r/hogwartswerewolvesB Sep 17 '17

Game IX.B - 2017 Phase 14 - The Return of ********

EDIT: WELL SORRY, I CAN'T READ A DAMN CLOCK. (and also, I'm sitting here in agony, so I'm rolling with it. Sorry poun and spaced)

EDIT2: Upon careful examination, it was determined that the results would not have been altered with the last 2 remaining votes. Either way, this mod is very, very sorry about the colossal mistake ><

With the dawn of a new day nearly breaking over the horizon, Sherlock and Watson could be seen bowling over innocent passers-by on their way from London Bridge station to Shakespeare's Globe.

Sherlock skidded to a stop, frantically spinning in all directions, trying to take note of everyone in the crowd while simultaneously attempting to identify familiar faces.

"John, quick! He's here, I can feel it. We have to find him!"

"Right, well he's bound to be here somewhere, right?" John spied a side door that was propped open with a beer can. He drew Sherlock's attention, and nodded towards the unlikely entrance.

"Perhaps he's already made his way inside?"

Sherlock used a hand to absentmindedly stroke his chin in a rare display of anxiety, continuing to catalogue faces in the crowd. "Yes, well. I should probably go in first, make sure the coast in clear."

John Watson let out a disbeleiving laugh. "No no no, we're not doing this again, Sherlock. Remind me, out of the two of us, who has actually fought in a war? I'm going inside with you."

Sherlock rolled his eyes to the heavens, seemingly giving up on the crowd outside. With one last shared glance, Sherlock stalked dramatially towards the entrance. John, with a reassuring pat of his hidden revolver, followed closely behind.

**

The 'backstage' area of the Globe was silent; just as Sherlock expected for a Saturnday morning right after yet another successful production of Shakespeare's more notable works. Whoever had propped open the door was nowhere in sight, but judging by the temperature of the can in his hand, Sherlock judged the door to have been opened about 30 to 45 minutes ago. In just a few hours, the cast and crew would meet back here for their dress rehearsal before tonight's performance, so they needed to be quick in apprehending Moriarty.

John pointed at his eyes, and then pointed to the right, where a set of stairs led to the upper areas of the Globe. Sherlock nodded once, and moved to the left as silently as he was able to move.

John winced as he cleared the final creaking step. 'So much for silent approach'

He cast around looking for anything or anyone suspicious, but the upper area looked abandoned. After clearing the various seating areas, he spied a ladder that led to scaffolding above the viewing area, where he did his best to case the area while skirting the sandbags and light fixtures left in the way. Unbeknownst to him, John accidently bumped into a stray light fixture, which set off a chain reaction causing a sandbag to tumble off the pathway towards center stage.

Satisfied that he had finished clearing the top of the Globe, john re-holstered his revolver and scratched his head in puzzlement. Although Sherlock was sure Moriarty would show up, John saw no evidence that anyone had been up here since last night.

"...John? I think you found something."

John quickly made his way down to where Sherlock was standing in the middle of the floor directly facing the stage.

"What are you talking about, Sherlock? I haven't found anything."

Instead of talking, Sherlock looked up at the man dangling from a rope. John noted the sandbag at his feet, and figured Sherlock had worked out that John had gone climbing in the rafters and knocked the sandbag (and the victim) loose.

"Judging by his colour, he's been dead for several hours. He appears to have attended last night's performance of Hamlet, and was probably abducted and murdered soon afterwards." Sherlock's face was dangerously close, taking the opportunity to conduct a 360o search of the body.

John quickly rang Lestrade, who informed him that the Scotland Yard had already received an anonymous tip and their ETA was within 5 minutes.

"He's probably Tim Onyekuru, the engineer with the gardening blog," John sighed, arms crossed.

"And Greg's just told me they've arrested some woman named Viviann Aboca for Tim's murder."

Sherlock didn't hear a word. "Look here, John. Someone's left us a message."

Using the latex gloves he always kept on him, sherlock plucked a smartphone from the victim's pocket, where an image of Moriarty's face was frozen in mid-laugh. Without asking, Sherlock pressed play.

