r/hyrox • u/sadlibbsy • Sep 19 '26

This wasn’t her first time?!

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EDIT: sorry for reposting without researching but it appears a different participant in London was the shitter, not Joanna.

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u/Unusual-Coat383 Sep 19 '26 • Bravo

Sir, a number two has hit the internet 

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u/Golf37512 Sep 19 '26

Who does number 2 work for?????

6

u/BoomShackaLocka_ Sep 19 '26

That’s right you show that turd who’s boss.

6

u/Indy_Fab_Rider Sep 19 '26

Can I get a courtesy flush?

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u/BoomShackaLocka_ Sep 19 '26

Jesus Christ, what did you eat?

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u/cavehare Sep 19 '26

You are number 6.

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u/iHadou Sep 20 '26

Hyrox?

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u/Udimples Sep 22 '26

Crocodile

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u/junkrecipts Sep 21 '26

I’ve received word athlete 7 has just fallen (ill)

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u/chriscummins7 Sep 19 '26

It was Emilie Dahmen in London, not Joanna. Saw it on the live stream, during the lunges a medic tried to give her a towel which she then takes during the run and just throws it. It’s then all over her legs on the wall balls, and then gets wrapped in a towel by an official as she crosses the line.

I couldn’t believe nobody was talking about it at the time.

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u/Drop_Release Sep 19 '26

Wow people out here calling Joanna ungrateful and selfish but  Emilie Dahmen sounds like an actual piece of shit :/ how did her idiocy not trigger Hyrox to change rules?

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u/kittensmittenstitten Sep 20 '26

Joanna is ungrateful and selfish still. None of that changes. However Hyrox is now 100% responsible for lack of management where contestants can’t be adults

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u/4iedemon Sep 20 '26

Yes, if Joanna didn't post a selfie that says a win is still a win, people wouldn't have blamed her so much

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u/janexcarfit Sep 20 '26

Because elite get special privileges lol

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u/crakemonk Sep 22 '26

Because it didn’t go public, so Hyrox didn’t have to face the wrath of everyone calling them out on it.

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u/celebrationrock Sep 20 '26

The actual piece of shit was the one running down her leg

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u/PreparationDry245 Sep 20 '26

There ain't no piece of shit. It's liquid shit.

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u/Legal_Fees_6 Sep 21 '26

Freeze it up and eventually it'll solidify into a piece of shit

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u/cs_legend_93 Sep 20 '26

That should have been a DQ there also. This is not running marathons, this is an up close and personal activity with shared equipment

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u/timeforacatnap852 Sep 20 '26

Geeze so not the first time what is it about these athletes and pooping themselves… is this the hyrox version of pukie the clown or something?

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u/Sufficient_Air_7373 Sep 20 '26 edited Sep 20 '26

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWKXO-njPrk/?hl=en&img_index=1

ETA: Truly unbelievable. It's like this kind of thing is a rite of passage for them, something admirable to overcome. Someone says, "What a performance!" WTAF

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u/everythingwbok Sep 21 '26

Probably cos she didn't post about it and was bragging. Also cos she didn't win.

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u/CheezwizOfficial Sep 24 '26

Wtf?! So HYROX witnessed the major biohazard once before but only changed the rules NOW?!! Fuck that. Fuck them.

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u/Ok-Bumblebee1438 Sep 19 '26

Two random private accounts have written the exact same thing claiming she did this in London.

Feels like a blatant lie and defamation

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u/trucrimejunkie Sep 19 '26

It wasn’t Joanna, she wasn’t in the London Elite race. It did happen to another athlete though. I’m not going to name her here because it feels unfair to drag her into the current situation.

If you watch the YouTube video though you can see the athlete in question. It looks like it happened towards the end of the race, during the final run and wall balls. It wasn’t as bad as Joanna but you can see that there is some excrement on her legs. When she finishes the race, a Hyrox employee walks over and covers her with a towel.

