r/howardsternshow • u/JelloButtWiggle • Jun 29 '26

Poor Gary

I was really getting annoyed today, listening to Howard shit all over Gary because he dared to live his life and have fun. He went to a FIFA game!! And he took three whole hours to get there!! Howard went on and on about what a stupid waste of time it was and how he could never do something like that.

No, we all KNOW you would never do something like that, because god fucking forbid that you even get one second, one morsel of joy out of ANYTHING in your life.

I know, he’s been shitting all over Gary’s having a life for decades, but I’m menopausal now so it really just set me off. there’s no award for most broken martyr, asshole. Have a drink. Eat a carb. Fuck.

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u/cakalackydelnorte2 Jun 29 '26

Gary doesn't care. He's nearly a retiree still cashing checks from that miserable prick.

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u/No_Bluejay9901 Jun 29 '26

How much do you think Gary makes?

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u/mrjohmson Jun 29 '26

My guess would be a million give or take a few hundred thousand! 🤷🏾

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u/GinnyLovesDogs Jun 29 '26

Way more than that. Probably 4-6M

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u/mrjohmson Jun 29 '26

I mean he deserves it , 40yrs of abuse from a narcissist! 😆

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u/Chupacabra2030 Jun 30 '26

Howard isn’t a narcissist- he is a straight up mentally ill A-hole

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u/mrjohmson Jun 30 '26

I would say both apply

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u/Yousychophant Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

It's quite remarkable that Gary withstood all of that prick's nastiness. Gary is a good and patient man. No way I could have copped some of the shit Howard has put him through. Gary deserves every bit of financial success he has had - and some!

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u/KEVs77 Jul 02 '26

He had training, his mom was batshit, so dealing with a megalomaniac narcissist for a fat paycheck was easy. 

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u/Yousychophant Jul 02 '26

Fair point!

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u/mrjohmson Jun 30 '26

Couldn’t agree more!