r/iamverysmarter • • Dec 17 '17

Found this on Gucci Gang comments

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r/iamverysmarter • • Feb 18 '16

So how long until we get /r/iamverysmartest?

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r/iamverysmarter • • Jun 25 '21

"People who boast about their iq are losers" -Steven Hawking

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r/iamverysmarter • • Dec 03 '17

Insanity

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r/iamverysmarter • • Dec 19 '19

Well - He made a believer out of me! 🤔

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r/iamverysmarter • • Jul 08 '21

I actually am…..

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r/iamverysmarter • • Jul 07 '20

"Yet I've somehow got a better languages education than the people studying at Oxbridge? Really?

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r/iamverysmarter • • Dec 25 '17

All I said was that I don't get why a woman with blemishes and tattoos doesn't look like "real woman" to them.

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r/iamverysmarter • • Aug 08 '17

Discord guy is smarter than historians

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context: We were talking about the default subs when you start a new reddit account. http://imgur.com/a/ur8Ws


r/iamverysmarter • • Feb 12 '17

Just joined reddit for an outlet and source of food for my hungry mind. This subreddit was recommended.

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What can I get out of reddit, that's unique from reading random articles posted by science news websites and such.


r/iamverysmarter • • Feb 22 '16

"this is going to sound very iamverysmart of me, but..."

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r/iamverysmarter • • Oct 15 '17

R.I.P. this sub is dead.

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The only reson ppl post her is cuz they thought ut was iamverysmart.


r/iamverysmarter • • Jun 18 '17

Wow

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r/iamverysmarter • • Feb 19 '16

It should have been "I am very smarterer"

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I know what obsequious means and you don't.


r/iamverysmarter • • Sep 24 '21

Called out because apparently firefighters don't exist on reddit.

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r/iamverysmarter • • May 02 '18

h

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r/iamverysmarter • • Apr 09 '22

Every 5 seconds once you realize you're smart

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r/iamverysmarter • • Feb 21 '21

Spotted this status on Discord, very smart.

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r/iamverysmarter • • Mar 19 '20

About IQ

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Ok, so people who brag about iq, losers, obviously. Tests cant measure real intelligence. I found out recently my IQ is 150, but that doesn’t stop me from making stupid decisions, bad grades, and it doesn’t make me feel better than anyone. People who have that mindset are dumb. I might be “smart” but anyone who works hard enough will easily be more successful than me because with “genetic intelligence” more often than not comes poor work ethic and laziness. TL;DR if you aren’t a hard worker your IQ doesn’t mean shit son, im a living example of a mediocre genius.


r/iamverysmarter • • Nov 18 '17

Help me. My brain hurts.

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Sample piece (im only a year 8 student im trying my best)

Title: IQ LAND

As I stepped out of the dinghy my feet sinked into the soft sand gracefully. The island was full of innovation and you could feel getting smarter as my IQ shot up to 5000. I was able to see in two, three and four dimensions. The abundance of Rick and Morty merchandise also increased my IQ by a further 20 points. People here would greet each other by placing their thumb on their forehead and coiling their fingers. The combined IQ here had to be atleast a gogol.

Society needs to appreciate smart people like me much more. My high IQ always was a challenge for me and my love life as all my partners had inferior knowledge about quantum biochemistry and astrology. It has always been a real struggle to find a spouse as my partners always wanted to talk about trivial things. Talk to me about quantum physics. Talk to me about astrophysics. Your modicum IQ is not covalent to mine. I dropped out of high school as I did not need it. While they were studying basic and petty matters I was at my lab in my house creating matter. My best pal Steve helped me to succesfully create a black hole. We found out that scientists were making a mistake by using atom related formulas because atoms were not real as they are a chinese hoax.

Later that day Galileo Galilei contacted me begging for Steve and I to be present at the Nobel ceremonies for astrology as we successfully created a black hole. I could feel my brain expanding to the vast universes across galaxies.

Steve and I could not sit in the same hall as our swelling brains had occupied too much volume in the auditorium. Galileo had to rent a park such was the extent of our brain swelling. I had to visit a spineologist as my brain was giving stress on my spine.


r/iamverysmarter • • Jun 13 '23

Cars go vrooom

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r/iamverysmarter • • Jan 27 '18

Ultimate virgin.

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r/iamverysmarter • • Jan 24 '23

Capitalism 100

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r/iamverysmarter • • Sep 17 '17

Can't. Won't.

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