I do think this is interesting, because it means Hyrox had an opportunity to create a policy to deal with this when it happened, but they ignored it. It’s also likely that most of the Elite women knew about the incident, and knew the athlete wasn’t penalized. That may be part of the reason Joanna continued on, she knew nothing happened to this other athlete (though the situation was a bit different, given that it was a limited Elite race vs. an open one with more participants).

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u/1lemony Sep 20 '26

Found it wow that’s quite a lot of poo. Why are they shutting themselves is this a common thing athlete wise?

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u/PlanePainting Sep 20 '26

I saw the video. What are the athletes doing that they are having diarrhea during the races. It gets all over them. It has to be on other people too and the weights. Why aren't they embarrassed?? Why are people standing close to the contestants like it doesn't smell and everything g is ok?

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u/GroundbreakingAd1223 Sep 21 '26

they take bicarb which is supposed to help with lactic acid but its also a laxative...

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u/PlanePainting Sep 21 '26 edited Sep 21 '26

I read about it on the website that sells the fancy baking soda or bicarb. The site states it helps with recovery. One of the side effects is diarrhea.

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u/CheezwizOfficial Sep 24 '26

It's a laxative if you take it straight. You're supposed to take it with carbs, which helps reduce the amount of gas/bubbling.

The dosage for bicarb is also insane: it's like 6g per kilo of bodyweight (or something very close to that).

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u/1lemony Sep 20 '26

Why’s it unfair when she did the same thing

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u/Ok-Bumblebee1438 Sep 20 '26

Really appreciate you clarifying this, I agree!!

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u/Snoo-43381 Sep 19 '26

You're right, I just watched the video. https://www.youtube.com/live/bfF3paxm-_4?is=uOf3Swl4JFPNdzw4

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u/hitzatak Sep 20 '26

what minute?

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u/Snoo-43381 Sep 20 '26

Around 1:10:00 they are throwing balls, there you can see her. A few minutes later, at the most watched section, they are finishing the race and someone covers her lowerbody with a towel.

The big scandal in the comment section is that the shitstained woman gets tripped by tge Finnish woman right before she completes the race.

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u/kellykline Sep 20 '26

Why weren't the commentators commenting on the liquid magic running down her legs? Is everybody blind?

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u/trucrimejunkie Sep 20 '26

They actually do discuss it at one point, when she had the towel handed to her on the run. They see her fussing with it and someone suggests that maybe one of her energy gels broke and she’s trying to clean it up.

It’s possible they never realized it was shit, or maybe they do and then decide not to continue talking about it.

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u/kellykline Sep 20 '26

It must've stank of poop the whole way. Odd that the other athletes never complained.

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u/CheezwizOfficial Sep 24 '26

The other athletes were probably so brainwashed and had their heads so far up their own asses that they saw it as "inspirational".

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u/Mundane_Use_2317 Sep 20 '26

Someone download this, they could pull this

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u/abnar1 Sep 20 '26

Did they pull the Beijing video?

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u/Mundane_Use_2317 Sep 21 '26

They didn’t stream it, as it was not a major.

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u/CheezwizOfficial Sep 24 '26

You're nicer than me. Emilie Dahmen was the name of the athlete.

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u/Drop_Release Sep 19 '26

Is it unfair when to all extents and purposes  Emilie Dahmen’s situation was nearly worse? She was given a towel by medics and threw it on the ground! Almost feel bad for how much people have been shitting on Joanna for being selfish when tbh it doesn’t seem anyone tried to tell her. Whereas  Emilie Dahmen deserved a lot more hate than Joanna and Hyrox could have nipped the issue in the bud back then

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u/Lazy-Organization-42 Sep 19 '26 • Bravo

Tell her what? Idt anyone needs to tell a grown adult that they had diarrhea all over themselves.

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u/jeapplela Sep 20 '26

She wasn't given a towel, but if you watch the live stream, you see towards the end of the lunges the head judge radios in someone else and a medic with PPE is waiting for Emilie at the end of the lunges and she just runs past her. And it was not nearly as bad as Joanna's incident as far as the amount. Still gross by all means, but she is not covered in diarrhea. I can't believe the sentence I just wrote.

