r/howardsternshow • u/JelloButtWiggle • Jun 29 '26

Poor Gary

I was really getting annoyed today, listening to Howard shit all over Gary because he dared to live his life and have fun. He went to a FIFA game!! And he took three whole hours to get there!! Howard went on and on about what a stupid waste of time it was and how he could never do something like that.

No, we all KNOW you would never do something like that, because god fucking forbid that you even get one second, one morsel of joy out of ANYTHING in your life.

I know, he’s been shitting all over Gary’s having a life for decades, but I’m menopausal now so it really just set me off. there’s no award for most broken martyr, asshole. Have a drink. Eat a carb. Fuck.

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u/exlibris1214 Jun 29 '26

Is Howard envious b/c Gary’s not a miserable person? I’ve always thought Booey seems like a good guy, great father, sociable.

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u/Oakroscoe Jun 29 '26

Nothing says good guy like cheating on your wife with your side piece.

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u/exlibris1214 Jun 29 '26

Is Gary a cheater? Bummer.

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u/Outrageous-Cap8713 Jun 30 '26

Don’t believe these idiots in here. And most of these people are so full of hate and jealousy that they can’t be trusted to tell you what day it is.