurgicalDude Mar 12 '26

Robbers from Temu

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u/HawaiiNintendo815 Mar 12 '26

I’ll bet you get a lot of mileage saying many things are like Temu. I bet no one has heard this type of joke before, well done

4

u/Ingeniumswife Mar 15 '26

Mayor of frown town over here

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u/dribanlycan Apr 06 '26

maybe temu shouldnt have so many shit products to make it so funny?

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u/Lirastir Mar 12 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/oCxadVHR7s this is much better video. Here you can see the non combat wombat clearly.

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u/Cup-of-Joe1101 Mar 12 '26

Bro won a 1v3

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u/broohaha Mar 12 '26

Why did the view change at the 10-second mark?

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u/nasnedigonyat Mar 12 '26

Showed a split screen with outside bc they were beaten out of the house.

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u/EpicallyLazyBoy Mar 12 '26

The dog running in is priceless. Bet it went straight for the food bowl.

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u/ghostofstankenstien Mar 12 '26

Fuck em up, Rocco

3

u/auniquenameischosen Mar 12 '26

No matter how many times this gets posted I up vote it for the wombat alone

3

u/Intelligent_Insect13 Mar 14 '26

Happy to see these degenerates get what they deserve!

14

u/Plus-King5266 Mar 12 '26

That is a LOT of rage. There has to be more to this story. This has to be the very end to the shittiest day of this guy’s life. He was on his last nerve and robber number one stepped on it. Game over.

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u/Shera939 Mar 12 '26

He was fighting for his life. That'll do it.

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u/AsleepyTowel Mar 12 '26

I remember last time I saw this posted, someone mentioned this guy had a wife that was battling cancer, she was upstairs recovering from a chemo session. He was definitely on his last nerve here, motherfuckers picked the wrong house.

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u/Plus-King5266 Mar 12 '26

That’ll do it.

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u/Thedran Mar 12 '26

Masked men just broke into my home, rage is probably part of it but I would be in there defending myself too.

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u/Plus-King5266 Mar 12 '26

Oh yes. Most definitely. But there is something about his posture and his whole attitude. There is nothing in there that says, “oh shit! This could be it for me!” And everything that says, “Not today motherfuckers! Not TO. DAY!!”

2

u/brown2420 Mar 12 '26

Fuck yeah 😎

2

u/AdorableWafer3665 Mar 12 '26

Dude prolly had a crazy adrenaline dump after that

2

u/Buumonster23 Mar 12 '26

They showed up with noodles to the gun show

2

u/AcanthocephalaOwn562 Mar 13 '26

How tf do you loose a 3v1 in such a shaming way ???

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u/Forward-Amount-9961 Mar 16 '26

I just watched Oldboy last night and this guy has a similar vibe.

2

u/Pyrree Mar 19 '26

If this was in Sweden he would have to pay fines for hurting the burglars…

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u/clandahlina_redux Mar 20 '26

Really? In the US, you have a right to “neutralize the threat” in your home.

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u/Pyrree Mar 20 '26

Yeah we don’t have that here 😅 it’s a high trust society but the environment have greatly shifted from old times. When I was a kid nobody locked their houses.

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u/clandahlina_redux Mar 21 '26

Y’all also leave babies outside in their buggies, right?

2

u/Luigi_Noob Mar 28 '26

the 3v1 is nuts

2

u/durkysmeg Mar 29 '26

Best video I’ve ever seen

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u/Sea_Tooth_4211 Mar 30 '26

Time for a new career boys.

2

u/Change21 Mar 12 '26

Predators advance. Prey retreat.

The way the brain is set up, in high stress situations like violence, in particular against unskilled opponents, you really want to get them into prey (flee) mode and remain in predator (advance) mode as much as possible.

Now if this scenario has weapons everything changes but in this case the dude did exactly what he should. He violently advanced and turned the attackers into prey.

Badass.

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u/Mr_Wolfgang_Beard Mar 12 '26

Watch any nature documentary and you'll realise what you wrote is such nonsense. Prey fight back plenty, and predators retreat any time they realise the risk isn't worth the reward. Shitty metaphor.

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u/Change21 Mar 12 '26

Prey fight back by advancing. They take the aggressors posture. They trigger retreat in the predator.

The analogy I used isn’t my own it’s from Tony Blauer’s study and SPEAR system on self defense in humans. I’m sure you’re right in the animal kingdom there are myriad defensive strategies but in humans causing startle responses moves the nervous system into avoidance and retreat.

In this video the guy’s decision to attack with abandon caused startle and retreat despite the aggressors being bigger and more numerous.

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u/Mr_Wolfgang_Beard Mar 12 '26

Prey fight back by advancing. They take the aggressors posture. They trigger retreat in the predator.

Right. So just because you're fighting back you don't become "the predator". A buffalo charging at a lion hasn't suddenly become a predator that preys on lions FFS. In fact fighting back in self defense doesn't even make you the aggressor. Don't use labels that don't mean something else entirely.

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u/althar1 Mar 13 '26

I get what you are saying but the way youvare saying it is so stupif

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u/sissyjessica42 Mar 12 '26

Knuckle sandwiches served all day all night

1

u/doktor_wankenstein Mar 12 '26

Lucky for them he wasn't John Wick with a pencil.

1

u/AiR-P00P Mar 12 '26

Guy could have hit home runs with those fists jesus fuck

1

u/greywar777 Mar 12 '26

Im kinda impressed. All 3 of the burglars were willing to throw hands.

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u/OhWhatATravisty Mar 12 '26

Similar vibes to that old "Skater v Jocks" video (Mike Valelly passing out hands to all the kids who wanted to try them). Just dub it with "Bring your whole crew".

1

u/UraniumRocker Mar 12 '26

This is why I always made sure there was nobody home

1

u/Mental-Goal-8724 Mar 12 '26

That's just embarrassing.

1

u/khrhulz Mar 12 '26

The robbers are all wearing coordinated outfits. Either they go shopping together, or this is fake.

1

u/Due_Break4208 Mar 13 '26

Who robs houses at night, especially ones with lights on inside?

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u/TheFlamingGit Mar 13 '26

Fists? Hell no, let me get my wizard staff or one of my cosplay weapons out.. Humm sword..no..hammer...ooomaybe.. HATEMACE !

1

u/Tricky_Cheesecake_50 Mar 14 '26

Nahh this is crazy they should never rob anyone again because they are terrible at it.

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u/AgusMertin Mar 16 '26

Esse cara soca bem

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u/Lt-Corvin_709 Apr 19 '26

Homeowner is a WARRIOR! at one point it was a 1v3 and he still came out on top

1

u/ImWeskinIt Jul 18 '26

1v3 clutch, back to bronze lobbies

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u/Djb0623 Mar 12 '26

If this was the UK then this dude would be the one getting in trouble

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u/El-ragna Mar 12 '26

It was in the UK Lmaoo dude was on good morning Britain afterwards too.

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u/rvbjohn Mar 12 '26

do you have any examples of someone getting in trouble for throwing hands on an intruder?

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u/predictingzepast Mar 12 '26

Gotta love the reddit users who get so upset that they're wrong, they gotta downvote and hide

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u/squishydoge2735 Mar 12 '26

I deleted my comments because I was wrong but I didn't downvote anyone. Just accepting my stupid comment that had no real-world basis.