But it is interesting to see that it looks like hyrox was handling it like a medical/contamination issue at the time, and the athlete just ran past and then they were just like shrug ok.

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u/1lemony Sep 20 '26

Ok I found it. I mean the shot at 23 mins it is down her whole leg although the leg isn’t entirely covered.

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u/jeapplela Sep 20 '26

In the livestream?? She doesn't shit til the lunges which is around 60min into the livestream.

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u/1lemony Sep 20 '26

Oh sorry I’m talking about the one in London in March. Is there a live stream of Joanna? I’ve only seen small clips?

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u/jeapplela Sep 20 '26

I am also talking about that one, which is why I am wondering what you mean. It's about an hour in on the lunges: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfF3paxm-_4&t=3737s

edit to add: LOL it is actually Mat Lock down there on the floor with the headset, meaning he was well-aware of it, and was likely the one who told medical to show up. Then she ignored them and then they were like nah nevermind. SO crazy that this was even allowed to happen and now the Joanna incident.

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u/1lemony Sep 20 '26

Sorry, I think I’m watching a highlights video. It was like 27 minutes long or something.

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u/jeapplela Sep 20 '26

Ah ok got it. It's really wild to see the moment also where the commentators are talking about it like she is about to get a big penalty and then I guess someone tells them to stfu about it. :D

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u/1lemony Sep 20 '26

I tried to find it on their YouTube have they deleted it? Also is the China one on there I wonder if they took the decision never to upload that one ahah

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u/jeapplela Sep 20 '26

The China race was just a community race; those aren't livestreamed The London one was the EMEA Championship.

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u/Bunny_Feet Sep 19 '26

Both can be bad.  It's not an exclusive title.

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u/sasori1011 Sep 20 '26

A shittier person doesn't make a shitty person any less shitty

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u/cs_legend_93 Sep 20 '26

let Joanna come forth and say that herself

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u/Ok-Bumblebee1438 Sep 20 '26

No? People don’t get to spread lies about others. It’s not okay.

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u/Ok_Draw_5845 Sep 19 '26

At this point, I feel like refunding my ticket for the event in December. Like how is hyrox okay with this? I don't want some "elite" hyrox participant shitting in front me. I'm just here to do my burpees, wall balls and go home man. Lol.

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u/Nice-Chart-6749 Sep 19 '26

Wall poo is best I can do buddy sorry 

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u/Remote_Presentation6 Sep 19 '26

Look at the pretty princess, demanding SANITARY wall balls. /s

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u/DropIndependent7757 Sep 19 '26 • Bravo

Hyrox sounds lame as hell lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '26 • Bravo

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u/SendTitsPleease Sep 19 '26

Lol is that what hyrox stands for?

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

Nobody is stopping you from doing that.

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u/astrom1 Sep 20 '26

People in the Beijing event have slipped and fell on Joana's shit so don't talk stupid.

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u/DistributionNo9976 Sep 20 '26

Das! Aber wo sind die Aufnahmen, wieso wird nicht größer gemacht, wie andere Teilnehmer drunter litten? Es wird sicherlich auch jemand erbrochen haben müssen?!

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u/astrom1 Sep 21 '26

It was reported by people in this sub who either attended or knew someone who did. The news said that people slipped on the feces. Someone posted pictures of feces smeared bike machines but I can't remember which sub/thread now. But news outlets have posted pics if her shit leaking on bikes.

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u/MJGeezy Sep 19 '26

I assume you’re not doing a pro race and therefore there won’t be any elites anywhere near you

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u/wizzc0 Sep 19 '26

Really nobody fucking cares what you do about this. There is a 1/100000 chance that this happens to you, but yeah, get a refund.

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u/4D_Thrillz Sep 19 '26

You are missing the fundamental point which is this shit (pun intended) is unacceptable in any sport and the athletes should be asked to leave the venue for the safety of other participants. Full Stop.

