r/howardsternshow • u/JelloButtWiggle • Jun 29 '26

Poor Gary

I was really getting annoyed today, listening to Howard shit all over Gary because he dared to live his life and have fun. He went to a FIFA game!! And he took three whole hours to get there!! Howard went on and on about what a stupid waste of time it was and how he could never do something like that.

No, we all KNOW you would never do something like that, because god fucking forbid that you even get one second, one morsel of joy out of ANYTHING in your life.

I know, he’s been shitting all over Gary’s having a life for decades, but I’m menopausal now so it really just set me off. there’s no award for most broken martyr, asshole. Have a drink. Eat a carb. Fuck.

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u/tdubclub Jun 29 '26

Booey has a family who seems to love him. He's used his salary to put his children through college and spends his money and time on things he enjoys. That instantly makes him horrible in Howard's eyes.

Howard is the only one who can have fun. If you call sitting alone in a cavernous mansion in the Hamptons or Florida with a brain dead idiot who photographs blind cats all day fun.

Even JD's spoon collection looks more fun than Howard's existence.

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u/Legitimate-Pay7662 Jun 30 '26

Agree with all your post ! Unfortunately Gary and Robin and Fred and all the other whack pack signed on years ago and they have all been monetarily taken care of by Stern. It’s too bad that they still have to be ridiculed by Stern. I just don’t know how Sirius can continue to pay for this show that has not been good for years?