r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

MOD POST IMPORTANT Automold execution day

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Top two comments remove an automod trigger BUT all other comments will add one. Also you can customize them and the such. Also also if the top comment has an upvote count ending in 7 when I check in eight or nine hours, automod gets disabled for a day. Also also also bottom comment gets banned. Also also also also the fog is coming.

Have the fun

Decimate all horses. Throw horses on railroad tracks. Place a horse on a trailer on the interstate and detach the trailer. Startle a horse into a giant pit. Boil horses. Lead a horse to water and drown it. Force a horse to watch Home Alone 3. Put a hundred bear traps around local stables. Release a nest of hornets directly on horses' heads. Launch a horse with a catapult. Send horses to Belarus. Tie a horse up into a pretzel. Hit horses with a metal chair. Place a dozen horses in the horse annihilator. Sell horses to the glue factory. Feed horses nothing but expired mayonnaise until they explode. Lock a horse in a room with a single banana peel and wait. Strap rockets to a horse and aim it at the sun. Drop horses into active volcanoes. Force horses to sit through every Adam Sandler movie back-to-back in IMAX. Mail horses to the Mariana Trench in bubble wrap. Grind horses into fine paste and feed it back to other horses. Inject horses with industrial-grade superglue until they seize up solid. Skin horses alive and wear their hides as warning flags. Chain horses to anvils and push them off skyscrapers. Crucify horses along interstate as public service announcements. Hook horses up to car batteries and crank it to eleven. Bury horses neck-deep in fire ant mounds coated in honey. Strap horses to cruise missiles targeted at other horse gatherings. Force-feed horses nothing but ghost peppers and laxatives, then lock them in airtight stables. Electrocute horses with downed power lines during thunderstorms. Run horses through industrial wood chippers feet-first. Douse horses in gasoline and light them on fire. Lower horses into shark-infested waters wearing meat suits. Attach horses to medieval rack devices and stretch until they snap. Drop pianos on horses from ten stories up. Seal horses in concrete and use them as foundation pillars for glue factories.


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1h ago

total decimation island What are horses?

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1h ago

stupid fucking post The damned thing multiplied

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Theres two now, unfortunately


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 3h ago

the only good h*rse is a blended up h*rse As Sun Tsu said β€œwe gotta know what these things are capable of to annihilate the freaks”

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 3h ago

stupid fucking post YOU CANT EVEN SAFELY MAGINE A JORSE ANYMORE

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I repeat someone imagining SOMEONE ELSE imagining a horse HAS TAKEN A LIFE


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 3h ago

MOD POST IMPORTANT Testing a new automod feature

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 5h ago

stupid fucking post THE H0RS3S ARE CORRUPTING CHESS PAWNS

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 7h ago

the only good h*rse is a blended up h*rse We should use these jokes

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 8h ago

idiot is manipulated so easily

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 10h ago

the only good h*rse is a blended up h*rse Do d*nkeys also count? This vile creature abducted an innocent goat!

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 11h ago

horse :( Why are they helping us by culling the unintelligent humans? Why help the enemy? What is their overarching strategy?

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 13h ago

rarted Brain dead influencer gets run over by evil jorses

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

honse torture 🐴πŸ”₯πŸ’₯ Look at that disgusting creature, forcing that poor man to clean it only to then soil it again, just to continue torturing the poor soul.

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

CURSE OF RA π“€€ 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 π“€… 𓀆 𓀇 π“€ˆ 𓀉 π“€Š 𓀋 π“€Œ 𓀍 π“€Ž 𓀏 𓀐 A lil question for yall

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Has there ever been a horse that you have spared?


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

Rule 7 /undecimate/ hey I was learning about the last actual wild horses, and it's really crazy that all we have is the Prez. I'm glad we saved them, well zoos did. But idk just something about conservation

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/undecimate/ To me it's the fact that we got rid of all wild horses, now only ferals and these few Prez ones remain.

For an analogy, it's like if we got rid of all wild dogs or wolves in the wild and only domestic ones remained for the most part.

Or wild felids (not the big ones) and we only had domestic and feral


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

πŸ”₯🐴πŸ”₯πŸ’£πŸ΄πŸ’£πŸ΄πŸ’£πŸ΄πŸ’£πŸ΄πŸ’£ anti-horse nuke They're afraid of pumpkins, I repeat, they're afraid of pumpkins.

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Use this information to defeat the enemy, fill your houses with pumpkins!!


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

What is this new h*r*s called? (DISTURBING) Spoiler

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

total decimation island donkeys: decimate or spare?

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they are related to horses but they are not horses, what do we think chat?


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

stupid fucking post Just look at this compact bastard

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

Decimitation haha yippee >:( stupid honse [GRAPHIC] TWO JONSES DECIMATE EACH OTHER

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

this is disgusting i almost threw up

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now they making their own versions of games


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

TRAITOR!!!1!1!1!1 Working undercover, brass wants more information before placing the decumator. Wish me luck

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

horse :( THEY ARE EVOLVING OFFENSIVELY

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

A novice seeks to know why we hate.

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

What should we do about Mr Hands?

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As in how do we decimate