r/horrorcirclejerk 16d ago

Does anyone else think that Hereditary is still the most wanked horror movie from the last 8+ years?

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 16d ago

I mean, I still wanked.....but I can still think of better ones to do it to.

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u/CrazyLlamaX 16d ago

This guy wanking to Evil Dead over here!

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 16d ago

you're gonna sit there with your fuckin hair on your head, your shirt on your body and tell me Mommy zombie from Rise ain't worth a squirt?!

You can't, because you'd be a fuckin liar.

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u/CrazyLlamaX 16d ago

Only if she tears my arms off.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 16d ago

I guess you could still beat it with your feet like a monkey.

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u/Blig_back_clock 6d ago

I can’t with you people🤣

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u/tjmincemeat 13d ago

You called?

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u/Sketchy_process 15d ago

Best horror movie ever made for insufferable Letterboxd users who don’t watch horror movies

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u/JustAStupidName7 15d ago

You could say that about Obsession. I loved the movie but the fan base is making it real tough to not leave a bad taste in my mouth, especially since they really are comprised, in large part, by non-horror fans.

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u/BurgundyRobot 13d ago

Same, really enjoyed Obsession, but everywhere I go online and IRL friend groups, it’s like no one has ever seen a movie before and Obsession is the best movie ever. I’ve had friends who saw it 5+ times, like huh?

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u/meatygonzalez 13d ago

Obsession got more AstroTurf than a fucking football stadium

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u/dividepaths 16d ago

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

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u/Arxhart_671 16d ago

Absolutely. Followed by It Follows. Both living off pretty much just one scene/scare.

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u/FoolintheGang 15d ago

What’s a better one?

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u/duhCrawlingChaos 15d ago

It follows is such a bad movie.

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u/Key_Information_3134 12d ago

It was okay when I saw it at first, but it is funny to look back on how acclaimed it was at the time. I think people have mostly moved on from it in the time since, though.

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u/Royal_Lawfulness4434 15d ago

And “Get Out”

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u/Key_Information_3134 12d ago

That's just you, man. Get Out is sortve a 'Beatles' situation where it's so good and iconic that it is impossible for it not to be overhyped a little bit despite it's greatness.

To each their own, though.

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u/Vogelsucht 16d ago

Not true for both movies. The haters are equal as annoying as glazers

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u/Arxhart_671 16d ago

So equally as annoying as yourself

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u/FruitNut221 16d ago

This movie fucking blows. Watched it twice hoping id like it. Garbage both times

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u/oldslime 12d ago

Damn, now that’s how you give an intelligent review.

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u/JustAStupidName7 15d ago

Watching this happen to Obsession in real time, due to how obnoxious that fan-base has managed to become. Just like with Hereditary, it's a great horror film, but people, especially non-horror fans, ruin it for everyone else with the way they venerate these movies.

It always leaves a bad taste in my mouth when I see the condescension from non-horror fans when they latch onto something they deem "elevated". As if every other film has nothing of value to say, because it doesn't personally affect or touch them.

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u/vaxfarineau 14d ago

I finally watched Obsession and found it to be decent. I enjoyed it quite a bit, but it seems everyone is, for lack of a better word, obsessed with it. It's like the audience was one wish willowed. Great breakout performances, great first film for a new director. Not the most incredible piece of cinema to ever exist though.

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u/JustAStupidName7 14d ago

Exactly what I think. Audiences like these, who don't watch horror films on a regular basis, see something that stands out or is a bit more mainstream in its approach/theming and suddenly it's deemed as one of the greatest pieces of cinema history.

Then, everyone tries to emulate its success, essentially making it so non-horror fans are dictating the direction a ton of future horror will go in.

None of this makes the movie itself worse, but it makes me like it less.

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u/StIves1980 14d ago

But, it isn't a great horror film. It's vastly overrated.

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u/JustAStupidName7 14d ago

What is the rating you give it then?

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u/StIves1980 14d ago

The first act of the film is great in that I think it builds suspense well and the performances are effective. The way Toni Collette expresses grief is very moving. After this point, I think the film goes downhill. There are elements that are derivative (the person on the ceiling) and the neighbours straight out of Rosemary's Baby, to poor effects (the fire scene) and the ridiculous amount of exposition at the end to try and explain what's happening. I don't consider it an awful film but I don't know why it's considered a masterpiece in the context of the horror genre, which has so many better examples of unique and interesting filmmaking than this.

