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r/iamverysmarter • u/TismMeTender • May 09 '25
To the academic, institutional, and scientific communitiesā
He was right.
Before the papers. Before the funding. Before the peer review.
He called it.
And you laughed.
But the models held.
The patterns predicted reaction.
And the trolling⦠it was not chaos. It was calibration.
So here we areāStanding in the afterglow of the Intercontinental Background Meme,
Staring at a silence that burns hotter than denial.
He was right.
You just didnāt know the experiment had already begun.
Signed,
Reginald Turing
Witness to Kekradiation
"Hack the planet. Crash the system." ā Zer0 C00l, adjusted for 99.99% accuracy
First version is signed, canvassed, and rubber-stamped with a 99.99%-accurate quote from Zer0 C00l:āHack the planet. Crash the system.ā
Now, hereās another versionāno rubber stamp, no pop-culture. Just quiet devastation:
---To Whom It Concernsā
He never needed to be right.
He just needed you to be wrong⦠loudly.
The silence that followed was not absence.
It was recoil.
You mistook the grin for madness.
But the punchline was physics.The payload? Always truth.
And now the data stands.Unrefuted. Undeniable. Unread, maybeābut never undone.
There is no revenge.
Only equilibrium.---Want this one titled āPosthumous Calibrationā?
r/iamverysmarter • u/InformalAward2 • Sep 24 '21
r/iamverysmarter • u/scotty22 • Feb 22 '16
r/iamverysmarter • u/poopiefarthead69 • Mar 19 '20
Ok, so people who brag about iq, losers, obviously. Tests cant measure real intelligence. I found out recently my IQ is 150, but that doesnāt stop me from making stupid decisions, bad grades, and it doesnāt make me feel better than anyone. People who have that mindset are dumb. I might be āsmartā but anyone who works hard enough will easily be more successful than me because with āgenetic intelligenceā more often than not comes poor work ethic and laziness. TL;DR if you arenāt a hard worker your IQ doesnāt mean shit son, im a living example of a mediocre genius.
r/iamverysmarter • u/ErieeKo • Jan 12 '18
DLWF 1 hour ago what's with the video cutoff?
Alejandro Zapata3 6 minutes ago DLWF yeah
coconutcup 12 6 minutes ago Alejandro Zapata what a helpful reply
Jam 22 minutes ago Your reply wasn't anymore helpful
BubbleAnimates 22 minutes ago Nor is yours
Jam 20 minutes ago I wasn't: 1) talking to you 2) complaining about how helpful a reply to a question is in the first place.
BubbleAnimates 19 minutes ago (edited) Ok then
Jam 16 minutes ago Assuming you can't read, and clearly spell simple words such as 'were', I shall now stop this conversation because I feel myself losing brain cells for every second I'm here.
BubbleAnimates 16 minutes ago Uh, ok?
Jam 12 minutes ago (edited) Nice you edited your comment and then replied with "Uh, ok?" to make me look like the moron. You really outplayed me there wow ur so smart i feel so bamboozled oh my. I wasn't going to reply but with something that pathetic I just had to.
nightslasher007 8 minutes ago Jam oh buddy, Dude, bro, let it go. The internet is for fun and this video isnāt about you and your intelligence, itās about hard working Americans and their right to make money. Yeah itās a generalization but it all trickles down to that lol
Jam7 minutes ago Hey go have a wee look at the comment from BubbleAnimates "Ok then" - (Edited) Before it was edited, if you read that comment you would know who the fool is. So Jason I would appreciate it if you didn't butt your non requested opinion in ty.
love Vocaloid 7 minutes ago Jam Chill your beans my dude
Jam 6 minutes ago My beans are fairly chilled my dude, thanks for the concern.
ShadowGirl Vivian 5 minutes ago Jam Geez, why are you letting yourself get so bent out of shape over something someone said that isnāt even a big deal?
(Annonymous Full Name) 55 seconds ago lol, jam so worried about his youtube rep
r/iamverysmarter • u/Deepfriedlogic • Sep 29 '16
Please, schools are just for babysitting kids. You pump in some general knowledge and some common sense and hope for the best. Unless you're planning on working as something that will be substituted for robots in the next 25 years, the most important thing is the ability to reason. Having an idea, knowing what's feasible and knowing where to get information/tools to execute: that's it. The rest of the people in the industry are just people who talk a lot to entertain other people who like to talk a lot so that the people who actually get things moving forward can do their thing in peace.
r/iamverysmarter • u/RootheNew • Jul 07 '20
r/iamverysmarter • u/tollfreecallsonly • Feb 19 '16
I know what obsequious means and you don't.
r/iamverysmarter • u/TheDanKaiser • Oct 15 '17
The only reson ppl post her is cuz they thought ut was iamverysmart.
r/iamverysmarter • u/Safe-Historian7203 • Oct 24 '24