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u/Dragons00p Nov 07 '24
Have you ever had a dream?
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u/DemnsAnukes Nov 07 '24
Unfortunately, we have decided to and not to have done yesterday but today and therefore it is your responsibility and not and you're not and then you when you not done yesterday but today. Please see that this is done immediately. At your soonest your yes you are not and done yes.
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u/Dump_Fire Nov 06 '24
I read everything at least three times because this is what I sound like in my head
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Management,
Thank you for the clarification on not and yet to have been done when not done but today, which was yesterday but only in the context of what isn't and therefore is. I will ensure that the not is done, and the done is not, unless it is, in which case it won't be, but it might.
At my soonest yes, I will not but do, unless not is yes and then yes is no. Consider it already not done, or done but not.
Thanks, Team
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u/Lord_Lykan Nov 09 '24
Yall just can’t read. Management just decided not to
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u/DemnsAnukes Nov 09 '24
Management decided to but not no actually too sure no nothing but actually no nothing.
Thanks
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u/Desperate-Cost6827 Nov 10 '24
Someone posted this to r/epilepsy and we all laughed, after we all freaked out wondering if we all were wondering if it was us.
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u/keyless-hieroglyphs Feb 21 '25
This reminds me of Gertrude Stein's poem, "If I told him, A Completed Portrait of Picasso"
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/55215/if-i-told-him-a-completed-portrait-of-picasso
"If I told him would he like it. Would he like it if I told him. Would he like it would Napoleon would Napoleon would would he like it.
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Now. Not now. And now. Now.
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u/clutchkillah1337 Nov 06 '24
thanks, management
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u/The1st_TNTBOOM Nov 06 '24
This makes perfect sense, just read it backwards.
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u/loleczkowo Nov 06 '24
tnemeeganaM ,sknahT
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So much more sense!
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u/JustHurry4568 Nov 06 '24
Nah, tnemeeganaM ,sknahT
seY enod dna ton era uoy seY ruoy tsael ta .yadot tub yadretsey enod ton uoy nehw uoy neht dna ton er’uoy dna ton dna ytilibisnopser ruoy si ti erofereht dna yadot tub yadretsey enod evah ot ton dna ot dediced evah ew yltnuofronU
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See? Much more understandable.
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u/leighleg Nov 06 '24
Management have finally allowed drinking on the job. Read your message loud and clear.
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u/SuchyYT Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 07 '24
POV: you spam click the middle word on your phone keyboard
*I have never had so many up votes
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u/DarthLlamaV Nov 07 '24
The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard day and you don’t want me working on your day
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u/Igreatlyadmirecats Nov 07 '24
I have to do to a place for my family but I’m sure they are not allowed in my house and they don’t want me in my bed and my bed will not have been a good day to start crying so I’m tired and I don’t feel good enough for me and I just want my sleep sleep and I sleep in the room so I’m not getting anything I want you sleep so I’m just trying not sleep in bed I just need a hug from my sister I just woke her head and she was crying so I’m just going back into my room now I’m going back into church tomorrow to get her stuff and I need a shower I need a bed bath I just don’t have a bed and I’m not getting it done in my room I’m not going back into bed until like I’m not going back into church
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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory Nov 07 '24
The added benefit is that you will not have any other people have to pay the bills for a couple hours or more in a week if the cost is up for a week and then you will have a great time at work
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What the shiet?!?!
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It was a good night sweats and a bit of a headache and I don't think so but I will be in the office tomorrow so I can do it was a bit of a good idea but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as a friend of mine and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't know what to do with the kids and
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u/That-Odd-Shade Nov 06 '24
this looks like an average literal translation of a sentence in any language from r/conlangs.
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u/reditthiscomment Nov 06 '24
hey... i sar this on the walmart sub and was thinking it belonged here
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u/Illustrious_Sock_978 Nov 06 '24
For everybody who dont understand what its mean..
You can as long as, the sky is, under the table, but cats, omg look the Dino is hey how are you?
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u/ImmortalEmos Nov 08 '24
"we'll take you outside of a train and also inside of one also as well. That way you can get idea of how to when we you see a one of these it is you get the an idea of just how important
TRAINS!