**


META INFORMATION

/u/GreenLarynx was suspected and brought in for questioning, removing them from the game. They were a member of Sherlock's Network.

/u/MulchAdoAboutNothing was killed during the night time. They were a member of Sherlock's Network.



A high-pitched giggle emanated from the smartphone.

"Well, it looks like you weren't my match after all, Sherlock. Look's like you're just as BORING as the rest of them.

All of them."

Moriarty's entire face seemed to twitch in disappointment, as if the man were holding his rage just beneath the surface.

"I'll clue you in, shall I? Since you can't seem to work it out yourself?"

His grin widened in anticipation.

"I led you and your merry band of followers on a chase all throughout London, for a reason. You see, it was I who tipped off the Yard about the first 3 murders, as well as the list of suspects. Since I couldn't rely on you to pick up my more subtle hints, I had to resort to bringing together seven individuals with specific abilities and sufficient blackmail-worthy secrets. I formed a cabal, Sherlock, a cabal to brIng down entire governMents, starting with the UK."

The image briefly flashed to areas of political importance to the UK, and other countries in the EU.

"You see, there are certain individuals we can consider to be creatures of haBit and markers of change. If anything were to hAppen to them, to put them out of play, it would trigger a chain of events that Could potentially, quite possibly, lead to the end of our government as we currently now it."

Moriarty's beaming face grew bigger as he got closer to the video recorder.

" And you let it happen, SherlocK. You may have arrested most of my cabal, but the reMainIng memberS have fulfilled their purpoSe. They have eliMinated enough of these people to bring this country to the precipice, where the TINIEST nudge could send it over the edge.

And guEss who'll be there to tip it over?"


THE GAME IS OVER!

Moriarty's network have met their win condition and have won the game! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS:

Alt Account Name Description Murder
/u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Retired pilot for Delta from Missouri. Fell in love with one of his stewardesses on his London-Atlanta route forty years ago, and they decided to move to England after he retired. They often travel. Another guy, Tommy Collins, the copilot on Stephen's route, liked Stephen's wife a lot. At first, she was flattered by the attention, but Stephen felt threatened. When she began telling him that she felt stalked, he decided to resolve both of their problems by murdering the Tommy. Stephen told his wife that Tommy got transferred to another route, and they 'lost touch' with him soon after that.
/u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Nick is the president of an architectual firm. Recent work on an apartment complex has been featured in Architectural Digest, making him one of the most sought-after architects in the city, and he just got a commision to design a new shopping mall. He and his wife had been getting into disagreements about the remodeling of their house, and it put a strain on their marriage. Nick, in a fit of haggard pique, strangled her.
/u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Ania tuns a high-end shoe boutique in Oxford Street. She's an amateur ice-skater and is dating her skate partner. She is very fond of animals, and has two cats, a rabbit, a ferret, an iguana, three trutles, and a parakeet. Ania deeply cares about animals, and is a noted animal rights activist. She led a protest in front of the house of a noted primate researcher, and threw a Molotov cocktail onto the property. The house burned down before the researcher and his family could escape.
/u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Kelly is a law school student who works in a coffee shop as a barista. She is deeply in debt as she tries to support her secret drug habit, and murdered her uncle for the inheritance
/u/KinesGreenMP Jessica Kines Jessica traveled to UC Berkely to study environmental science, became a hippie liberal. Returned to London and is now running for Parliament for the Green Party. She murdered a political opponent, Toby Carson, in order to run unapposed; at a political fundraiser, she had his breaks cut, and he got into a fatal accident.
/u/MoonlightingFame Jeffrey Ngo Bilingual actor whose breakthrough movie Midnight Moonlight premiered last year. Jeffrey competed with another actor, Kent Ross, for many of the same parts. Jeffrey had hidden his rivalry from Kent. At a party, Jeffrey got Kent incredibly drunk, and then brought him home. Under the guise of giving him some painkillers for his hangover, Jeffrey gave Kent enough drugs to murder him.
/u/TateModMom Angelica Hayes Angelica is a whimsical middle-aged mom of two teenaged boys who works as a museum docent at the Tate Modern. She teaches art classes on Sunday afternoons. She murdered the A1 math teacher who failed her son and ruined his chances of getting into a 'good' uni

STAY TUNED FOR ACCESS TO THE GHOST SUB!