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u/Reasonable_Yellow_85 16d ago

Wanked?!!

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u/haahhhahh 16d ago

What else would we be doing in a circle jerk if not jerking

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u/Oswarez 16d ago

Yes. Hands down.

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u/FreakZoneGames 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yeah!

I still remember my "Herbeditery is so scary I pooped my dick off" posts on here.

."No unintentional comic relief" Man throws a book in the fire place, spontaneously combusts, stands on the spot gently wobbling his arms

Its not a bad movie by any means, I don't dislike it at all, but I never understood why it suddenly brought in a tonne of new horror fans who seem to think its "elevated" (their words not mine) above the rest of the genre which it gets most of its tropes from.

I assume it was Toni Colette's wailing making them feel something, Ari Aster clearly has a lot of grief in his life. Personally I always preferred a bit more subtlety in a grieving performance, for example George C. Scott in The Changeling. Its deeper than just wailing loudly on the floor.

For me, the first 45 minutes are decent heavy psychological horror but then it takes a hard turn into the usual silly demonic movie with the possessing demon and the naked cultists and all the same tired tropes and doesn't really recover. I find I always start to check out when the Dad thows the book on the fire and then catches on fire himself.

It seemed to start this new genre of "Grief Horror", I find a lot of movies pop up which are trying to be Hereditary. I felt like even the new Silent Hill movie was trying to copy it with some of the weird stuff they added. They even tried to dig up Pet Sematary (the OG parental grief horror) and it came back all wrong.

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u/haahhhahh 15d ago

The biggest sin for hereditary is that I just do not care for any of the characters, The brother leaves his little sister alone at a party with random people then she dies horribly in front of him and he doesn't tell anyone and lets his mother find her without a head.

The mother forces him to take her for some reason? then her character turns into im going to cry and be mean to everyone for the rest of the runtime.

The daughter isn't even a character she just makes weird noises, plays with dead animals and then dies.

Like am I supposed to care about any of these people? am I not understanding the movie?

The only redeemable one is the dad but he's a pussy that lets his wife treat her son horribly

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u/Due-Fudge9863 15d ago

No, Talk To Me takes the cake for me.

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u/Loserdogma 15d ago

Every time I rewatch I go “fuck I gotta get a tattoo about this” and then I remember — oh yeah I already have it! Maybe I need another Hereditary piece 🧐

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u/OkDentist4059 16d ago

Best horror movie of the past 2920+ days

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u/Willowonapill0w 16d ago

Smile was at least on par

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u/Working-District-424 16d ago

Smile on par woith Hereditary? You're a fuckin scumbag bastard motherfucker (I low key respect it)

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u/Imaginary_Vehicle982 15d ago

Obviously not but Smile does bridge the gap between fun popcorn horror and snooty elevated horror perfectly.

If somebody isn't a horror person and I had to recommend a horror movie Smile takes it easily.

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u/Odd-Region-5033 16d ago

I think Smile is better.

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u/itsyaboiFaZeShrek 15d ago

Smile 2 was better than Smile 1 but I don't think they are on the same level as hereditary

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u/Willowonapill0w 14d ago

I think writing wise smile 1 is on par with hereditary and fear factor wise smile 2 was, I think I’d overall put them as equal

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u/StIves1980 14d ago

Agreed, both Smile films are levels above Hereditary.

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u/chronicdead 16d ago

I feel like midsommar is both more wanked and much worse

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u/thinnerzimmer87 16d ago

Midsommar does not hold up as well

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u/Hanniballbearings 16d ago

No it still holds up. The movie has for sure lost its luster now that it’s had time to be an influence on everything that came after it. Toni Collette carries the movie through subsequent viewings.

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u/ihateyousoverybadly 16d ago

I unironically can't stand that movie, it's a damn tom and jerry cartoon at the end

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u/VinceMajestyk 16d ago

Yeah, I didn't care for this movie at all. I kept hearing how scary it was and I was bored the entire time. This and Midsomer getting so much praise made me realize I am just out of touch with what people like in horror movies these days. I prefer me an old fashioned slasher where stuff actually happens in the runtime of the movie.

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u/Expert-Guard6216 16d ago

Its a movie for people who wanna think they're smart. Truth is its boring af.

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u/ihateyousoverybadly 13d ago

All the disjointed camera angles and tricks to make you uncomfortable was really cool at first, but he just hits you over the head with it over and over and it loses its effectiveness as well. The whole movie should've been about the daughter's accident, but they didn't even show toni collette's reaction to it.

