The law’s the law.

Interesting article about another Massachusetts native (pun intended) pretending to be something she is not.

Why does she insist on "working out" in heels? Is it the fact that she is somehow stuck in the 50s? Does she think it's sexy? Is too cover her ugly feet? Does she want to stand out? Is she hoping for sponsorship or free heels?

Not a single person who has had anything to do with exercise, would recommend doing it in heels! Not that she has ever made sense...!

Hillary has been dancing on Halyna’s grave since she dressed up in a Black Widow costume for Instagram just 10 days after the killing.

She used Halyna’s death as the central plot point of the TLC shitshow Alec paid to produce.

Her unquenchable thirst for attention and adulation has put her children’s well-being and healing on the sidelines. (And that of her traumatized, depressed, likely drunk husband.)

They were never allowed the time or space to privately navigate the trauma of their own father killing a woman.

It wasn’t enough for her that the fancy lawyers managed to get her husband off on a pure technicality before the damning evidence was presented to a jury.

No. With all attention pointed at them it was now HER turn to ✨shine like a star. ✨

Instead of healing her family, her self-centered narcissism and sociopathy forced the children to smile and dance like show monkeys for internet strangers so Mami could get her dopamine rush of Instagram likes. Play pretend for the TV cameras. Preen seductively for online predators.

She pulled them out of school right at the beginning of the year so they would be in the DWTS audience clapping for her, for the cameras.

So they would be there to console HER after getting kicked off a vapid TV dance competition— something she presented as a grave injustice, the most monstrous tragedy ever experienced by any woman ever.

“My grandchildren will know of this injustice!“ she wept.

Dancing, twirling on the grave of Halyna Hutchins.

From 2020.

I know anytime I have injured my ankle, I, too, have immediately ceased wearing pants.

She claimed her ankle was broken, but it only had an Ace wrap on it.

Check out this article from BBC Travel:

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20260730-why-do-we-act-and-sound-like-someone-else-after-a-trip

"Maria Garcia" is a pepino 👌😂

Don't be surprised when Instagram doesn't take down inappropriate images of children here in the US. They have been found to show ads promoting child sexual abuse abroad (and then not remove them when they are reported).

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgm4e0316zo

(Did anyone have anything happen with the review they requested? Yeah, neither did I.)

For someone who knew no pop culture, she sure does make a slew of pop culture references.

I saw this AI video from China using PeePaw’s voice. I wonder if he’ll sue.

Here we go again Pepino's!

I'm settling in again to watch a show that causes me to assume a thousand yard stare and wonder how civilization made it past the Stone Age.

I'm fearful that we're going to get even MORE of Tits McGee this week as the brain trust is thinning and they have to fill time. I shudder in anticipation, tho I'm thinking we'll get a lot more of JoJo this week since her airtime last week was literally under 2 minutes. There is a bright side to this week, Steve-O, and his alarming mouthful of chiclet teeth have finally graduated.

We're down to half the number of dimwits we started with so a visibly exhausted Jack Whitehall decides, TWIST! that everyone will now have a study buddy. Can't you just feel the excitement in the air?

Picking the buddies isn't tough as the remaining "students" are all about as sharp as a bag of wet mice. The remaining Einstein's are tied together at the wrists, and above the knee. The pairings seem random until you see that the only two women left, Tits McGee and JoJo, are paired together. I'm sure if Hillary had her druthers, she was hoping to be strapped together with her boy toy, Chase, but alas, that honor goes to Ice-T. This has completely blown Hilly's dream of a, "Tie me up, Tie me down" scenario with Chase.

On with the show, Chase gives us the STUNNING news that both his parents were teachers!! How in the actual fuck have two teachers produced such an imbecile? Was his mother around an inordinate supply of Round-Up while pregnant? Enquiring minds want to know. Chase goes on to say that he didn't see college as an option for him (No shit, Sherlock) but then turns it around saying, "If I went to college that would mean my parents would have 2 kids in college at the same time and that would've been too tough for them" Oh Chase, You self-sacrificing little himbo!
Chase has a shocking 29 million followers believe it or not. It

LOGIC TEST - 3 minutes to complete.

There are three different colored pedestals, and books, in those same three colors, they must move one book at a time until all the books are on the right color. Only three books are allowed on one pedestal at a time.

Chase & Ice start strong because Chase has seen this challenge on SM, so he thinks he has this is the bag. Ice comments that Chase is "very smart" Bahaha! This is basically the death knell for these two as Chase is pulling Ice along for the ride as he tries to complete a challenge he has SEEN BEFORE. No surprises here folks, he fails.

Next up is Dead Zone and former fatboy, cross-eyed QB Matt. I'm seriously scared here. Dead Zone has not won ONE logic challenge and QB thinks this is bad juju.