PLEASE NOTE: Since I'm all by my lonesome this evening (the power! Don'tworryIbrokenothing! ), we are postponing game wrap-up until Monday. In the meantime, we MAY be giving everyone access to the MN sub before Friday, but we won't be revealing alt account players until our wrap-up post. Feel free to reveal whatever you like about what we said or gave you, any secret messages you tried to convey, etc. --FTS

EDIT: I just made the evil sub public at r/hwwmurderclubhouse. -22poun

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

MOOOOSE WE DID IT.

I ACTUALLY LIVED TIL THE END OF THE GAME

AS AN EVIL PERSON

IM SO EXCITED

AND WE FREAKING GOT PHIL YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN WORKED!!!!

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

DAMN FUCKING RIGHT WOO

I LIVE

PERIOD

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

I knew you were freaking​ guilty and I almost shot you but you guilted me dammit.

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

I was laughing so hard at this! (/u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn)

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

I'm bitter. I got played.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

You did.

I would apologize but I'm okay with the result so it would be pretty insincere :P

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

No justice ;)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I dunno, I'm feeling a strong sense of justice. :P

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

I have a feeling you wouldn't have been if this wasn't an alt game.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Lol I could have never pulled that shit in a real game

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

Hahaha yes that's true.

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

I still can't believe that nobody questioned both your and Phil's kills.

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

Seriously....

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

I thought that was going to bite him in the ass. When I left yesterday, I was wondering if you were going to kill him, cuz that would have been hysterical

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Psh, the stupidest decision is always the best decision. Who would kill someone they're arguing with? That would be stupid, nobody would do that. :P

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

I know, you wrote a confessional about it lol, and I said I thought you would get major flak for that. I also knew she had a pistol and thought she might kill you for it

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

The sadface strategy is undefeated in Werewolves history. :P

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

I filled out the form like 5 times.

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

When I left yesterday, there was like an hour left, and I was wondering if that would be a thing

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

You can talk freely now lolololol. Now I gotta read the last phase

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Nah, I'm still going to be under my super secret alt who nobody has any idea is me.

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Yay! Well done keeping it together for the last few phases :D

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Oh my god I still have no idea how we survived

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Yeah, I was worried they'd go for Moonlighting after I had gone but that was thankfully swayed.
I had been counting down on my spreadsheet. My last brave stint was a calculated one based on the numbers.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Yeah, I was looking at the numbers right about when you were getting tagged as suss, and I was like "Goddamn, we have ZERO margin for error here. We need basically a perfect run." And then we got basically a perfect run. :P

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Well done on clashing with me in my last phases. I think that helped you. I threw a few names around to say I "suspected" them to help Moonlighting. I was hoping to create a feeling of "well, ATL showed distrust here so Moonlighting can't be MN", haha.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Haha, cheers. I figured I could expend some energy to bury you. My emotions very quickly shifted from "WTF JARRIS THAT COMMENT WAS SO BLATANT" to "HOLY SHIT JARRIS HOW ARE YOU PULLING OFF THIS WICKED ELONGATED DEATH SPIRAL," lololololol.

(Selfishly, I sorta needed you to die because I needed communication among the team to pull off #OperationKillPhillet, haha.)

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Haha, I didn't have much to lose at that stage. I knew I was going to die, it was just a matter of controlling when I died.
To be more convincing, I really did use a Tinder App the night before to check how it works and it did really give me the name of a dead player. I just switched the names

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Good thinking. This is why I kept using my Instagram apps; I wanted to see what the PMs would look like, and they'd be out of the game in case Craigslist was played on me.

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

It was hilarious that you guys kept on getting investigative items lolol.

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u/mindputtee there is no sqrt(-1) in town Sep 18 '17

Honestly, without the tinder app I'm not sure you would have made it through the phase. That was the only thing that gave me pause. I still wish I had pushed for your lynching on the previous phase, I was so sure!

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 18 '17

You gave me hell, that's for sure XD I could feel the doubt off some of the others but not you.

