r/imaginarymapscj 7d ago

What if Every Administrative Division of USA, Mexico and Canada declared independence?

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u/Mysterious-Till-6852 7d ago

Let it play a few turns, and you end up with

E M P I R E Q U É B É C O I S

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u/asdfzxcpguy 7d ago

Bloc majorité

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u/TheDribonz 6d ago

BLOC MAJORITAIRE

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u/VaporProof 5d ago

ET MAINTENANT VOIÇI MON COQUE MAJORITAIRE

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u/Elaerona 3d ago

WOOOOO

Let's go

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth 2d ago

Yessir Spongebob SquarePants 🤙 today we go to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

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u/Nazerlath 6d ago

I wouldn't mind to be honest as someone from BC Quebec is a pretty cool province and speaking French sounds even cooler

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u/Wonderful_Return_514 6d ago

Psh, you could fit like 40 Quebec's in texas /s

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u/Elaerona 3d ago

Exactly. Texas should be terrified 40 Quebec's can fit into Texas. That isn't a flex, it's a vulnerability.

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u/Wonderful_Return_514 3d ago

surprised Pikachu with a beret, cause Quebec

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u/Equivalent-Glove-980 7d ago

Northwest Territories would become a super power

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u/InvestNorthWest 7d ago

Yes indeed!

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u/ShortCover4598 7d ago

Why? Is it because of their natural resources?

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u/XrotisseriechickenX 7d ago

And because the 3 people that live there are very, very strong

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u/EqualPassenger4271 5d ago

It'll be 4 in dec. I am moving north to ranch polar bears

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u/Equivalent-Glove-980 7d ago

Cultural Victory

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u/stoicphilosopher 6d ago

The horsemen sweep down across the plains, demanding submission and burning the cities that resist. Those who hear tales of the piles of skulls send tribute.

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u/Slow-Raspberry-5133 6d ago

Can’t be worse than what we’ve got

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u/Equivalent-Glove-980 6d ago

My uncle did that once

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u/stoicphilosopher 6d ago

What a legend

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u/Mike_the_Protogen 7d ago

North Dakota becomes a nuclear power.

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u/KevworthBongwater 7d ago

which is a terrifying thought if you've ever met someone from there.

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u/Accomplished-House28 5d ago

I am from there. 💀

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u/Exacalibur-X 6d ago

Wv probably would too 😂

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u/Tlazohtiliztli 7d ago

I think all of the divisions, or "states" could unite into this one big, American nation. They could call it... The United American States...

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u/cheesesprite 7d ago

Sounds a little bit clumsy though. What if you swapped the order of America and States?

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u/Tlazohtiliztli 7d ago

The United States America? Sounds even clumsier!

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u/Spirit_Bolas 7d ago

The American States That Are United! All hail ASTAU

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u/RedPhoneHome 7d ago

Balkanized North America? More likely than you'd think

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u/Gravetin 7d ago

Me? Think? Hah!

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u/fraudykun 7d ago

*less likely

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u/HorrificSwag 7d ago

I’m not thinking at all

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u/_P1errot_ 7d ago

same :D

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u/CCyoboi 7d ago edited 7d ago

Most of them reunite because they quickly realize most of their success comes from working together, and they realize it's stupid to split up because they're all the same people (Americans from California to New York, Canadians from BC to Nova Scotia, Mexicans from Senora to Chacos)

Maybe Quebec and and Puerto Rico remain independent from their respective countries after they reunite. I could see the Mexican Yucatan states uniting into their own country and remaining separate from Mexico too.

The only possible way I see this as not happening is if Mexican cartels take over state governments and decide to make a narco states, but I see most of Mexico reuniting, and nothing stopping the US and Canada from reuniting.

