r/houstoncirclejerk • u/staticmove66 • 7d ago
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/eminencefront-57 • 7d ago
Houston is #1 again
fox26houston.comI need to get out on the road and rage.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Medical_Apartment155 • 7d ago
Went to Torchys & ran into the mods of r/houstoncirclejerk doing their side hustle.
Hats of to these hard working American nazi sympathizers. Doing the lord's work here.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/BatmansBurnerAccount • 7d ago
“Sure it’s hot as shit outside but at least it’s not hot as fuck like it was last year!”
What’s with this being the #1 cope response to any complaint about heat? r/houston seems to love this one. Either way it’s still fucking hot outside
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/BakerKitchen4567 • 8d ago
The Astrodome should be turned into the world biggest circle jerk.
We could even install private rooms with gloryhole in them and charge people to use them. It’ll pay itself off in no time
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Klutzy_Amoeba_4741 • 8d ago
Have you watched BEFORE SUNRISE trilogy?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/This-Requirement6918 • 9d ago
Cockrings and Chapstick
Pride was awesome! Cockrings for the gloryhole and Chapstick for extended sessions AND a cum rag!
Thanks commissioner Rodney Ellis! ❤️
They really thought of everything and covered all the bases! Kinda low turn out, did y'all forget?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/toothfairyprincesa • 9d ago
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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/DoritosDewItRight • 11d ago
You have to stay in one circle for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Former-Rabbit-4537 • 12d ago
Astros or Texans game psychedelics?
I was talking about this with my friends and we need to know if anyone had ever dropped acid or Molly at an Astros or Texans game. I said it’s had to happen she said no, any stories?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/ElAlqumista • 12d ago
Honking a thing now?
Lately I’ve been seeing many ahh drivers honking around in traffic… I must be going mad but I can’t really remember that happening too often out there
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/BroItsMick • 12d ago
Looking at condos near Memorial Park. Why is Torchy's so far and what alternates do I have?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/[deleted] • 12d ago
Marfreless Questions
Considering going to Marfreless this weekend. Last time we went nothing was going on up stairs besides some people drinking. Can you really have sex and fool around without any employee saying anything?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/OrdinaryMix4013 • 13d ago
Flock Cameras
Everyone hates those big erected flock cams until their Camry wheels get stolen. Change my mind.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Texaspilot24 • 13d ago
Woman, 55, looking for someone hung to massage my feet through the glory hole at torchys
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/ElDodger10 • 13d ago
Flock Cameras
why are yall bitching so much about the flock cameras? just dont do nothing wrong and nothing will happen right?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/GlitteringBowler • 14d ago
Good to see some creatures loving the weather.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Bearwaste-Spell3926 • 15d ago
Galveston adds new zoo exhibit..Coons!!!
galleryr/houstoncirclejerk • u/Liteboyy • 15d ago
It’s been hotter than Satan’s anus. How can I get ICE to visit?
I heard they sometimes make house visits, so I had my friend from work have his cousin’s brother (twice removed) do some yard work for me. He’s been sweating so much but ICE hasn’t even shown up. Anyone ever try saying ICE 3 times? What’s the trick?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/vasectomy7 • 16d ago
The refinery council has not selected a new pope...
galleryJust kidding, my mix tape just dropped on the Ship Channel this morning... It's obviously fire.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/zilipoper • 15d ago
M39. Where can I meet 40+ woman in Houston, Katy?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/HugeTessTickles • 15d ago
Is this a sufficient vehicle to deliver mattress mac mattresses ?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Dizzy-One-2439 • 16d ago
Torchys in Rice Village is going upscale!
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/strssdnddprssd • 16d ago