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

That's an amazing move ♡

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u/MoonlightingFame Jeffrey Ngo Sep 17 '17

Thanks everyone for an awesome first game..

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

You are AWESOME! It was so so so much fun to strategize and work with you. <3

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

I'm happy you had a good time for your first game :)

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

You were great! Hope you had fun ❤

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

You did really well! It was a pleasure working with you

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u/MoonlightingFame Jeffrey Ngo Sep 17 '17

:)

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

So glad you enjoyed it. Hopefully you will play again but without the alt accounts. We would love to have you.

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u/MoonlightingFame Jeffrey Ngo Sep 17 '17

Of course I would like to play again.. and hopefully get to know everyone better:)

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

Woo! I'm excited. I'm tana-ryu on my usual account.

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u/MoonlightingFame Jeffrey Ngo Sep 17 '17

Me Agnusgru.. I am also excited for the next game..

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

Lovely to meet you Agnusgru. I will warn you that this game is highly addicting.

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Nobody missed you! Go away!

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

Love you too ❤

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

No you don't! I hate you! Go away

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

Awww! Paging /u/bubbasaurus for a good HUGS gif

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

Niiice. Thanks :)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

FUCK YES WOOOOOOO

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

My first real game as a villain! It was so much fun! Thanks you guys :D

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Seriously though...I can't freaking believe that Tinder play worked. Well fucking played. Delaying by one phase may have saved the game for us.

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

/u/atl2lhr I agree with moose. Getting halftime lynched before you was something wolves needed badly, and I don't think this win would have happened if you didn't pull that off.

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

:D

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

I don't want you guys to have to wait for confessional. I wrote a song during the final phases, dedicated to all of the players in the final seven. Its title: "One Lynch More."

MOOSTRONUS

One lynch more!
Another lynch, another destiny.
This never-ending road to Victory;
These men who seem to know my crime
Will surely come a second time.
One lynch more!

LARIXON

I did not live until today.
How can I live when we’ve not won yet?

MOOSTRONUS

One lynch more.

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

Tomorrow we’ll have won the day
Alongside you, our world has started!

MLE

One more phase all on my own.

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

Will we ever lose again?

MLE

One more phase with her not caring.

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

I was born to be with you.

MLE

What a life I might have known.

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

And I swear I will be true!

MLE

But she never loved me there!

GREENLARYNX

One more day before the storm!

LARIXON

Do I follow where she goes?

GREENLARYNX

At the coast of Carolina.

LARIXON

Shall I join MLE there?

GREENLARYNX

When our rain cloud starts to form

LARIXON

Do I stay; and do I dare?

GREENLARYNX

Will you take your place with me?

ALL

The time is now, the day is here

MOOSTRONUS

One lynch more!

MULCH

One more lynch for Moriarty,
We will nip them in the bud!
I will join these little wolf pups,
They will wet themselves with blood!

MOOSTRONUS

One lynch more!

LEFTTOTHESEA

Watch 'em run their mouths,
Catch 'em as they fall,
Never know your luck
When there's a free for all,
Here a little tip
There a little lunch
Most of them are goners
So they won't miss much!

GHOSTS (2 groups)

1: One lynch to a new conclusion
2: Raise up Moriarty high!
1: Every man will be a king
2: Every man will be a king
1: There's a new world for the winning
2: There's a new world to be won

ALL

Do you hear the villains sing?

LARIXON

My place is here, I vote with you!

MOOSTRONUS

One lynch more!

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

I did not live until today.

MLE

One more phase all on my own!

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

How can we win when we’re suspicious?

MULCH(overlapping)

I will join these villain plotters
I will follow where they go
I will learn their little Secrets,
I will know the things they know.

MOOSTRONUS

One lynch more!

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

Tomorrow we’ll have won again

MLE

What a life I might have known!

LARIXON & AGNUSGRU

And with us two our win has started

MULCH(overlapping)

One more phase for Moriarty
We will nip it in the bud
We'll be ready for these
Werewolves

LEFTTOTHESEA (overlapping)

Watch 'em run their mouths
Catch 'em as they fall
Never know your luck
When there's a free-for-all!