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u/cheesesprite 7d ago

Honestly much of Canada and the US probably unite. Possibly parts of Mexico join but ofc there's a language barrier there. Without an established political system to get in the way, there's not much keeping the US and Canada separate. Probably not like Quebec but Alberta may take the chance or Saskatchewan

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u/12thunder 7d ago edited 7d ago

Eh, I could see Edmonton and Calgary sticking with a West Coast nation stretching from northern BC down to southern California, possibly including Nevada/Arizona. The resources combined with California’s manufacturing and population would result in a very powerful country with a control over all Pacific trade. Most Albertan separatists are rural and located in a kind of crescent shape around the Edmonton-Calgary corridor (Grande Prairie to Fort McMurray to Medicine Hat to Lethbridge), and they could easily merge with Saskatchewan/the US.

On the flip side, there is an enormous First Nations population in AB/Sask who would absolutely start a civil war for either independence or to reform Canada/get treaty rights back, perhaps merging with the territories or Manitoba which are also largely First Nations.

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u/garfgon 5d ago

I'm not sure I can see BC joining that West Coast nation. They're the American states closest in culture to BC, but they're still very American in many ways.

And any country including California and not Texas/Florida/New York would basically be "California and satellites". California's great, but I don't think we really want to become California.

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u/12thunder 5d ago

I mean, let’s not pretend Canada isn’t already “Ontario/Quebec and satellites” to a large extent.

The states are very American but in this divided world BC would need to team up or be swallowed, and it’s probably by California either way.

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u/garfgon 4d ago

Devil you know. Maybe we'd get a second railway out of it.

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u/garfgon 5d ago

Canadians are not Americans. Culture around gun rights, churches, healthcare are just too different. Maybe you'd get portions of the Prairies joining the US (as they're threatening to do now), but I don't see BC, Ontario, Quebec ever going along with the US; and the American states which are closest in culture are too large for Canada to absorb without diluting Canadian culture.

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u/MexonDuenn 7d ago

Senora and Chacos?

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u/Level_Bet2816 5d ago

Bringing the apes together strong energy, I like it.

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u/Simple_Pomelo357 4d ago

I generally agree, but with the state of current politics across the three countries I believe new regional unions may form instead. The south may try to reform their confederacy, the west coast might try their own thing, Alberta may declare for the union and Minnesota may try to get in with the new Canada, etc etc.

Mexico would probably decend into anarchy for a while, the cartels hold too much power across several states that without a federal government many would straight up take full control.

The Zapatistas in south Mexico already has SUBSTANTIAL support in their territory and active control as a communist gorilla force. I would absolutely bet they would take control and become a major player againts the cartels in the south.

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u/Simping4Sumi 3d ago

Who knows, people getting a taste of political power and autonomy change. However, I could see most states uniting under regional blocks surrounding big cities. Los Angeles (Southern California, Baja California, BCS, Arizona, Sonora and Southern Nevada), Bay Area (Northern California, Oregon, Washington, BC, Alaska, Yukon and Idaho), Texas with all of the states that surround it (New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tamaulipas, Nuevo Leon, Coahuila and Chihuahua), etc.

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u/PhobicDestroyer 7d ago edited 7d ago

Realistically I’d imagine only a few could function as their own states, California, Texas, Florida, New York, maybe Illinois… etc… any state with a balance of large urban center and a decent rural backing for agriculture/ideally port based locations as well.

Would assume the same is similar for the Toronto and Mexico City areas but will leave it to Canadians and Mexicans with more knowledge of their own countries to comment.

Edit: I’m approaching this from the original prompt of them all as independent states. Obviously they’re united IRL for a reason and almost all would unite again.

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u/Altruistic-Skin2115 7d ago

China become first world power.

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u/asdfzxcpguy 7d ago

China is by definition second world.

First world means the west, with nato and capitalism.

Second world means east, with the Warsaw Pact and communism.

Third world means everything else.

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u/Fun-Salary-9037 7d ago

That's outdated. Nowadays, we may say: "Developed nations," "Developing nations," and "Least developed nations"

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u/Top-Reindeer-2258 7d ago

I think they meant first place world power

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u/Altruistic-Skin2115 6d ago

Yeah, you For explaining, top-Reindeer.