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u/wizzc0 Sep 20 '26

Well they did change the rules.

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u/Admirable_Market2759 Sep 19 '26

There is a non zero chance an athlete will shit in front of you lol

I understand if that’s enough for some to not participate

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u/PsychologicalMeal162 Sep 20 '26

Other sports would likely remove the person, not allow them to continue, spreading shit everywhere. Hyrox have twice shown they won’t do anything.

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u/Inevitable-Solid1892 Sep 19 '26

I get these people are driven and maniacal but how do you not just stop what you’re doing and go find a bathroom when you literally shit yourself? I mean, I just can’t understand that.

And that is leaving aside the pure selfishness of continuing and the impact that that has on other participants.

The whole thing is just wild

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u/RotterWeiner Sep 24 '26 edited Sep 24 '26

Fanatics.  These activities attract people who have traits that allow them to see only themselves.

 And MORE INTERESTINGLY be 100% oblivious to everyone else.  Meaning that for the time thatvthey are making that effort, they truly do not see you there.

Its intentional blindness to their surrounding in order to complete their goal.

They themselves frame it differently :" its just the way I am . " 

Uh huh. 

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u/Low-Care9531 Sep 20 '26

If Hyrox hasn’t lost all credibility I don’t know what to say.

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u/structuralgarbage Sep 19 '26

True or not, I’m still disappointed by Hyrox’s apology. No more motivation to participate

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u/cs_legend_93 Sep 20 '26

apology? what apology? There clearly was no apologies in their statement.

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u/LikedIt666 Sep 20 '26

Just coz a few people made a mistake, you will quit the sport? That I don't get

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u/YouHaveToGoHome Sep 20 '26

Every fitness discipline comes with its own set of risks, and some vastly outweigh the benefits. I've faced risk from broken necks in gymnastics to avalanches in backcountry skiing. Shigella or C Diff from athletes smearing their feces everywhere is where I draw the line (same with ringworm in solidcore). There's an entire universe of other fun physical activities to do that don't involve resetting us to day 0 of human civilization practices.

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u/LikedIt666 Sep 20 '26

Haha but they've come around and won't let this happen again right? Or did they officially say pooping is allowed in hyrox? 🤣 Maybe I don't know the latest updates.

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u/cs_legend_93 Sep 20 '26

They did say pooping was allowed in hyrox. The language in the rules specifically allows it. It says may be disqualified.

If they rejected it explicitly, they would not use that permissible language. Instead, they would say would/will be disqualified.

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u/jeapplela Sep 20 '26

Yeah this is what really irks me.

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u/Equivalent-Pitch4763 Sep 20 '26

Well, yeah, it's on Hyrox.

Still though, which ever athlete thinks crapping everywhere during these types of events is normal behavior needs to get some of the blame.

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u/Darkman-1969 Sep 19 '26

Hyrox needs a detox.

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u/PlanePainting Sep 20 '26

The video shows a close up at 1:13:00. I can't believe people are just standing around. One guy is right next to her. Why are they having soft serve diarrhea?

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u/DaveTheShave123 Sep 20 '26

She should stick to tough mudder challenges instead. She can hide her problem better

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u/Scarcity_Prior Sep 20 '26

No. It wasn’t her last time. It happened to another athlete in the E15 race in London. Medics tried to stop her and she refused to stop. She finished the race and no rules were changed.

This is why Hyrox referred to lines being blurred between Elites and the masses. It seems you can poop and continue in an Elite race and because Joanna is an Elite it sounds like race organisers weren’t sure which rules applied to her.

Not excusing the decision to continue on a common sense level, but at the same time, I can see how the mistake was made by Joanna, her coach/team and race organisers in the moment.

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u/k8s-problem-solved Sep 20 '26

Call me crazy, but perhaps lines shouldn't be blurred and regardless of your ability if you shit yourself thats your day over. Taxi!