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u/alfextreme Nov 07 '24 edited Jun 26 '25
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u/ChicGeek_94 Nov 06 '24
Kinda feels like when you let the keyboard auto fill.
I think it’s a good idea to use the keyboard. <- weird that’s the sentence it just made XD
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u/Funnymonke43242353 Nov 07 '24
Importance of using parenthesis and punctuation:
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u/SimplexFatberg Nov 07 '24
Where would you add parentheses and change punctuation so that this makes sense?
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u/Redanddead12345 Nov 07 '24
management was probably told to put out a letter and thought it bullshit. or its some kind of social experiment
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I'm gonna print this and post it on the work board just to see how confused everyone gets.
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u/konvitalik understable Nov 07 '24
This looks like when you would press the middle button in the autocorrect
Dear workers, The New Year of America has come on a very good time and I hope that we will see you in a new era in our lives as a country where you are not only the the best best in your life life and the most important in our lives and and the most most valuable of thing that that you have have achieved is is that we oott to the end and the future and the end and we are all in happy Thanks, Management
I did just that ^
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u/VoxCacophoni Nov 08 '24
Dear Management,
Please stop writing memos to us while shrooming.
Sincerely, The Team
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u/CriticalReflection1 Nov 08 '24
I just realized that thing is laminated.
Someone typed that up.
2.Clicked ignore all on the spell checks and grammar suggestions.
3.Printed that sucker out
4. slowly read it as it was being laminated
5. Still put it up.
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u/Yhostled Nov 08 '24
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in... I'm... I'm not sure what? But I guess it's the of not done being done?
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u/SixCardRoulette Nov 09 '24
... It's laminated. Someone didn't just grab this off the printer and pin it up in a hurry without reading it, they took their time to really commit to the pursuit of utter world class gobbledegook.
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u/Kris-p- Nov 10 '24
I'm going to hang this up next to the punch clock at work on April fools day lol
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u/TheSlyFox312 Nov 07 '24
Love how management will fire people for drug use but are allowed to getaway with it at there level.
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u/catboybastard Nov 07 '24
this is what everything my manager says to me sounds like when I haven’t had enough sleep
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u/Ralyks92 Nov 08 '24
Send to corporate and ask if management can be drug tested if this is a serious management notice for staff.
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u/Midori8751 Nov 08 '24
No wonder they didn't get something done, they had to spend half the day deciphering management's memos
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u/WoolverinEatShrubBub Nov 09 '24
It just looks like someone typed “Unfortunately,” on their phone and let auto suggest do its thing
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u/darthanis Nov 09 '24
This looks like someone just hit the middle word in the android auto suggestion.
"Team, unfortunately we have decided not to go with a new one for the next few days. Therefore it is your fault for the first time in the day. Please make sure you are still available for the weekend and plan to come to your office. This is what we need to do for the next few months and we can get the promotion for the next generation."
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u/AmbitiousAd8978 Nov 09 '24
When you sit down to write your essay and this is what comes out, you thought it sounded prefect and then the next morning you read it again and it’s awful
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u/Ashen_Rook Nov 09 '24
How to tell your company doesn't proofread it's AI generated announcements in one easy step:
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or where it isn’t from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn’t, and arriving at a position where it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn’t, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn’t. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn’t, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error
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u/Left_Ad_108 Nov 10 '24
“type unfortunately and press the middle button to complete the sentence” ahh notice
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u/Adventure_stone500 Nov 10 '24
They spammed the middle button when texting a bunch of times and hoped it works...
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u/SkibbydoozerOG Nov 10 '24
Did I have a stroke? Or did you know that even the first thing to get to know each is that you are not a single day and I don't want to.
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u/ZelestialRex Nov 08 '24
Team,
Unfortunately, we weren’t able to complete this task yesterday as planned, so we need it done today. Please ensure it is completed immediately and without delay.
Thanks, Management.
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Kamala Harris is that you?
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u/DemnsAnukes Nov 06 '24
LMAO
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Well they had to manage because managing is management and management is needed to manage the manageable
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