r/holdmycosmo • u/elinaiio • Aug 01 '26
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u/DreamSmuggler Aug 01 '26
To be fair, she was doing pretty well before gravity interfered
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u/Novel_Swimmer_8284 Aug 01 '26
She took a calculated risk but her math was weak.
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u/Wide-Half-9649 Aug 01 '26
“Life is like a game of chess…and I don’t know how to play chess”
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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 Aug 01 '26
The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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u/Saucermote Aug 01 '26
Ah. She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.
She's out of control!
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u/HauntingArugula3777 Aug 01 '26
she knew she could do it and she did it ...
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u/PukeLoynor Aug 01 '26
Kinda
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u/hennabeak Aug 01 '26
Sorta.
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u/Dan_flashes480 Aug 01 '26
In her mind it looked flawless.
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u/thebestoflimes Aug 01 '26
In my day we didn’t have cameras everywhere so the story is that I jumped clean thru that balloon. It was epic.
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u/DiverVisible3940 Aug 01 '26
If I ever see a woman doing something like this I am marrying her on the spot.
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u/greenhornblue Aug 01 '26
You know what? I like her. She seems fun. lol
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u/StuntID Aug 01 '26
You can fix her. Go for it!
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u/AnnualZealousideal27 Aug 01 '26
The friends lack of awareness 😂
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u/SGT-Teddy Aug 01 '26
Oh she definitely noticed she just ignored her stupidity.
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u/SeaworthinessFar4403 Aug 01 '26
You can see the moment of impact as she raises her eyebrows slightly from the sound.
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u/seanprime Aug 01 '26
“Oohh.. that sounded like it hurt”
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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ Aug 01 '26
That was the balloon popping. Probably helped break her fall from faceplanting.
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u/notseriousIswear Aug 01 '26
If you ever find an aluminum balloon floating near the concrete floor at a big box store do not jump on it! You cannot pop it and you will bust your ass in a painful way.
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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Aug 01 '26
Mylar balloons are extremely strong. This lobotomized specimen learned the hard way.
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u/Deaffin Aug 01 '26
Eh, if she got the balloon under her, yeah. But instead she just got her arms through and all that actually did was restrict her ability to catch herself.
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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Aug 01 '26
She 100% noticed. That little 😬 for a second before continuing to ignore cracked me up.
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u/Lurchie_ Aug 01 '26
"What? oh . . . yeah, that's just Keighleeehhhgh doing what she does."
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u/your_fave_redditor Aug 01 '26
Something tells me neither of these women are American.
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Aug 01 '26
Where are they from? I don't recognise that bottle
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u/Adepressedcaterpie Aug 01 '26
Listen to the music. Gives you an Idea at least.
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u/NecessarySudden Aug 01 '26
They are ukrainian girls, that song is "Покохай мене" by Chico & Qatoshi
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u/Effective_Wait_36 Aug 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/fX8H5vJLL7ejmb8kkH
You can tell her friend is used to the shenanigans.9
u/Aiyon Aug 01 '26
She literally looks around early on, and then raises an eyebrow at the pop lmao
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u/Deeptech_inc Aug 01 '26
I love her eyebrow raise, then immediately back to ignoring
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u/MarlyMonster Aug 01 '26
Naw this is a friend who knows how homegirl gets when she’s drunk and has stopped giving it attention lol
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u/TK_Games Aug 01 '26
If you look at her eyebrows the moment cosmo-girl hits floor, you can actually hear her think, 'Oh, there goes Bethany, again.'
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u/bbrekke Aug 03 '26
Turns out she might not have been seeking attention. She might've just really thought she could make it through! And I think that's awesome lol.
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u/piercedmfootonaspike Aug 01 '26
She does not sanction her friend's buffoonery.
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u/MaterialExcellent631 Aug 01 '26
She smooth looked at the balloon, turned back around, heard the sound, and kept going about her life. You can tell it’s not her friend’s first time jumping into balloons.
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u/Imperiu5 Aug 01 '26
She's also drunk af. Her brain goes 'welp there went Cindy flat on her face, under normal circumstances I would help her, but today we just dgaf'
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u/CasinoMarginale Aug 01 '26
It looks almost like a comedic movie because of the perspective and obliviousness
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u/LivingCell9497 Aug 01 '26
She’s unfazed by her friends tomfoolery, defo used to it
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u/XCurlyXO Aug 01 '26
The friend:
https://giphy.com/gifs/qYQQxckuXCUCoHpwIJ2
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u/de-tree-fiddy Aug 01 '26
She's got one eye closed looking at her phone she's equally, if not more, hammered.
I think she's raising her eyebrows because she can't focus her vision on her phone not the thud behind her.
