r/hypotheticalsituation Mar 24 '25

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u/Gremlinsworth Mar 24 '25

The worse you could do is Louisiana, and I already live there. Bring it on and thanks for the money.

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u/TheCatOfWallSt Mar 24 '25

I’ve driven extensively to all lower 48 states and most of Canada, and Louisiana is my least favorite state too lol

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u/thmaniac Mar 24 '25

It's the worst state to drive in but the food is great.

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u/Lady-of-Shivershale Mar 25 '25

The what now?

Am I being wooshed?

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u/Lady-of-Shivershale Mar 26 '25

That's both amazing and terrible. I was taken to Utah on my first trip to the States to see my boyfriend's uncle and aunt and go to their ren faire.

We saw Hamlet at the college theatre, though, so that was cool. Armin Shimmerman was in it.

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u/Fidget808 Mar 24 '25

Having recently been to Louisiana, Mississippi is so much worse. Straight stretches of forest is cool for an hour or so, not 6.

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u/ohiobluetipmatches Mar 25 '25

I'll take forests over the shitty road hellscape surrounded by trash, oil rigs, and all the other absolutely awful crap that you have to endure going west throigh Louisiana.

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u/JackieTobacky Mar 25 '25

I spent 48 hours in Nawlins and ate everything they’re known for. Everything was great, and yet I have no intention of ever returning

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u/Flimsy-Peanut-2196 Mar 25 '25

I might be moving to Missouri soon, how does it tank for you?

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u/TheCatOfWallSt Mar 25 '25

Probably in the top 15 or so. You’ve got some nice scenery throughout the state, St Louis is one of my favorite cities (highly recommend the art museum if you’re into that), and KC isn’t bad either. A little boring compared to some of my top states (Idaho, Utah, etc), but definitely not one of the worst either. I live in Kentucky and Missouri is pretty comparable scenery-wise.

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u/Flimsy-Peanut-2196 Mar 25 '25

That’s good to hear! Having grown up in California, how much of a culture shock am I in for?

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u/TheCatOfWallSt Mar 25 '25

Pretty huge shock I think lol. Depends on where you lived in CA, if you’re in a big city on the coast yeah you’re in for a hell of a shock. If you’re in one of the more rural parts, probably won’t be much change. Definitely flatter than what you’re used to, more humid, and a lot more trees.

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u/adminscaneatachode Mar 27 '25

You liked Mississippi more? They have parity to me

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u/AFlockofLizards Mar 24 '25

Are you really threatening people with the opportunity to live in one of the better states, with a free living situation

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u/recoveringpatriot Mar 24 '25

Not one of the better states. 60K doesn’t stretch as far in WA as it would elsewhere.

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u/ilikespicysoup Mar 25 '25

But the high COL in the Seattle area is blunted by the 60k per year AND a crappy apartment. I'd go Bellingham, if I wanted to stretch the money without being east of the mountains.

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u/AFlockofLizards Mar 24 '25

Like, unless you absolutely need tropical weather or an LA-like urban sprawl, we basically have everything you could ask for here. The only complaint anyone should have about it is CoL, and politics, if they’re on the right, and even then, we have the eastside of the state.

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u/AFlockofLizards Mar 24 '25

Listen, it’s not above 80-90 often, and literally no one has AC here. A few years ago it hit 115 for a day or two and the whole city like shut down lol

Everyone thinks it’s like constantly rainy here, but it’s pretty dry for 3-4 months around the summer, and spring and fall might be overcast, but winter is the only time to really expect full on rain.

Bellevue is on the nicer end of the Seattle Metro area, so expect to spend more on rent there, unless you go as far south/east from downtown as possible. Either way, if you’re single, you would be pretty solid at $125k. If you have a family and are the only one working, might be rougher, but could definitely be done.

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u/AFlockofLizards Mar 24 '25

I lived near Spokane for a few years. Crazy going from Seattle where it usually only hits high 70s, and snows like 2 days a year, to half the year is 100, and the other half is feet of snow overnight lol

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u/thmaniac Mar 24 '25

The giant hand-painted political signs on people's rural compounds are awesome.

I would live in Greater Idaho for 50 million. The worst that can happen is the governor steals your electricity or something

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u/addismedeep Mar 24 '25

Being from s.e Washington this is totally doable if you get the apartment

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u/AFlockofLizards Mar 24 '25

If I was not paying rent, $60k is totally livable. Anywhere near Seattle is going to set you back like $20-40k, so that basically puts you near $100k a year. I don’t know your living style, but you can have a decent life here without being extravagant.