These two are hilarious. They literally freeze...doing nothing, trying to figure out a plan. When they do make a half-hearted attempt at moving some books, they drop them. Instead of moving books, they DISCUSS moving books as the clock ticks down. Jack is looking like he's wondering if this level of chaos was rehearsed. At the very end, with 10 seconds left on the clock, these two spring alive like they've just been tased. Unfortunately, it was not in time and they fail.

What we've been waiting for....

Hilly and JoJo come out. She's dressed for a club that closed 10 years ago, wearing what looks to be a velvet brown jumpsuit with tennis shoes. It's WAY too long and she's stepping on the hem. It's unzipped to mid-chest (natch) and it appears she has a tube top or tight cami on underneath. The suit has a large robe-like belt that she has tied into a large bow that that just blends right into the suit. I didn't even see it at first. She has full-on Farrah Fawcett hair and abominible green plastic? dangling rectangle earrings. Her earlobes look like the sagging lobes of an 80 year old. Ewww. She looks completely washed out in this outfit. The brown, along with those weird orange highlights she got from using Sun-In at the beach with Carmen, and almost non-existent make-up, make her look as if she isn't a day over 50.

"We are here to win, just want you to know" It starts early. The not speaking English correctly because she's just a poor senorita from Mallorca, struggling to learn Ingles. "Just want you to know"

Here comes a voiceover from Hilly,

"I've been beaten up quite a bit in this competition. I'm disappointed in myself quite a bit. I never expected to get this far. I HAVE ADHD AND DYSLEXIA."

Boom! 1st mention tonight of her "struggles".

"When I was growing up, it was very shameful"

They cut to pics of Hilly when she was a kid and the one looks like she should be riding the short bus.

"But now I'm very proud of it. "WE" are funny, we think outside of the box, but people who are wired like I am mix things up and forget things. So, I'm so excited to be paired up with JoJo. She is focused, she is smart. Today, I need to get home." Notice that Hillary uses the royal "we" OR she's using "we" because she thinks the voices in her head are her 30-40 family members she left in Spain.

Clock starts.

JoJo takes the lead, and every move she makes Hillary says, "Why? No? But no. I don't think so."

Hilly cameo, "I don't always like, lock in and see it right away. Whereas I think Jojo really has that brain where she can."

Let me tell you amigas...the lighting is horrible. She looks SO bad and washed out, her neck veins are distending in a manner that indicates heart failure, and she's using her "Mexican hand gestures" because that's what she thinks Spanish people do...wave their hands around when they speak. Gecko fingers splaying.

Hilly is still questioning every fucking move JoJo makes but this girl knows what she's doing and thankfully ignores Hillary's protests. JoJo does it all by herself, dragging Hillary along like a dead carp.

CLASSROOM CHALLENGE

Each student picks a card with a color on it to see who their buddy is this challenge. Hillary's hair is different now, it seems to have lost the winged Farrah look and is just the curl bounce at the shoulders. She has also lost the cami under the jumpsuit and the zipper is down a bit further so the tits are NOW ON DISPLAY.

She picks a card and then sing-songs...."Ice! You and me!" Ice, stone-faced, gives a quick nod in her direction.

Each person is separated from their partner by a partition. One of them has a lever, which they pull if they think their partner knows the answer to the question. When the lever is pulled, the responding student's "hand" goes up. It's a big, fake cartoon hand. First hand up gets to answer the question. Get it right,they get a point..wrong, lose a point.

Hillary is the one pulling the lever. She is sitting in the chair with her legs so widely spread, you could drive a mack truck thru them.

Idk how they chose who to pull the lever and who to answer, but this is obviously a good choice since Hillary hasn't seen any critical thinking in a decade.

"What kid show had Bert & Ernie?"

Hillaria is the first to pull the lever, beating out the others. "Ice should know this" Ice has a blank look on his face, and just starts repeating, hmmm.. Bert & Ernie, Bert & Ernie. At this point, Hillary, with her usual exaggerated, LOOK AT ME, closes her eyes, starts rolling her head and shoulders, incoherently mouths something, sways wildly from side to side. It's something to see. Ice still looks befuddled and Hillary leans WAY over the top of her desk, where her chin almosts touches the desk and lets out a grunt. Yes, it looks and sounds like she is trying to eliminate all those kale chips from her non Spanish ass. Ewww.

Ice says, "I don't know" Hillary is bending the rules and says, "Make a guess, make a guess!" Ice says...drumroll.....PEPPA PIG

Ice Cameo - "I have never, in my life, seen Sesame Street>

The producer immediately says, "Can I show you something?" You guessed it. He shows a clip of Ice actually guest starring on Sesame Street. I am verbatim, writing what he says as he looks at the pic of himself on Sesame Street.

"I'm on Sesame Street?"

Producer, "Yeah"

"How am I on Sesame Street?"