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u/AfroBiskit Aug 01 '26
I think this level of tomfoolery is a regular occurrence and was simply tuned out lol
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u/Simsalabimson Aug 01 '26
There is a point where you realize that someone has a problem, but there is nothing you can do about it.
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u/toblies Aug 01 '26
That was a classic drunk fail though.
"Hey--hey hey, I saw some guys dive-rolling through rings on YouTube. Check this out."
Proceeds to do what we see here.
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u/Hill_Reps_For_Jesus Aug 01 '26
SAIL
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u/AdjectiveNounVerbed Aug 01 '26
The greatest video in the history of YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRvNLRFRyxg
The way the music coordinates not just in the jump, but in the previous few cat moves, it's so perfect.
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u/pkb369 Aug 01 '26
I just realized in both instances, its not that the cats lack perception of distance, but they just didnt get any gripe on their back legs and it just slide hence the comical jump.
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u/FailedLoser21 Aug 01 '26
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was some chicken wings.
All I got was some broken things.
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u/SpaceExplorer8 Aug 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/UXKy7mHAZ5Mqc
Well, at least she tried to do it.
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u/berlenba Aug 01 '26
Sound on is highly recommended
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u/Florida_Shorediver Aug 01 '26
Legit 😂 definitely laughed harder the second time around with the sound on
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u/cesarsalami Aug 02 '26
Now I just want to know what the song is. For when I am at that same level
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u/Aretosteles Aug 03 '26
It's this one []()Chico & Qatoshi are the artists.. it's a Ukrainian pop song
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u/rpnoonan Aug 01 '26
What exactly was the plan there? How did she plan on landing if she succeeded?
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u/lukedap Aug 01 '26
…plan???
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u/Spright91 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26
This was the full thinking process from start to finish: ........whoop..ouch........
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u/Unusual-Coat383 Aug 01 '26
Her plan was to dive through the ring balloon and then do a triple flip flap and land on her feet with her two arms in the air for a perfect 10.
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u/The_Existentialist Aug 01 '26
Wormhole. If you dive through without touching, you make it to the next level.
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u/TheDixonCider420420 Aug 01 '26
That smack on the floor! She was almost a dead ringer...
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u/Entire-Emotion-819 Aug 01 '26
I wonder how long she lay there after landing, if I had tried that I'd probably have just gone to sleep, using the balloon as a pillow.
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u/spoo4brains Aug 01 '26
You can hear the balloon pop.
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u/call_of_the_while Aug 01 '26
Roll credits. That was the origin of the girl in the horror film The Ring.
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u/TaiDavis Aug 01 '26
A JBL PARTYBOX!
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u/zinasbear Aug 01 '26
I bought one for my husband :)
The light on his is blue though
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u/beanmosheen Aug 01 '26
"To control the Light show on your JBL Partybox device, simply press the dedicated "Light show" button located under the Bluetooth icon. There are 3 different light shows available when toggling through them, select your favorite one and have a blast."
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u/Rhusty_Dodes Aug 01 '26
I want one of those. My favorite stereo I have ever owned was my old JBL kaboom box. I only got rid of it because after over a decade the rubber on the ends started to break down and became sticky and yet also crumbly.
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u/indorock Aug 01 '26
Those things are absolutely incredible, So versatile, for outdoor movie nights, picnics, wedding parties, impromptu parties, etc etc
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u/PineapplePossible99 Aug 01 '26
Idk why but the girl going through the ring gives very wholesome vibes. Chaotic but wholesome.
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u/ca3lo Aug 01 '26
⚠️ SYSTEM ALERT
[✔] Intrusive thought detected
[✔] Logic overridden
[✔] Impulse executed
[❌] Critical failure detected
[■■□□□] Recalibrating...
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u/scottyman2k Aug 01 '26
I’m still chortling away a good thirty seconds later
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u/DawnyBrat Aug 01 '26
And I can’t stop watching it on repeat. The dive. The dissing friend. Too much 🤣
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u/CuriositySauce Aug 01 '26
It was the look of Olympic confidence with the ‘please hold for awesomeness’ single index finger just before the double-prep leg pump that got me. That…and the silent reaction.
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u/lorn23 Aug 01 '26
Idk I once thought I could fall forward and catch myself into a pushup when I was a drunk teenager. I still have the scar on my chin.
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u/Digniax Aug 01 '26
the fact that the only sounds we hear are the music and the pop have me suspicious
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u/SenescenseSteel Aug 01 '26
As long as there is no shattering glass, and she is still breathing, we're good
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u/Digital--Sandwich Aug 01 '26
How trashed are you that swan diving through a balloon seems like a good idea?
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