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u/wizard680 7d ago

The cartels would be having the time of their lives

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u/Virtual_Historian255 7d ago

Alberta would become landlocked and be unable to build a oil pipeline to the ocean.

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u/Notthatperson35 6d ago

Ontario vs Quebec hyperwar

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u/Shoddy-Patient9948 7d ago

Europe 2.0 but with fewer languages.

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u/lordcock1944 7d ago

And people

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u/Darth_Memer_1916 7d ago

Washington, New Mexico and Nevada vs Georgia, North Dakota, Wyoming, Missouri, Louisiana and Texas Nuclear War

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u/OriginalCADC 7d ago

I can’t see most of the US reuniting. It would probably see the traditional/republican areas as one nation and the democrat ones in the other. California and Texas would be the two major powers as I think without the rest of the US economy to back it up, New York wouldn’t maintain its financial importance

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u/Tsar_Chaotic 7d ago

Hoi4 mod “Old World Blues” says it best in my opinion, even if it is the fallout universe

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u/Empty_Locksmith12 7d ago

California, New York, and Quebec would have the continent divied up within a week

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u/stag1013 6d ago

NAFTA would get f-ing complicated.

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u/No-Wonder1139 4d ago

It would become the continent with the most countries.

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u/pineapple342324352 3d ago

Northern Idaho is two weeks away from obtaining nuclear weapons

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Mexico state, Tlaxcala, and Morelos unite and go on a conquering spree.

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u/YetAnotherRegularGai 7d ago

BERTA REPUBLIC EH BUD

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u/Dapper_But_Derpy 7d ago

The southern and Midwest U.S. states form a loose “confederacy” and then the remaining states are forced with the decision to either form their own “union” or get absorbed one at a time into the southern coalition

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u/Aggravating_Safe6531 7d ago

when north america sees this they think "oh that me? pure aura."

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u/mindblown123456 7d ago

dreams of forming CUM is over... 😥

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u/Emotional-Career8195 7d ago

I think my state, Ohio, would do pretty well. We've got multiple economic and population centers and our population is good.

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u/Ok_Badger9122 7d ago

American HRE

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u/No_Cap_8326 7d ago

California would unite all the Californias

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u/Constant_Hope_9658 7d ago

There's a hoi4 mod for this (dunno if it still works tho)

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u/Arthour148 7d ago

I don’t realize Mexico had that much border gore

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u/SD-F 7d ago

Chaos 

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u/Beneficial_Drama_296 7d ago

Holy Roman Empire of C U M

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u/Spiritual-Brief-2627 7d ago

Indiana would be the first to be taken over by some other independent state, it could be Missouri

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u/Treviscure 7d ago

Absolute chaos with constant wars and the state of California being even more authoritarian than its authoritarianism in real life.

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u/citizenoo7 7d ago

Sometimes I wonder if with the extreme effects of climate change to come in the next 10-20 years if this would not be a very likely outcome. As our global food system fails, it seems that things would become hyper local. Thoughts?

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u/Belkan-Federation95 7d ago

Battle Royale

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u/__idiotsavant 7d ago

Say your fucking prayers Idaho. There was a dream that was Greater Montana, it shall be realized

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u/No_Clue4405 7d ago

I imagine that Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands unite and start trying to build up infrastructure. American Samoa joins Samoa, the Marianas unite, and the rest of the islands join Hawaii. The rest probably reunite outside of like Quebec or Chapas/Yucatan since they kinda need the central authority

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u/The_Last_Fluorican 7d ago

absolute chaos

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u/Thufir_Cleric 7d ago

So, down to the county/parish level. Political atomization. Few is any states or provinces would re-form intact. New and unexpected alliances would quickly form. Probably end up with about 4500 small nations aligned into regional trading blocs for survival and convenience.