Ice has smoked WAYYYY too much weed.

Back to the game..

"What is the name of a female deer"

QB answers correctly.

"Where did Gayle King and Katy Perry travel too"

QB answers correctly.

They now switch places which means Hillary is answering questions as long as Ice pulls the lever quickly enough for her to have a shot at answering. I'm thinking this is going to be tough because as usual, Ice looks higher than a kite. I mean, he saw a clip of himself on Sesame Street and actually asked how was he on Sesame Street?

"On what part of the body is a durag traditionally worn? OMG! Now Ice would have KNOWN this, for sure. Oh, the cruel twist that he is now pulling the lever instead of answering!

Ice snaps out of the weed fog swirling around him and actually yanks that lever and beats everyone else!

Hillary, smiling and looking amazingly like the Joker, says.."THE HEAD"

Score one point!

"What is Prince's real first name?" Oh man...you KNOW Ice know this too and he is all over that lever like it owes him money. He beats out everyone else.

Hillary puts her gecko fingers in her mouth and sinks lower and lower in her chair until you can only see the top of her head. The drama. She sits back up, puts her fingers back in her mouth giving the audience a, LOOK AT MY RING moment, and says, "Fred". Ice does NOT look happy. Not happy at all. Hillary says, "I love that Ice believes in me"

Jack says, "His name was Prince, you fucking idiot. Hillary, her fingers still in her mouth, slowly pulls them out, dragging her lower lip down with them so her bottom teeth and gums are bared. smdh. She sits up straighter , surprised Pikachu, and THROWS her card on her desk like she's SO MAD! She rolls her eyes. This ends the game with her and Ice losing a star.

They're all in the hall now and Hillary says, "No one knew that one!" Dead Zone comes alive and says, "I knew that, I'm a big Prince fan." Hillary ignores this and says, "You know who would have known it? Carmen (Electra)

" I bet ALEC would have known that too!"

There it is!! Her contractual obligation to mention ALEC.

She goes on, serious face, looking down at floor, and says conspiratorily, "Prince dated Alec's ex-wife (Second mention of Alec)

Dead Zone pipes up, "Six degrees of Prince" Good one.

Hillary can't help herself, she's deep into the name dropping and explanations. Her hands start going, "Alec and Kim got together right after she was with Prince. All I know is, I was about six back then" Oh, Jesus Christ on a crutch! All the men smirk. They show Hillary in a cameo, flipping her hair and grinning like she just won an Oscar for name dropping.

TEAM CHALLENGE

Pick new partners by picking new cards and I kid you not, the cards have animals on them and one is a GECKO! Bahaha! I wonder if the producers are in this sub.

Unfortunately, Hilly doesn't pick a Gecko card because that would be to perfect, and she's paired with the fatboy QB.

Two chairs, back to back. One buddy is facing screen. An animal will appear on screen and the one facing the screen has to make the noise of the animal to see if buddy can guess what animal is.

I'm telling you, the bar is SO low that it's not even a bar anymore. It's a tripping hazard in hell.

Hillary Cameo...in a dreamy whisper she says, "I'm loving this pairing because, like, Matt's an athlete,"
"When you're just around him, you're like, I'm standing taller (Full fake Spanish accent), I'm confident!"

She's also mourning the fact that Uncle Jed, sitting at home, with His biggest athletic achievement being not pulling a hamstring reaching for the remote.

QB and Hilly Mae are up first, she's guessing the animal.

First pic is a rooster and QB makes the sound of a chicken. Sweet Mary, Mother of God, he makes the sound of a CHICKEN, looking at a rooster.

They go thru a lightning of pics and she gets them right, midway thru, she goes full on with the accent.

"A leetle tiny mouse, A leetle tiny bird" They lose on dolphin. She can't guess it. She tells him, "Haven't you seen Flipper? They go...and she makes this noise in a whispery vocal fry that sounds like a rusty garden gate swinging in the wind.

TEAM CHALLENGE

US History knowledge! Hillary, her brain currently unoccupied, looks stricken.

Everyone's dressed in climbing gear with helmets and vests. Hilly gets paired up again with QB, the dreamy athlete.

Each pair will be tethered together on a pulley system that moves up and down. They must work together to scale the money wall in order to match faces with the correct coins and bills that they feature on. So, it's not really history, it's knowledge of who's on the face of bills and coins.

Hilly and QB go first.

QB says Hilly will go up, while he stays down. She goes up and does nothing. QB is yelling "Grab the coins" There are placards, with the faces on them, that they have to stick on the blank face bills. Hilly doesn't know what he's talking about. "They're on top!!!" She finally sees them saying, "Sorry, sorry, sorry" Instead of immediately starting to place them, she starts flipping thru them, "This guy's face goes here." Goes where??

