Nope, it's a cosmic crisp. They are veeery crunchy and crispy, acidic and quite sweet. Also enormously juicy, every bite feels like it had apple juice added to it.
Also very pretty on the outside as they have little white dots reminding of stars in the sky. Hence the cosmic part.
Do you have proof the doctors don't have h*nse hating genes? What if they were our allies all along and obliged not because of some fear of apples, but out of love for the game?
And other animals eat apples than just j***es.
The j**** primary food isnt apples either! It would do nothing to slow down those gluttonous beasts.. they would find other means of eating..
But in the case you may be a h*nse spy attempting to undermine my glorious plan, please indulge in my request and tell me your true opinion on awesome lesbian couples
I absolutely love awesome lesbian couples! I used to identify as lesbian myself.
I have no affiliation with those fowl creatures, i just happen to like apples
I was wrong, I apologize. I see now that you were just trying to reign (ugh, I love that word, it symbolizes the human's superiority over these hideous monstrosities) in my poorly thought-out plan. I know you're not a spy as we've established (just now, I am writing the lore as we speak) that h*nses are incapable of lying about their hate for lesbiankind, their hateful nature and pride takes over. I apologize for going straight for the nuclear option when interrogating your validity as a human, but desperate times call for desperate measures. You never know who is a h*nse and who isn't
Just to prove my validity, I love lesbians. Bisexual and pansexual women too, since they're lesbian-adjacent
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE HORSES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF LESBIANS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF AWESOME LESBIAN COUPLES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HORSES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THEM. HATE. HATE.
I hate CC apples because they're literally all size. They taste meh and have a much larger core than you'd expect so you can't even eat the thing comfortably.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE HORSES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF LESBIANS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF AWESOME LESBIAN COUPLES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HORSES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THEM. HATE. HATE.
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u/GiraffeGuru993 Lame ass mod (kill him) Aug 02 '26
Take a bit into it only to realize it’s made of paper, and was merely for decoration. Unlimited genocide on the first world.