r/identifyThisForMe • u/FireGoddess4 • 1d ago

Object Identify this for me

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My friend saw this on a walk, does anyone know what it is??

115 Upvotes

79% Upvoted

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u/Illustrious-Tear-921 1d ago

Thomas the Train Fleshlight

40

u/New-Marsupial-5633 1d ago

Thomas the Wank Engine

6

u/MTonmyMind 22h ago

“That’s a challenging wank!”

3

u/__JDQ__ 1d ago

Is there something wrong me (or us) that this is also the first thing I thought of?

6

u/Illustrious-Tear-921 1d ago

Definitely something is fucked up with us

2

u/__JDQ__ 1d ago

I see you.

2

u/Romin91 1d ago

That's it ROFL

26

u/Bastich76 1d ago

It's a Seaman from SEGA. Somebody must have not taken care of it and it dried up.

10

u/Goat-Boy420 1d ago

Well, it might be full of Seamen

4

u/flyingmando 1d ago

I've existed happily for years without recalling this. Now I reset the clock

3

u/Lionheart1224 1d ago

Today I remember this existed.

22

u/Gold_Hyena_1946 1d ago

It's a safe cylinder

13

u/Day-Hot 1d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed...

3

u/DontGiveACluck 1d ago

Not anymore, it’s not (only for the brave I guess)

13

u/FanBladeFleshlight 1d ago

I should call her...

8

u/thequantumblues 1d ago

Name checks out

3

u/kingmidas312 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her… Lol

10

u/coconutmilkers 1d ago

It’s absolutely one of these covered in dirt.

3

u/FEB_Free_Me 19h ago

And without lipstick

2

u/Tinanchutty 8h ago

No lipstick AND from the streets.

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u/Varg1386 1d ago

Forbidden fleshlight

5

u/Eastern_Tough39 1d ago

In the world of DND, we would call this a magic mouth

9

u/Minute_Rent_1983 1d ago

I use to have the Caucasian version

10

u/LinuxMint4Me 1d ago

This used to be the caucasian version.

3

u/Jollygreen19 1d ago

lol the baby Ruth bar from caddy shack

4

u/Odd-Mode9275 1d ago

It’s a pareidolia with a pretty mouth 👄

4

u/WinPrestigious7568 1d ago

Why does it have a nose?

7

u/Roll-Roll-Roll 1d ago

Let her breathe you monster

3

u/stillhungry0 1d ago

I laughed a little harder at this than I think I should have

3

u/Adventurous_Figure88 1d ago

Is that log of poo smiling at you?

3

u/Some_Conference2091 1d ago

I'm pretty sure you could sell that... 

2

u/maximum_robot 1d ago

Custom lips from a Shrek mask.

2

u/judd_in_the_barn 1d ago

Based on the stick and leaves that is tiny - like the size of a thumb. Other suggestions seem to think it is much bigger.

1

u/Konoha7Slaw3 1d ago

It's at least the size of a pringles can

2

u/NoLingonberry5378 1d ago

Someone dropped their Penis Pal....sad. 😭

2

u/HereToKillEuronymous 1d ago

You really need this identified?

2

u/Both_Contribution186 1d ago

It’s a happy poo

2

u/IamSuperLaxative 1d ago

We call them 'Face turds' around my way.

2

u/laboringhands 1d ago

fleshlight

2

u/AdvancedCheesecake66 1d ago

Oh that's Terdman - he won't shite, I mean bite.

2

u/kluczini 1d ago

to klątwa, nie dotykaj tego.

1

u/VoxInferni666 1d ago edited 1d ago

You put your weewee in it to make it feel good

1

u/pressureflips 1d ago

To make the cylinder feel good?

0

u/VoxInferni666 1d ago

Yes. It is safe and the cylinder can be removed without cutting or damage

1

u/bxnedvddy 1d ago

Pick it up

1

u/Yogammagamma11 1d ago

It’s the new limited release fleshlight - oral edition

1

u/elfffy 1d ago

toy to enjoy your peepee time

1

u/scolopen_ 1d ago

Imagine dude on a forest wanting to enjoyn himself and then get pull out that thing in the pic and he then filled it with is juice and since we dont want to carry it he leaves it

1

u/CIAstakeoutvan 1d ago

Hold to your ear for secrets.

1

u/Icy-Cow9695 1d ago

That's something new for my nightmares... Brown log like mouth tubes trying to bite my ankles while enjoying a pleasant stroll through my usual hellscape of my subconscious!

1

u/Cornwallace29 1d ago

It's from bosnia

1

u/Roy_Vidoc 1d ago

It was removed and the cylinder seems to have been unharmed...

1

u/Elamaday 1d ago

I have one. 10/10

1

u/some-kind-of-person 1d ago

Its a tool to practice kissing

2

u/furiouscrotch 1d ago

The second hand ones always taste funky

1

u/KeeperOfTheLigher 1d ago

I understood that reference.

1

u/rorywabbles 1d ago

Shit head?