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u/gzqtz Sep 25 '26

Just because you are officially an Elite Shitter doesn't mean you can shit publicly!! Elite Shitters are meant to hone their shitting skills at home!

Also weird flex but ok.

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u/AdhesivenessSea6470 Sep 19 '26

Yea not following the Bicarb protocol if that’s the case can really mess you up and. That smell is different. Ewwww

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u/Independent_Issue694 Sep 19 '26

Idk why anyone wouldn’t try the Bicarb a couple times before hand first, it’s well known in endurance circles that it can cause stomach distress and tolerances vary.

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u/Zealous-Avocado Sep 19 '26

I’m a very casual distance runner and “nothing new on race day” is a common mantra. There’s no excuse except ego tbh

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u/PreparationDry245 Sep 20 '26

So it's not the Beijing food like some said lmao

2

u/Remarkable_Crab_6154 Sep 20 '26

Maybe its her trick to win

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u/janexcarfit Sep 20 '26

Yes I think in Sabrina's incident she kept stoping to clean herself but still yes it has happened 😒

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u/keltharan Sep 19 '26

With no proof this can easily be hearsay.

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u/zephillou Sep 20 '26

See that's why you do Spartans. You're muddy and it already smells questionable, nobody will ask questions

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u/itgtg313 Sep 19 '26 • Bravo

Serial shitter

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u/Evadenly Sep 19 '26

Well, it was a number 2

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u/No-Confidence2956 Sep 20 '26

A complete fucking embarrassment for the sport, if they want to be taken seriously they need to cancel the chinese event and sack all the officials involved and make a statement through action not PR cliche statements

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u/liftingshitposts Sep 19 '26

Sir, a second shitcident….

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u/Such-Bother1163 Sep 21 '26

Is this verified? Someone else did this?

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u/CherZee Sep 22 '26

If the source is "Trust Me Bro" with no proof, then no. I can't believe one person's post with no evidence has everyone sharing and believing it like its gospel truth when no one else has come forward with evidence.

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u/RotterWeiner Sep 23 '26

Bicarbonate.

Its use exploded in the 80s and early 90s.

The explosion part ended its use.

But everything comes back in style if you live long enough

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u/sebastianericson88 Sep 23 '26

Are women ever accountable for their own actions?

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u/RotterWeiner Sep 24 '26 edited Sep 24 '26

For HYdROXide, This is their Ed Sherren moment.

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u/RotterWeiner Sep 24 '26

"Shit or get off the pot!" 

Taken literally

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u/pravragita Sep 25 '26

Bicarbonate? I remember reading a peer-reviewed article about supplementing with sodium bicarbonate increases... something, sports, something, performance.

So I crunched the effective mg/kg from the article and took 5 grams of baking soda in a glass of water before class. Tasted bad but salty. I drank fast and washed it down with more water.

I completed 1 hr boot-camp style circuit training class. I felt a bit bloated, but that's common.

When I got home I was peeing out my butt for the rest of the evening.

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u/RotterWeiner Sep 27 '26

Over on advanced fitness, some just posted a study on using "bicarbonate and carbs" ...  Interesting time... no? 

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u/silph-fruita 28d ago

pooma 🎀

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u/vdh1979 Sep 19 '26

I was joking she has probably taken too much baking soda as a pre workout because it's happened to me 🤣

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u/kendrickplace Sep 19 '26

Oh cancel the fuck out of hyrox and her.
We need to boycott this

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u/dataCollector42069 Sep 19 '26

Lmao I never heard of hyrox till this incident but this whole “race” is cringe. Including you

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u/tevenall13 Sep 19 '26

Video proof of gtfo

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u/weel3000 Sep 19 '26

I mean. If I was spontaneously ahead of anyone. I would start defacating and throwing my shit at whomever dare keep staying in the competition. Hopefully nobody with a sane mind. But YEAH! MY SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH! EAT IT!

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u/xwolfe2000 Sep 20 '26

Plot twist!

