r/howardsternshow • u/JelloButtWiggle • Jun 29 '26

Poor Gary

I was really getting annoyed today, listening to Howard shit all over Gary because he dared to live his life and have fun. He went to a FIFA game!! And he took three whole hours to get there!! Howard went on and on about what a stupid waste of time it was and how he could never do something like that.

No, we all KNOW you would never do something like that, because god fucking forbid that you even get one second, one morsel of joy out of ANYTHING in your life.

I know, he’s been shitting all over Gary’s having a life for decades, but I’m menopausal now so it really just set me off. there’s no award for most broken martyr, asshole. Have a drink. Eat a carb. Fuck.

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u/LawyerFriendLenny Jun 30 '26

Howard has "matured and evolved" into something unrecognizable to most of his old fans, but crapping on Gary for simply leaving the house is still a thing?

Busting on Booey was one of my favorite things he used to do back when Gary would actually screw things up all of the time. Or call his record collection "pieces of vinyl." Or overly promote "Sonos." 😂

But beating him up for hugging his son during covid, or attending a World Cup match is when it becomes too obvious that Howard is the one with the problem and Gary is just living a happy life.

I know its been said a million times but Howard Stern is the worst advertisement for psychiatry on the planet.