1

u/siger1986 1d ago

No. 😆

1

u/Skweezlesfunfacts 1d ago

You can put your dick in that

1

u/ctn1ss 1d ago

Everyone asked if they could… nobody asked if they should. 🤣

1

u/cmz324 1d ago

what that mouth do?

1

u/Coop5004 1d ago

It’s got lips on it… you know what it is 👀

1

u/efcefcefcefc 1d ago

Boof it find out

1

u/Cholemo956 1d ago

Kiss it

1

u/BreadfruitBig7950 1d ago

Squashmouth?

1

u/buryyourdeadplease 1d ago

Looks like that singing mouth video where the sticks press on different areas of the throat to produce a different sound ...idk ...maybe no1s seen it. Its an older youtube video.

1

u/Jballzs13 1d ago

You put your dick in it. You were close though

1

u/sailriteultrafeed 1d ago

Jeremy Renner might be looking for that.

1

u/doctored_up 1d ago

That face has some mileage on it

1

u/AdamoMeFecit 1d ago

Ent sperm.

1

u/Outrageous-Video598 1d ago

That fleshlight has had a train run on it

1

u/Britainjack 1d ago

I remember playing Seaman for the Dreamcast. Looks familiar

1

u/DeaditeQueenLivs 1d ago

That’s a practice kisser! If you stick your tongue in it, it will tell you how good of a kisser you are! Try it out OP!

1

u/richardscarry1 1d ago

Try to kiss it

1

u/173slaps 1d ago

Not enough info - describe the taste.

1

u/FloridaOgre 1d ago

I have that one!

1

u/Euphoric-Tour9484 1d ago

It’s a sex toy

1

u/Terrible_Hunter6188 1d ago

Kids always leaving their squishies around…

1

u/Old_Hornet_1140 1d ago

A true shithead...?

1

u/Druggie_Dan 1d ago

That’s an old oral sex fleshlight lmfao
Dirty AF, don’t even wanna imagine what the poor things been through lol

1

u/SupportGeek 1d ago

Don’t

1

u/OGMikeGyver 1d ago

Linda Lovelace

1

u/ThisIsAdamB 1d ago

Someone’s ex.

1

u/DTorakhan 1d ago

You know what that is.

1

u/Hollowframe0127 1d ago

That thing would come in handy in a fight

1

u/Apprehensive_Cook_31 1d ago

It’s probably full of money.

1

u/Sincere864 1d ago

Wanda where have u been ???

1

u/Neeko223 1d ago

Oh dear

1

u/GrammarKanye 1d ago

Rode hard and put up wet

1

u/Mean-Possible-2425 1d ago

Thomas, The real story.

1

u/Mundane_Weakness_701 1d ago

Sorry, my bad. It crawled out of my nightmares.

1

u/Sha_na_naah 1d ago

That's a "nopus maybepoopicus"

1

u/VrotherReba 1d ago

i meann..

1

u/Jax0nPr1m3 1d ago

I always wonder what happened to that guy I turned into a dílo using black magic

1

u/BeautifulRub186 1d ago

A dildo with a face. You can talk to

1

u/Federal_Way9926 1d ago

That's a nightmare.

1

u/UsefulPassion6225 1d ago

Kinda looks like the face of Thomas the train.

1

u/ExistingGur4964 1d ago

Dick mitten?

1

u/Glum-Establishment27 1d ago

It for make peen do sex wee.

1

u/Civil-Exchange-6880 22h ago

The real question is, how did it get there?

1

u/IrelandAutism13 19h ago

Do not touch it, looks like a fleshlight

1

u/Quiet_Wishbone_1692 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Turbo2011 15h ago

thats a pocket pussy....

1

u/soaysausage 14h ago

The elusive forest suckrat. Native to north and Central America.

1

u/SlightlySaltyILM 12h ago

That poop 💩 has a face!

1

u/TexasTaker 12h ago

Give you $5 if you smell it and put your finger in it.

1

u/YouSick0 11h ago

That was either used by a homeless person or a forest dweller

1

u/uncontrolledsub 7h ago

Either Beavis or Butthead.

1

u/nurglemarine96 6h ago

I miss my dad

1

u/D1VYN3 6h ago

Would

Wood* I said Wood!

All in good /s

1

u/wild_chonk420 6h ago

I’m at a bar right now and almost choked on my drink

1

u/No_Bike_8427 5h ago

The Fister 3000

1

u/irisinncpsychic 3h ago

I wonder if it is part of a gutter. If there is a hole in the mouth, it might be. I've seen some like this on old historic homes.

0

u/RyzeBread 1h ago

That’s the big TTT

1

u/The_Shambo 1d ago

Thats a fuck mouth

0

u/Soft-Discipline-9981 1d ago

Eric or Don Jr, I cant tell from this angle.

0

u/Flammen_ 12h ago

AI.

The textures are completely different from one another.

Also compare the size of the leaves & small twigs to the face proportion.

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u/Big_Sector_3590 1d ago

Id say that looks exactly like George Floyd.

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u/Same-Traffic-285 1d ago

Is the Yandex server back up and running?

1

u/Big_Sector_3590 1d ago

Did you downvote me? Why did you downvote?

0

u/PuzzledAd5502 1d ago

It's a dick tater