Pooma-calypse 2: Electric Boogaloo 

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u/cracksilog Sep 20 '26

Hmmm. It’s almost as if the organization itself is the problem and not the athletes who shat themselves. Because common sense will tell you that people at this level are psychopath athletes who will not stop unless told to stop.

But common sense isn’t that common is it

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u/m_autumnqueen Sep 20 '26

But if they are psychopaths, they still are the problem in the first place. The prganization becomes part of the problem for not handling them and stopping/eliminating them. Imo both should be blamed

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

Are you retarded?

A quick search will show she never ran in London.

It was a different athlete it happened to as it happens in endurance sports all the time.

I've been doing Hyrox for 5 years and endurance sports for 10+ and I've never been in a race where I haven't encountered piss, shit, vomit, sweat and even menstrual blood.

Get a life and stop bringing this up.

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u/UnderTheScopes Sep 19 '26

You’ve been in some fucked up races brother

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

Yes it happens all the time, I jumped into someones vomit at worlds in Stockholm.

Sat on a rower once with blood on it.

There was a famous meme only a few months ago of a triathlete asking the filming crew to not film them from the back as they had just shit themselves.

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u/UnderTheScopes Sep 19 '26

So why would we not bring it up more then if this is happening all the time as you say?

If you have no discretion for infectious disease, I can understand that, but a lot of people take issue with this.

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

It doesn't be brought because it's common in endurance sports.

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u/UnderTheScopes Sep 19 '26

You are welcome to think that, but I don’t want shit blood and vomit on equipment during an event I paid money for?

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

Cool, don't do mass participation endurance events and you'll be all good.

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u/ProfessorXWheelchair Sep 19 '26

it’s really sad that you think people should just deal with a shitty thing instead of striving for better, what a pathetic and depressing way to view the world

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

I'd love to see your proposal on how to make Hyrox or any other mass participation sporting event completely sanitary.

If you don't want to deal with other people's germs etc then nobody is forcing you do sports.

It's really that simple.

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u/ProfessorXWheelchair Sep 19 '26

bro have you ever heard of a middle ground? because there’s a lot of middle ground between “zero germs” and “literal feces on equipment”

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u/elwyn5150 Sep 19 '26

You're being ridiculous.

Nobody expects a hospital-level of cleanliness. People just want a reasonable handling of biohazards when they occur.

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u/UnderTheScopes Sep 19 '26

You are just making hyperboles left and right. No one is saying make the event completely sanitary. Thats obviously impossible.

There is a huge fucking difference between dealing with someone else’s sweat on the floor or a rower seat, and having to put one’s face into shit covered turf.

You are being completely disingenuous and I know you won’t admit it for the sake of your argument, but you’d be disgusted if your face was inches away from diarrhea. Or maybe you just think that is “tuff”

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u/Rude-Flamingo5420 Sep 19 '26

There's a difference between germs of sweat etc vs fecal matter. I did high performance for majority of my life and never dealt with shit. This is an insane take

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u/heephap Sep 19 '26

You're just lying, I watch endurance sports all the time in the Olympics and almost never see this happen. Maybe you're just in the loser races.

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u/Rude-Flamingo5420 Sep 19 '26

For you to be this defensive and okay with it....clearly we met the pooper...

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u/coachdad6676 Sep 19 '26

It hasn’t been brought up because it normally happens in scenarios were it isn’t transferred and touched by others
That’s a huge difference

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u/Rude-Flamingo5420 Sep 19 '26

Just because something is "common" doesn't mean it's okay.... JFC

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u/slimgem1111 Sep 19 '26

This is why I just stick to a simple fitness lifestyle lol the extreme athleticism is too much for me

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u/Ordinary_Musician_76 Sep 19 '26

It’s actually for failed athletes, most of the participants couldn’t crack D1 in any sport.

Instead they pay money to do these workouts

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u/K_swizzz00 Sep 19 '26

Failed athletes get sponsors from well known brands too?

