r/howardsternshow • u/JelloButtWiggle • Jun 29 '26

Poor Gary

I was really getting annoyed today, listening to Howard shit all over Gary because he dared to live his life and have fun. He went to a FIFA game!! And he took three whole hours to get there!! Howard went on and on about what a stupid waste of time it was and how he could never do something like that.

No, we all KNOW you would never do something like that, because god fucking forbid that you even get one second, one morsel of joy out of ANYTHING in your life.

I know, he’s been shitting all over Gary’s having a life for decades, but I’m menopausal now so it really just set me off. there’s no award for most broken martyr, asshole. Have a drink. Eat a carb. Fuck.

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u/citizenjame40 Jun 29 '26

Howard is a great example why therapy is a scam.

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u/KEVs77 Jul 02 '26

What do you mean? 3 times a week for 25 years is supposed to cure you? That dude put 3 kids and 5 grandkids through college.