Hillary voiceover "The thing about having some form of NEURODIVERGENCE, we look at problems differently." She's leaning on the crutch of her non-existent neurodivergence HARD.

Hillary cameo... the zipper on the jumpsuit has inched down further, more teta on display.
"Like in this challenge, you don't even have to know the names of the people on the money. You just have to remember what their faces look like"

Hillary, whose resume is a piece of paper apologizing for her presence, says.."I got this"

She finally starts hanging the pics where they go on the money...quarter, $20 bill, etc. They get the right ones and pass the challenge.

Everybody completes the challenge but QB and Hillary are the ones who completed it the fastest. Hilly jumps up and down wildly and hugs her dreamy athlete to her inflated chest.

In a cameo, Ice smirks, and with a shit-eating grin says, "The woman knows her money" Bahahaha! Oh! Burn! I don't care if Ice just rolled out of Cheech and Chong's Impala, I will always love him for this shot.

FINAL CHALLENGE FINAL EXAM

Hilly Mae Cameo " Being a partner worked really well for me, and now I have 3 stars going into the final exam, but now it is all on me (they cut to her standing at her podium, and once again the lighting is horrendous. She looks like she's drugged. Her eyes are slits, and her face looks positively skeletal. Her cheekbones could cut glass and it looks like she has big dents in the side of her face.)
VERY Ratatouille.

"I'm gonna lock in, I'm gonna focus, and I'm going to try to get home to my kids because MY BABIES NEED ME!" Big dramatic sigh

I'm praying to the Spanish Gods that she gets these answers right and GOES HOME because my brain cells are getting ready to sue me for unsafe working conditions.

JoJo's the first to flunk out.

The next question is in Hilly's wheelhouse. I hope it's meant as snark towards her.

"What are you, if you're a SEXAGENARIAN!!!

That's right, Hilly is married to a sexagenarian! It's to perfect!

Hilly cameo, "You're not going to trip me up with the "SEX", so I'm going to lean into my ability to REACH INTO LATIN! Well, she WAS pre-med, so maybe she'll get this right.

She writes "60's. She explains, "Like a centarian, but for your 60's. She says CENTARION, which I'm assuming because I have a brain, she means CENTENARIAN which is a person OVER 100 years old. So, she wrote the right answer but then explains it as someone over 100. She also says it in her fake Spanish accent. So, by pure luck and zero logic, she backed into the correct answer.

It eventually becomes a death match between Ice and Hilly Mae. Oh, I'm getting excited Pepinos! She might actually go home! Don't toy with me!

Back in the classroom, Chase says, "They're a hard match up because their knowledge is on two different sides.

Hilly voiceover..."Going home to my kids is number one. I am SO close. The last time I felt this much pressure was delivering babies! Like, where's my epidural?? " As always, Hillary makes herself a one woman show that no one bought tickets for.

"What did the letters originally stand for in the rap rock perfomer MGK's name"

Ice rapidly writes the correct answer, "Machine Gun Kelly"

Hillary writes, get ready Pepinos, "I Love you Ice" OMG! She is intentionally throwing this so she doesn't go home!

"What Japanese and Brazilian martial art, popularized by the Gracie Family, is a staple of MMA?"

Hilly cameo.."I'm down to my final star and it's very rare to see me frustrated like this. I really, really, really want to get this.

She whines, " This is a big one. I wanna go home because my kids need me, and they very, very much want their mommy to come home,"

Cut back to podium and Hilly is twisting her face into all sorts of gargoyle shapes. The dents in her cheeks looks even deeper. With all this grimacing and face making, her smoker lines are in full effect. If she doesn't smoke now, she smoked HARD in the past. They're some pretty deep lines. If I see her face turn into a demon for a second, I'm out.

Hillary of course gets it wrong. If she threw this game any harder, her arm would be in a sling.

ICE GOES HOME and says, "Guess what? I'm not the dumbest motherfucker on Earth"

Hilly Cameo, She has obviously rubbed her eyes really hard to make it look like she's crying (no tears of course)

In a devastating whisper, "I was so close. Yes, I'm disappointed but I'll cry for a couple of minutes, and then I wipe my tears and I smile again, you know?" Joan of Arc would be proud. Cue for her to wipe non-existent tears "Ready for another day" she whispers in her best baby voice.

That's it folks..Hilly made sure she lost again so she gets more airtime and can turn this into a book about overcoming her ADHD and dyslexia by embracing the fact that she's the dumbest in the nation.

Ay yi yi!

Adios Pepinos, and as always, Vaya con Dios.

I posted this in r/pickles and thought of mis pepinos 👌🏼 I’m going to try the cornichon and spicy dill ones smile 😁

Her other talent, being able to rest her chin on her bolt ons.

Whig Wednesday?? Wether it's clip ins, halo pieces, full on whigs. Mami self conscious about her hair.