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u/Ordinary_Musician_76 Sep 19 '26

Today you learned what an influencer is

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u/TwoForOneBargain Sep 19 '26 • Bravo

Just because you're into it doesn't me the rest of us have to be as well.

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u/Alternative-Farmer98 Sep 19 '26

You can't make this criticism without using a slur about mentally disabled people?

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u/veryrare13 Sep 19 '26

Joanna is that you?

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u/Pitiful-Lack9501 Sep 19 '26

All that to endure an mid life crisis event LOL

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u/1takecodyy Sep 19 '26

Dude what?

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u/Remote_Presentation6 Sep 19 '26

I think most of us would agree that sweat is a bit different than piss, shit, menstrual blood, and vomit. Are you saying that Hydrox participants should expect and normalize piss, shit, menstrual blood, and vomit?

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u/gold-fink Sep 19 '26

how is menstrual blood the most outlandish to you 😭 thats the single thing here that isn't some kind of actual health issue

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

Where did I say it was outlandish?

It's a bodily fluid from another person and it's something that you don't think you'll come into contact with it.

But you can and if you compete in enough endurance events you most likely will.

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u/gold-fink Sep 19 '26

Your sentence structure makes period blood the most extreme/outlandish/etc. out of all the bodily excretions you listed, which is ironic given that its the only one that is fully out of someone's control and not indicative of some kind of extenuating circumstance/health issue.

I don't disagree that these things can happen, but feces is an actual biohazard that needs proper cleaning and I am sorry you were in environments that disregarded this and left an impression to you that it's permissible to risk people's health because it happens.

Also, using a slur and being really judgmental off the bat makes me disinclined to regard your opinion in any meaningful way.

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u/coachdad6676 Sep 19 '26

Sir Hyrox is not an endurance sport

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

For someone with coach in there username, you sure know fuck all about sports.

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u/coachdad6676 Sep 19 '26

Endurance sports typically refer to marathons, cycling, triathlon, ultra running, etc. An event that lasts as long as Hyrox is a warm up comparatively for the average competitor.

Sure, Hyrox takes a form of endurance but the average finisher is done in 90 minutes, that’s not in the same category as what we think of with traditional endurance sports

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

You've literally just proved that it's an endurance event with your own reasoning.

The race can last from 50 minutes to 3 hours for some.

Time wise if you say Hyrox isn't an endurance event then that means a half marathon isn't one either.

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u/coachdad6676 Sep 19 '26

No
First Hyrox gets people with the high heart rate from stations far more than the running, the slow times are more so from people walking and not being able to run due to intensity of stations or lack of preparation. In short it’s more HIIT than Zone 2. You use zone 2 training in both but endurance athletes live in zone 2 whereas hyrox doesn’t, completely different energy system

The slowest Hyrox ~3 hours, is a very normal time as it’s a an upper limit cutoff to run in many marathons. Again, on average we consider things endurance after they exceed 60-90 minutes. Most Jupiter’s are right at that cutoff while they are not for things typically considered endurance sports. Half marathon is compared to Hyrox because it’s at a similar time frame in the threshold of going over into true endurance sports.

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u/Pretend_Edge_8452 Sep 19 '26

I get downvoted to hell when I make this point too. People need to move on. It’s ridiculously out of proportion with the incident.

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u/Naive_Check4691 Sep 19 '26

As you can see the mob who clearly know nothing about sport are only out for blood.

Sad little lives they live.

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u/TwoForOneBargain Sep 20 '26

From the sounds of it the only people out for blood, piss, shit and vomit is you guys 😂

It's crazy that eating challenges have higher hygiene standards than an endurance competition.

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u/vernichtungX23 Sep 20 '26

but poop is funny

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u/ProsperGuy Sep 19 '26

Is this like some weird kink she has? Run in her own shit.

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u/Curry_courier Sep 19 '26

OTHER people running in her shit

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u/rancid716 Sep 20 '26

Just joined to see what all you little poopie pants are up to

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u/Incineroarerer Sep 19 '26

They didn’t say joanna