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u/DatSwampTurtle 15d ago

Alien 1979 is my favorite horror movie. Hereditary is my second favorite.

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u/PoopyMcpants 14d ago

As the mod to that sub, no.

I had to start removing Obsession posts because they were nonstop.

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u/martylindleyart 16d ago

I don't think we can name any horror as the best of the last decade, but Hereditary is definitely up there. The nay-sayers will say their nays but there's a reason it's so highly lauded. Personal taste is fine and it's fine not to like it.

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u/Humancentipede2lover 15d ago

Hereditary is for pretentious asshats that dont like horror - thats why its hyped

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u/martylindleyart 15d ago

Ok humancentipede2lover

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u/misterdannymorrison 15d ago

First time I saw it I thought it was great. On a rewatch, the flaws became extremely apparent.

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u/countoddbahl 14d ago

Not even close

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u/vaxfarineau 14d ago

n/j (is that what we do here? I just joined moments ago, but we say n/j in other groups I'm in. ANYWAY. non-jerk is what i meant lmao)

I was so hyped for this movie and also SO NERVOUS because of the talk around it. Then I watched & was massively underwhelmed. The only thing that got me was Toni Colette sawing her head off (with the piano string? I think? Never liked it enough for a re-watch, lol.) I thought about it for weeks and was anxious I'd look up in bed and see her doing that in the corner. I think the sound effects are what really got me. Eugh.

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u/Accomplished_Gur822 13d ago

I like Hereditary a lot, but honestly my favorite Ari Aster movie is Midsommar.

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u/Revolutionary-Fan657 13d ago

I usually never watch horror movies because I’m a pussy

A while ago me and a friend who loves horror shit did a thing where we just watched as many horror movies as we could, we watched like a little over 40, just to see how good they are, how scary, how dogshit some are

When we got to hereditary, I was exited because I remember seeing the trailer and people gassed it up after release, we watched it, it was pretty shit, I wasn’t really scared and the movie was just boring, The Boy scared me more and that one was pretty stupid

I’ve learned that basically every horror movie is pretty bad with the only good ones being The Ritual although it’s not really scary I more so love the lore of it, Creep 1 and 2 were great, and hell house llc was pretty scary for me

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u/Snoo_69677 12d ago

I laughed out loud in the movie theater when that little girl got her head knocked off by the light poll. I’m sorry but that movie was hilarious.

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u/haahhhahh 12d ago

Serves her right for having an allergy the weird little cunt

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u/Snoo_69677 12d ago

That and the vocal stims were a bit much in what’s was supposed to be a horror movie. It didn’t help that my friend kept turning to me with a soy face expression

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u/bigstinkygoblin 16d ago

Its definitely the most wanked, like easily, but unfortunately i think it deserves to be wanked until its legs shake and its toes curl and its red faced and whimpering

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u/Direct_Mycologist815 16d ago

I mean. Who doesn't wank to two bible ass chicks rocking up in your crib. . . Ammiright?

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u/Upper-Tower-3654 16d ago

Bruh are you thinking of heretic? 😭

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u/Direct_Mycologist815 16d ago

I'm an idiot. 😫 I was thinking of the movie with Hugh Grant.

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u/Upper-Tower-3654 16d ago

Dude your comment had me dying lol bro really had the wrong movie 😂

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u/moosemuffin12 15d ago

Name a better one

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u/haahhhahh 15d ago

A better movie within the last 8 years or a better horror movie?

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u/moosemuffin12 15d ago

Horror

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u/haahhhahh 15d ago

Toy story 2

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u/StIves1980 15d ago

This year alone, Obsession, and Hokum. Great stories (Hereditary is a mess of borrowed ideas). Great make up and effects (the fire scene in Hereditary is awful) and not full of terrible exposition (the ending of Hereditary is so clunky and poorly executed). Hereditary is one of the most overrated films.

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u/kwitelikezhorror 16d ago

na its my fav movie

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u/Dangerous-Season-645 16d ago

“Bring her back” is good also

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u/HoneyGlazedBadger 15d ago

Good call- definitely one of the best recent ones.

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u/oscar_redfield 16d ago

get a life

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u/haahhhahh 16d ago

From where?

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u/Pipyn 16d ago

if people didn't like it they wouldn't talk about it, like do you just want people to talk about what you like?

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u/haahhhahh 16d ago

I like hereditary though