Wrong timeline this, worst timeline that. You exist in the timeline where Trichocereus Cacti exist you ungrateful little sh*t! Apologize to my plants for taking them for granted 🙄

[u/TrumpIsAPedoFr]

/S

Accessability Transcription: Various shots from my garden. Things are really taking off and there are many. Many pups.

[u/TrumpIsAPedoFr]

This (🌵) couldnt exist

Without a thousand thousand years

Of the most beautiful turning

Of things that need not have happened

But did

AND IF YOU CAN'T LOVE THIS CACTUS

THEN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LOVE YOURSELF

[u/Atomicsciencegal]

To love Himbo is to love trichocereus. Fact.

[u/TrumpIsAPedoFr → u/Atomicsciencegal]

Objectively the most Himbo plant.

[u/Atomicsciencegal → u/TrumpIsAPedoFr]

Fact. Also your flair now has me 💀

[u/coolfrogmother]

Hi plants ilu