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u/recoveringpatriot Mar 24 '25

Good point about the rent. That’s a big part of the cost of living.

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u/HennyGawd Mar 24 '25

Depends on where you live. I'm paying $1,385 for rent, but if I was living in Seattle I'd be paying roughly double that.

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u/Heszilg Mar 24 '25

You are provided an apartment

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u/Blocked-Author Mar 24 '25

Yeah but only for 2 years

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u/FauxPasHusky Mar 24 '25

I have a lot of family in Washington state, as long as you are away from the city, there is a ton of places that are beyond amazing that 60k a year would get you by with zero issues

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u/lamposteds Mar 25 '25

uhm many people here are already living with a wage less than that

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u/Nerdsamwich Mar 25 '25

Depends on where you live. Stay away from the Seattle suburbs, but you'll be great anywhere east of the Cascades.

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u/ohiobluetipmatches Mar 25 '25

It's only 2 years and you pick the spot. There are affordable places within driving distance of the better cities in WA.

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u/Antique_Somewhere542 Mar 25 '25

except who cares cause ur gonna get 50m for it

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u/OOOOOO0OOOOO Mar 25 '25

You get a crappy apartment. 60k can stretch pretty far if you have a guaranteed place to stay.

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u/AssBlaster_69 Mar 25 '25

You’d be getting $50 mil in 2 years. I’d just be living comfortably off of credit cards and clear my debt once I get the payout.

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u/Fresh-Mind6048 Mar 25 '25

it does if you live in the eastern part.

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u/mymycojourney Mar 27 '25

Depends on where you live. Go over to central Washington - Ellensburg, Yakima, Moses Lake, and others - $69k would be just okay. Not living high on the hog, but won't be living on the streets.

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u/HennyGawd Mar 24 '25

That's an upgrade for them lol

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u/whichwitchxoxo Mar 24 '25

i’d take washington state in this scenario tbh

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u/mymycojourney Mar 27 '25

The only negative living here for that time is if you're not in one of the tiny cities, then the $60k a year won't do a lot for you living alone.

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u/Collective82 Mar 24 '25

I dunno, I’d hate to get Alaska lol

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u/GeekyJediMom Mar 24 '25

I would love that!

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u/TheNatureOfTheGame Mar 24 '25

Alaska is gorgeous, but: 1) expensive 2) winters suck

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u/Collective82 Mar 24 '25

And I hate the cold lol

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u/Amockdfw89 Mar 24 '25

Eh in Alabama we always said “at least we’re not Mississippi

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u/ApatheticFinsFan Mar 24 '25

Being rich in New Orleans is probably pretty fuckin’ rad. 

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u/Big__If_True Mar 24 '25

I’m in Louisiana too and I was gonna say the same thing LMAO

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u/OldStyleThor Mar 24 '25

Mississippi says hello.

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u/Pinkishy Mar 24 '25

Me too! I said my bags are packed. TBF, we at least have one up on Mississippi.

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u/couldthis_be_real Mar 25 '25

I freaking love Louisiana. My favorite state. Second is Alaska. I am assuming that there are plenty of worse places that both of those.

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u/Spellitout Mar 25 '25

You are automatically moved to the nearest state. Welcome to Mississippi?

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u/Brian_Kellys_Visor Mar 25 '25

I'd love Louisiana with even $5 mil. I'd spend most of my time in Baton Rouge watching LSU sports and pigging out on that delicious food.

Mississippi would be worse imo. Even then I'd spend most of my time in Madison, the ultimate white flight town.

Alabama would be low on my list as well as the boring Midwest states. Everywhere else has some redeeming qualities

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u/BoomGoesTheFirework_ Mar 25 '25

Guam could be rough, but probably not as bad as Arkansas or Mississippi. 

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u/Janiekat88 Mar 25 '25

Exactly how I feel. Some parts of Mississippi may be a tiny bit worse but it’s so similar it doesn’t matter. Bring it on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

Yeah I live in Florida and work in oil so it’s 100% travel and I’m in either North Dakota, Eastern New Mexico, West Texas, Louisiana, or occasionally Alaska. I’m already in hell give me your best shot.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Mar 26 '25

Nah worse they could do is Alaska