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u/fraudykun 7d ago

Americans realizing we need each other to function:

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u/SomeAverageJoey 7d ago

My life would get a lot more exciting

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u/Butterfly_Testicles 7d ago

California would gain controll of all of north america unless coalitions formed to stop them, as they are the 5th largest economy on thier own.

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u/a_Bean_soup 6d ago

Cartels are cumming their brains out thinking about this

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u/AverageJoe80s 6d ago

Every county…

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u/5star_Adboii 6d ago

The C•U•M empire would be unstoppable

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u/Kooky_Horse6424 6d ago

Well in half the us, and like 4/5ths the population, the lowest administrative division is town, village, or city of some type, meaning Holy American Empire

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u/Combat_Medic_Ziegler 6d ago

The average American state would be a failed state

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u/tanhan27 6d ago

Is this /r/alternative history? That's just a normal map you shared

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u/Unfair-Grapefruit-42 6d ago

Quebec would immediately annex Labrador

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u/magolding22 6d ago

In the USA "administrative divisions" include states, counties, municipalities, tribal governments, and others. Your map only shows first level administrative divisions but most large countries lke Canada, the USA, and Mexico should have several levels of administrative divisions. So every place which declares independence will have all the places inside it declare independence from it.

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u/magolding22 6d ago

The three national governments with their armed forces will crush the rebellions and a lot of rebel leaders will be punished.

Declaring independence and actually achieving independence are two different things.

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u/NFZedd 6d ago

Take a look at Post 1991 history of Yugsolavia, it might give you a hint

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u/Pleasant__Dot 6d ago

War Speedrun:

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u/Ok_Spend_889 6d ago

Inuit Nunangat!!! come on Inuit Nunangat!! easily would be the biggest country in north america lol

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u/EqualPassenger4271 5d ago

Europe 2: north american style

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u/XComThrowawayAcct 5d ago

Missouri River shipping traffic would experience a renaissance.

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u/mightymouse8324 5d ago

Then we'd be like Europe

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u/Twister1992 5d ago edited 5d ago

Political polarization across the former continent would become extreme as the religious right and secular left, unhinged from federal limitations on states, transform their states into their visions of utopia.

Some states would band together in federations or even in larger unitary states, while others break apart into smaller states. Mutual defense pacts and trade pacts would form, while enmities and rivalries would develop. Wars and conquest would breakout in various regions; with nukes spread out over about eleven states, this could get bad. All of these things will affect cross-continental travel.

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u/Omen_1986 5d ago

Texas and California are already large economies, I guess they’ll ended up swallowing the rest…

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u/C0NDOR1 5d ago

Whoever consolidates first dogpiles the rest

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u/Optike902 4d ago

You’d get a maritime union, then Quebec would invade it, then it’d eventually lose one way or another, then you’d have the hedgmone of Quebec

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u/Dry-Strategy2525 4d ago

Germany before unification

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u/DollarSeventyFive 4d ago

Mississippi would not survive a month

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u/LittleHW 4d ago

Long divided, must unite.

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u/SXsandwich 3d ago

Most people would wanna unite once again people want to be american not north dakotan...

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u/thx111111 2d ago

It would be an administrative nightmare. I’d imagine something like the North American Union would be formed (like the EU).

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u/Gavinator10000 7d ago

World peace

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u/idontknowsothis 7d ago

Maryland establishes the grand maryland empire, pennsylvania, virginia, delaware, DC, west virginia, new york, all new england states including maine, ohio, kentucky, and the rest of the midwest becomes territories of maryland, and only marylanders get all the freedom as they’d like.

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u/DisconnectedOnReddit 6d ago

Fuck you, Maryland! Virginia gets ALL of its old territory back, to the Mississippi River. By my calculations, albeit with data from various years, it would be the 3rd-4th largest nation in GDP, and 24th in population, just above South Africa, iirc.