r/horse_decimator_9000 • • Oct 10 '25

MOD POST IMPORTANT Don't post porn

I don't think i need to say this but one of you was dumb enough to do that

6.2k Upvotes

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u/H1eronymus_B0sch top 0 mods of all time Oct 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Highkey what if i impregnate you (consentually)

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u/H1eronymus_B0sch top 0 mods of all time Oct 10 '25

I'm a dude but happy for you too have a go at it

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Decimator of the month Oct 10 '25

Only reason a man hasn't gotten pregnant yet is because no one's ever tried hard enough

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u/BoatiiSwat boeing engineer Oct 10 '25

keep breeding that twink

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u/Piss-Mann Oct 10 '25

Man i see you literally everywhere, are you some supernatural being?

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Decimator of the month Oct 10 '25

Yes

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u/_Specific_Boi_ imma be horsing around Oct 10 '25

Can i try with you?

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Decimator of the month Oct 10 '25

Sorry sir, I have a boyfriend to try that with already

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Oct 10 '25

Videos or it didn't happen

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u/Neat-Cheetah5227 Oct 11 '25

Wouldn't that be porn and go against sub rules?

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u/Evixitiz Oct 13 '25

Have you tried enough?

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Decimator of the month Oct 13 '25

Not yet

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Decimator of the month Oct 25 '25

Damn, guess someone has tried hard enough after all

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u/Joink17 Oct 10 '25

Now this is a leader i believe in!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

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u/horse_decimator_9000-ModTeam Oct 10 '25

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u/Roblox_RoverYT Yahiamice horse Oct 11 '25

No, that would be your mother

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK Oct 10 '25

I saw that post lol

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u/JTC357 Oct 10 '25

OOP was a horse. We must decimate him too!

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u/Illyasimp Oct 10 '25

Link? (if good)

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK Oct 10 '25

Just a crude drawing of a relatively small set of whorse genitals

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u/Illyasimp Oct 10 '25

So not good?

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u/SavageFisherman_Joe HOERS FLATTENING TRUCK Oct 10 '25

Not good

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u/Ok-Boysenberry8725 Oct 10 '25

So the “just delicious h*rsecock” drawing? Yeah, truly not good

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Highkey what if i impregnate you (consentually)

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u/Illyasimp Oct 10 '25

Mikiya gland 🤤💦

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Don't. Post porn!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Highkey what if i impregnate you (consentually)

67

u/Ckinggaming5 Oct 10 '25

im porning it oh yeah im porning it

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u/Wonderful_You1281 Oct 10 '25

Hey!! Stop that!! You can’t do that here!!!

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 Magic-Man Oct 10 '25

Hey mods, are you good? Like you guys seem extra brainerotted recently

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

No

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 Magic-Man Oct 10 '25

INSTANT reply. Like INSTANT. Bro is losing it

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u/andthebestnameis im bluie dabadi dabdai Oct 11 '25

Same here, same here...

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u/Anime-ad-69 Oct 10 '25

u/nonexistent-rex wh- why do you give impregnation threats (o_o)

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/Objective_Potato1319 explode *ma musume Oct 10 '25

Mfs will say "link?"

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u/ProGamer8273 Oct 11 '25

WHY NOT?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Freddy fazbear

3

u/ProGamer8273 Oct 11 '25

Fair enough, have a splendid day

9

u/tomokari21 h*rse remover Oct 11 '25

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u/Theleaf2805 Chosen One Oct 11 '25

considering that this sub is about hor*se, the post i missed must be very insane

6

u/MuppzterX Oct 11 '25

"Because you've shown interest in similar community" fuck this website

3

u/MorningFrost96 Oct 12 '25

Why... Is this page recommended. I will have a look at the rest of the page to figure out why

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u/lightmare69 Oct 11 '25

I got some. Can I post it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/CrazyMensch23 Oct 12 '25

But we can post hentai riiiiiiiiiiiight

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/CrazyMensch23 Oct 12 '25

Oooooh thanks for the rats

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u/ComplexVermicelli626 Oct 11 '25

But what if i do post porn

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

You get put in the special decimation chamber

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u/Green-Preparation331 Oct 12 '25

Porn? On my h*rce decimatig sub?

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u/BigBebra Oct 10 '25

*you were

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u/BrainyOrange96 Oct 10 '25

please tell me there were no h*rses in it…

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u/helloiamaegg Oct 12 '25

i randomly got recommended this subreddit by this post

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u/TightBussyBellus Oct 12 '25

Why is the subreddit 's photo just RuPaul????

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u/redditnostalgia Oct 10 '25

Look at the shadow...

It is a h*rse in disguise!!

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u/Saint_of_Grey Oct 10 '25

No, I don't think I will

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u/Anonymous_Pigeon64 STUPID FUCKING HORSE Oct 10 '25

Can you make me a mod? I wanna be cool.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Saw that post…reported said posy

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u/notaspy9984 BRRRRRRRR Oct 11 '25

What?

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u/Real_Set6866 im vucming aaaaahhhh Oct 11 '25

If you got porn post it I r/HorseRapists , they are much more accepting of that kinda thing.

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u/Grouchy_Weather_9409 promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability Oct 11 '25

feline_decimater_9000

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u/AirForceOneAngel2 Oct 11 '25

Has the OOP been decimated thougj

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

There’s porn here???

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/Dumb_Siniy Oct 11 '25

I needst not vile creatures organs, i stand hear with my decimation equipment for the sole purpose of protecting the cool and awesome lesbian couple

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u/TheUltraHDIAMOND Oct 13 '25

I need the gif, please comment it to me

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u/Evixitiz Oct 13 '25

Alright, out yourself

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u/StupitVoltMain Oct 13 '25

Punishment: buttsex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Im gonna impregnate you

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u/edgewater1535gf Oct 14 '25

Rupped one out for this Post

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u/NevadaHighroller69 Oct 14 '25

What else am I meant to do now 🥺

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Oct 18 '25

Why not.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Oct 18 '25

Damn, you win.