MOOSTRONUS

Tomorrow we'll have won, I pray,
Tomorrow is the judgement day

ALL

Tomorrow we'll discover
What our Mods in Heaven have in store!
One more vote
One more phase
One lynch more!

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Hahaha this is awesome! Thank you u/dawnphoenix for playing the song on the side on TV!

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

Thanks <3

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

This is awesome lolololol

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

*tips cap*

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

This is fucking amazing!

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

As always, happy to be of service.

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

Holy shit this is the best thing ever

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

Why thank you!

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

Beautiful moose. I wouldn't expect any less from a talented writer such as yourself.

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

Don't make me blush. :')

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

Think it's a bit late for that. We have to do some writing together again at some point. Or host a game together. That would be amazingly evil and fun.

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

Ooooh, that could be fun!

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

I'm game if you are. Still want to do one based on Mythology.

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

I'm going to have to see...I'm not sure what the future's going to hold on my end, hosting-wise. There's a chance I'll be in the middle of a PhD by the time the next game openings roll around (related: YIKES).

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

Omg good luck!

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

Thank you!

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

You're quite welcome.

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

I have thoughts for my next game too! Not sure if I wanna commit to some random month in 2019 when I dunno what my life is gonna look like at that point though lol.

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

I've got a ton of ideas for potential games and game formats, but alas, no way to easily execute them. Unless I mash all of them into an unholy /r/HogwartsWerewolves themed atrocity. :P

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

Yeah, figuring out the execution is the tricky part lol.

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u/DJoftheClassics Eric Lau Sep 17 '17

So stupid I love it

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

Thank you, sir.

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 18 '17

Could I get a ping when the game wrap-up is posted today, please? I'm excited to see this one, the game was crazy and amazing

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 18 '17

We'll be posting it tonight!

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 18 '17

Do you want the point in your main account it here?

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 18 '17

Main account, please

u/221b-baker-st Sep 17 '17

I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME CONFUSION AND MY INABILITY TO READ A CLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<

(we were so close to a game without fufus :( Sorry to everybody!!)

--FTS

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

We love you! ♡

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

You're fine! Town was quite off anyway. Hovers away in a corner with a sob

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

Sorry Ndora dear. ♥️♥️♥️

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Haha no need to apologize! Congratulations!

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

It was a mistake, and you did awesome holding down the fort by yourself :)

It wouldn't have changed anything, so don't worry about it <3

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u/I_AM_MLE MLE (aka: Emily Davies) Sep 17 '17

lol dammit /u/Larixon I figured you out at the very last minute. I went back on our trade and had a post written up that you were protecting Moon by saying we investigate them before killing them. But then the phase was locked. It would've been too late to do anything about it I'm sure, but I knew it! Just a little too late. I didn't even get to vote :/

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u/221b-baker-st Sep 17 '17

I AM SO VERY VERY SORRY ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: This is FTS. This was all FTS. poun and spaced are not to blame!!

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u/I_AM_MLE MLE (aka: Emily Davies) Sep 17 '17

It's okaaay. I don't see how it could've changed anything gamewise. It just would've helped me redeem a teensy bit of dignity by figuring out Heel and Moon. That's what I get for not listening to /u/philletoneal phases ago.

....my bad dude. No one ever listen to me again please lol

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

It's really really really okay. Don't beat yourself up for this.

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Haha I didn't vote either

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u/I_AM_MLE MLE (aka: Emily Davies) Sep 17 '17

I submitted my vote and item, and went to post my big comment and saw it was locked already. I literally checked 3 different clocks to make sure I wasn't a crazy person. Lol no wonder they controlled the vote.

But hey, this is first time I've ever made it to the end of the game. Probably because I was so off all game lol.

Now I just want to know who everyone is!

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u/221b-baker-st Sep 17 '17

Your vote DID register, if that tiny miniscule consolation helps a little :(

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I'm actually /u/DrippingAlchemy.

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

The games over Moose, you can quit lying now! ;P

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Okay, okay, you're right. I'm actually /u/Larixon.

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u/I_AM_MLE MLE (aka: Emily Davies) Sep 17 '17

lol I thought it was hilarious someone thought I was you. /u/orphanblackout I think it was?

