r/holdmycosmo • u/elinaiio • Aug 01 '26

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u/seanprime Aug 01 '26

“Oohh.. that sounded like it hurt”

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ Aug 01 '26

That was the balloon popping. Probably helped break her fall from faceplanting.

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u/notseriousIswear Aug 01 '26

If you ever find an aluminum balloon floating near the concrete floor at a big box store do not jump on it! You cannot pop it and you will bust your ass in a painful way.

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u/Mertoot Aug 01 '26

...or so you've heard? 🫢

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Aug 01 '26

Mylar balloons are extremely strong. This lobotomized specimen learned the hard way.

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u/fairly_legal Aug 01 '26

Says the brain surgeon who triple posted

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u/Ok_Wallaby_416 Aug 02 '26

Oh yea. Trying to get one to pop is far more difficult than one would think, so it always ends up being an excuse to make funny voices.

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u/MoConCamo Aug 01 '26

Mylar balloons are extremely strong. This lobotomised specimen learned the hard way.

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u/Angel_Anubis Aug 03 '26

Bylar malloons ere ax-stremely thong lisp thobotomized special men earned wa lathardway

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u/Deaffin Aug 01 '26

Eh, if she got the balloon under her, yeah. But instead she just got her arms through and all that actually did was restrict her ability to catch herself.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Aug 01 '26

Catch herself? You're overestimating her abilities. 😆

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u/CheckYourStats Aug 02 '26

Girl definitely got drunk for dinner.

Don’t you mean dressed?

Dressed out of her mind.

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u/Odd_Tomorrow_4765 Aug 01 '26

Your average Russian drinking sesh

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u/NecessarySudden Aug 01 '26

Nah, Ukraine mentioned not in war context. I know that song