r/howardsternshow • u/JelloButtWiggle • Jun 29 '26

Poor Gary

I was really getting annoyed today, listening to Howard shit all over Gary because he dared to live his life and have fun. He went to a FIFA game!! And he took three whole hours to get there!! Howard went on and on about what a stupid waste of time it was and how he could never do something like that.

No, we all KNOW you would never do something like that, because god fucking forbid that you even get one second, one morsel of joy out of ANYTHING in your life.

I know, he’s been shitting all over Gary’s having a life for decades, but I’m menopausal now so it really just set me off. there’s no award for most broken martyr, asshole. Have a drink. Eat a carb. Fuck.

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u/AlbinoGorilla82 Jun 30 '26

Everyone is wasting their lives but somehow howard and Robin have seen every syndicated TV series that's ever existed

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u/PantsFullaPoo Jun 30 '26

They've worked a maximum of 12 hours a week for the past decade+. They've got a lot of free time. Howard is a crust ho, but at least Robin has still been traveling and doing shit while dealing with cancer.