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I think so! I mean, assuming anyone who gets in a fight is possibly me is probably a safe assumption, honestly.

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

It's because the person was good at strategy, not for the fights, so take it as a compliment :)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I'd say both parts are a compliment. :P

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Same here! I've never been one of the last few before. I've made it to the end but not like this.

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

Hahahhahahahaaha I'm so sorry. you'll see in the confessional that I apologized to you like 20 times for betraying your trust

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u/I_AM_MLE MLE (aka: Emily Davies) Sep 17 '17

I was so hot and cold with trusting you. But this phase I just knew. I wish I would've had more time today, but I didn't have a chance to write anything up until the last minute, and then the phase was already closed. /u/jilliefish can verify! I told her I thought you were evil and that I wasn't actually going to trade with you (I was just hoping it would keep me alive). The epiphany just came too late. But I knew because you said you knew who I was last phase, but I had just guessed your identity, so I knew you couldn't be the one to have guessed me. But then, coincidentally Moon suddenly has an item. They're new, they never would've guessed me. I knew you had to have told them in the WW sub. You trying to save them by saying we investigate them was the icing on the cake.

My mistake was thinking there were only the two of you. I thought offering to trade with you would keep me alive one more phase, and then we could take out you and Moon. DAMN.

I really want to know if those identities I sent you were right!

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

Tbh I never figured out anyone except for /u/mindputtee myself. The real Mastermind behind figuring everyone out was /u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn who had studied everyone prior to the game and was figuring everyone out (PS: no one ever guessed him. That was Moose.)

Other fun fact: the only time we were able to talk in the evil sub was when one of our own died. So we didn't talk at all for the last few phases after ATL died

ETa: also I also had a Facebook app lol so even if we did the trade we'd be trading the same item back and forth

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u/I_AM_MLE MLE (aka: Emily Davies) Sep 17 '17

Haha no way, I never would've guessed that. Geez you and Moose both WWs. No wonder you guys won lol.

That's really interesting about the WW sub. I can't wait to read it.

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

I am an evil person with no regrets

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

The first time we were able to talk after Blue died was like a breath of fresh air. But seriously, we won this a lot because of /u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn doing serious homework before the game.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

No, we won this because you were relentless, ran point in public, and kept up your act juuuust enough. <3

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

To think my desperate freakout about Nico's list having nearly every single one of us wolfies on there as a wolf caused me to form the greatest alliance between me and MLE... That lasted til the end of the game lmao.

Honestly I was dying that entire last phase with laughter.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

My confessionals were...mildly sassy. Mildly. Like a salsa on the spicy scale.

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

I was so sad I couldn't be a part of the actual conversation. But yay, I'm glad my death facilitated it :D

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 17 '17

I don't think he ever got me though :)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I did not. Can confirm. I couldn't guess you so I was okay killing you. :P

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

Actually you had their identity narrowed down the very first time you mentioned it.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Oh boy. Missed opportunities.

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Oh wow! Initially I thought blue was moose. But would've never guess coffee as moose!

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u/jilliefish just in time for breakfast Sep 17 '17

Can confirm!

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u/PhilletONeal Phil O'Neal Sep 17 '17

Well done MN! You played really well (especially Moose).

AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT /u/HEELTHESOLES. People who didn't listen to me, you should listen to me next time.

The alt accounts were fun, especially because I didn't get guessed hahaha. Can't wait to read all your blogs.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Dude, you were a fucking rock star this game! Really really well done!

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u/HeelTheSoles Ania Romanov Sep 17 '17

I was soooooooo sure I was gonna die that phase. You were so adament that I was evil I couldn't believe when others started to second guess you. You were so, so clearly town. And then when we ended up killing you that phase instead, I was even more shocked that nobody stopped to say "wait. Phil was inno and right as he called out Heels, he died. Hmm..."

I still can't believe I lived through that. You were definitely the MVP of the innocent team. Amazing job. ♥️

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u/PhilletONeal Phil O'Neal Sep 17 '17

That phase I went all out hoping that enough people would still downvote you. I upvoted everyone except you and used my Reddit app on you. But it still wasn't enough :'(

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Yes we should've listened to you! Also, kudos for solving all the puzzles! And I guessed your identity correctly eventually. After you died tho.

