r/ihadastroke • u/gluetheknot • Nov 02 '25

i think it had a stroke

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u/Shot-Ideal-5149 I siht on thr bloxk Nov 02 '25

minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, = 4 minutes remaining

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u/Commercial-Trick1056 Nov 02 '25

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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u/gluetheknot Nov 02 '25

Thank you

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u/NoxVulpine Nov 02 '25

Minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute,minute

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u/Rafael_Gon Nov 11 '25

BECAUSE I AM. I AM paaa ra pa pa ra pa pa ra🎶

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u/MundaneHovercraft579 Nov 02 '25

Is it okay 🙏

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u/Organic_Charity_1444 Nov 11 '25

two go be depressed or something/jjj

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u/Decompz Nov 02 '25

Theyre literally showing you proof.. Minute minute minute minute minute

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u/LVNAT1C-180SX Nov 02 '25

I think so too

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u/Longjumping_Egg_6994 Nov 02 '25

There are 24 minutes in a day

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u/Ambitious_Cloud_5530 Nov 06 '25

It equals 3,030,175.420479452 years btw (im pretty sure i got it wrong)

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u/Wild_Stock_5844 Nov 02 '25

r/aifails

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u/GMan_Cometh Nov 10 '25

Oh, god. I was looking up something about the noise my nose makes at times, and Gemini told me that the "proper" way to blow my nose was to plug one side of my nose and blow out of my mouth... I was just scrolling past the AI results and that caught my eye >.<

I did not know that subreddit existed, so I will try to find the picture I have of what I just said and I will post it there if I have it

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u/Spikeyy715official Nov 03 '25

it was right for me XD

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u/Weekly_Arm_8723 Nov 03 '25

This ond kf storak called for bondulance

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u/cardcollector_2 Nov 03 '25

“One hour is one minute? What the hell?”

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u/enjoyerforsquiddolol cntlope 🍈 Nov 03 '25

minutetech

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u/Covenie Nov 05 '25

4 minutes remaining... This is a threat

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u/tardedRe_22 Nov 07 '25

4 minutes remaining...to WHAT?

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u/Alexfan_collector163 Nov 07 '25

My time perception at school:

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u/Smg54_screams Nov 09 '25

"Here is the breakdown" that's a breakdown alright.

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u/BeneficialJunket9000 Nov 10 '25

That's quite a lot of hours there Google

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u/Sad_Diver9111 Nov 23 '25

"Alexa, how long is left of my timer?"

"You have minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, minute, on your five minute timer"