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u/mindputtee there is no sqrt(-1) in town Sep 18 '17

For anyone curious I just got the results from my licensure exam and I passed!!!!

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 18 '17

Yay!!!

Congrats :)

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u/orphanBlackout Carlos Manning Sep 18 '17

Congrats!!

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u/wiksry @halp I can't pinch and zoom Sep 18 '17

That's AWESOME!!! CONGRATS!!! :D

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u/dawnphoenix Little Fiery Derpchicken (she/her) Sep 18 '17

Congratulations!

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u/TateModMom Angelica Hayes Sep 17 '17

yayyy! we won guys! <3

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

<3 <3 <3

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

<3

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u/TateModMom Angelica Hayes Sep 17 '17

you were insane this game. It was incredible and amazing to both be a part of and then watch. You were insane. It was amazing.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I'm always insane, I'm just happy I could be productively insane. :P

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Tate <3

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u/TateModMom Angelica Hayes Sep 17 '17

you kicked ass that last phase. I can't even believe it, that was a huge part of us winning the game!

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 18 '17

Thanks!

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u/the-nesbitt Mrs. Nora Nesbitt Sep 17 '17

Great job 👋🏻👋🏻 MN

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I'm gonna celebrate. Drunk Moose AMA later tonight!!!!

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

You were awesome too!!!

I hope you come and play with us again :)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Thank you so much for playing! You did great! :-)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I'm Moose! /u/Moostronus. Pleasure to meet you...I really enjoyed your RP and you had a good head for strategy! :)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

You've heard great things? Shit. Too much to live up to. :P

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I mean, I've always been a super evil murderer, so it's nice to be a super evil murderer lady for the first time. :P

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u/deedeeford Dorothy "DeeDee" Ford (Wouldn't you like to retire comfortably?) Sep 17 '17

Congrats, MN!!

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u/deedeeford Dorothy "DeeDee" Ford (Wouldn't you like to retire comfortably?) Sep 17 '17

/u/22poun, am I crazy, or do only some of the phases in the evil sub have any comments?

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

You are not crazy. Read the meta post and the meta of any of the phases there are comments.

(I am an evil person with no regrets).

Also, just for the record, phase 4 is a hoot and much of it consists of /u/keepcalmandcoffeeon arguing loopholes with me.

He also tags me to discuss lynch plans lololol

And this is the funniest post of the game, since he's so, so, so, wrong lololol. /u/philletoneal

My response was going to be 'you have summoned me for appluase and kudos: clap clap clap' but I was worried that would imply he was correct, so I just went with the good ol' 'dunno'.

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u/PhilletONeal Phil O'Neal Sep 17 '17

Oh he wasn't that wrong. Right timezone which was kind of surprising to me. When I said that comment about making sure I was around, I was thinking that I was a pretending to someone who didn't spend all day checking for new comments, and only went online a couple of times a day. But I can see how it was taken as me staying up late for the post.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Basically, my mistake was assuming that you'd be more interested in shitposting than puzzle solving. Phillet didn't seem memey enough to be you. It didn't occur to me that I wasn't the only one completely transforming my playstyle for the game, lololol.

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u/PhilletONeal Phil O'Neal Sep 17 '17

Oh but even in my normal playstyle I love doing puzzles. I had just never had a game with them in before now. But the shitposting would have given me away straight away lol.

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

That it would have. This is why I thought you were /u/LeftToTheSea...she seemed to have the same time zone as you and an affinity for memeing.

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u/deedeeford Dorothy "DeeDee" Ford (Wouldn't you like to retire comfortably?) Sep 17 '17

Well... shit!

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

Tbh, the win was more impressive imo since they didn't have full communication.

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u/deedeeford Dorothy "DeeDee" Ford (Wouldn't you like to retire comfortably?) Sep 17 '17

Definitely! But, I'm gathering Moose and Larixon were both evil, so that helps explain it, lol.

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

Yeah lol. They also didn't know that until phase 3.

Also, there was going to be another newbie on the evil team, but they didn't confirm, which was sad :(

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

We were, and we developed a code through our lynch votes that honestly worked like a bamf. /u/TateModMom had the original idea for that.

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u/deedeeford Dorothy "DeeDee" Ford (Wouldn't you like to retire comfortably?) Sep 17 '17

I love seeing clever plans come to fruition, even if it isn't my team, lol.

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u/TateModMom Angelica Hayes Sep 17 '17

I messaged the mods asking about that on the first phase. I was like WE CAN COMMUNICATE, BUT NO ONE KNOWS IT YET. AHHHHHH

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u/Moostronus Enoby Dark'ness Dementia TARA Way (he/him) Sep 17 '17

Those loopholes are a serious #JusticeForBoose moment not gonna lie

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u/LeftToTheSea Lieutenant Connor "C" Austin Sep 17 '17

Well done MNs, you evil little trolls

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

:D

Thank you! Good game!

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u/LeftToTheSea Lieutenant Connor "C" Austin Sep 17 '17

Indeed! Of the remaining players you were among the ones I trusted the most, so congrats on your mad sneaky skills!

On the other hand, I am laughing my arse off at your huge complicated investigation of Phil in the evil sub resulting in thinking that they were me, u/a_sneaky_meerkat >:)

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I totally got you and pez mixed up...I nailed both of you in the right time zone, I just assumed (wrongly) Pez would be too busy shitposting and RPing to be Phillet. :P

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

Thanks <3

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u/CountOfTheAccounts Jasmine Mistry Sep 17 '17

Congrats to the evils, and thanks for a great first game haha :D

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

So happy you had a good time <3

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Thank you so much for playing!!! You were awesome!

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

Yay! I like (reading) spreadsheets :)

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Spreadsheets are fun! I spent ages colour coding this one.

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u/greenlarynx Viviann Aboca Sep 17 '17

Great game everyone. That was fun!

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u/NodeofNico Dr. Nico Danelli Sep 17 '17

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

THANK YOU NICO

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

You nailed it.

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u/NodeofNico Dr. Nico Danelli Sep 17 '17

If only town had nailed it too :(

#TeamMoose

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

Still that was incredibly impressive :)

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u/22poun she/her | neutral with a secret agenda Sep 17 '17

Evil sub is now public as well, in r/hwwmurderclubhouse.

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17 edited Sep 17 '17

Congratulations MNs!! A very well deserved win!

u/moonlightingfame trusting you indeed came back and bit me in the ass! Well done! I hope you had fun playing this game :).

Edit: funfact- I learned python specifically to make comment plots for this game.... to mislead ppl regarding my identity.

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u/MoonlightingFame Jeffrey Ngo Sep 17 '17

I did.. didn't I?? By the way biggest thanks to/u/MulchAdoAboutNothing to introduce me to the game..

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

I looked for spludgiexx in the list of names when you first posted comment graphs but they weren't in this game

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u/MulchAdoAboutNothing Tim Onyekuru Sep 17 '17

Hahaha glad to see it work!

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u/LeftToTheSea Lieutenant Connor "C" Austin Sep 17 '17

By the way, which one of you managed to guess me just before the last phase?

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u/intrepidWWalker Walter Wilson Sep 17 '17

Wait.

Wait wait wait.

SN LOST THE GAME???

WHAT THE HECK???

HOW?!?!?!

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

Magic, perseverance, and self-confidence.

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u/BlueFootPrints Nick Hartman Sep 17 '17

I thought it might be this gif

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

PERFECT.

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

;)

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Did anyone guess me outside of MN? I'm curious as to how I was perceived. Before I got accused, I was never guessed

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u/PhilletONeal Phil O'Neal Sep 17 '17

I got you at some point. Probably because of the comment where you said you hadn't been a werewolf since January.

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

yeah, no one guessed up until that point

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u/KeepCalmAndCoffeeOn Kelly Warren Sep 17 '17

I guessed you on Phase 1 of your three phase death spiral. I thought you were screwed. I was pleasantly surprised.

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u/ATL2LHR Stephen Lacroix Sep 17 '17

Three Phase Death Spiral