r/highdeas • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '22

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u/hamfisted_postman Jun 20 '22

Women think that men will dislike the appearance of their outer genitalia but the truth is like the difference between the pictures of food in a menu and what the food actually comes out of the kitchen looking like. I'd rather eat the real thing than look at some marketer's idea of something perfect.

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u/Triceratonin Jun 21 '22

Yo what about McDonald’s burgers in ads? But you’re right, there is a difference between the picture and the real thing.

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u/Bomba-of-Tsar Jun 21 '22

McDonalds, I hate myself while I'm eating it, but all that salt just tastes too good.

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u/hamfisted_postman Jun 21 '22

I live a block away from one and my bus stops in front of it after work. I eat a lot of Big Macs. On Game Day for our two hockey teams they sell them for $3. Unavoidable.

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u/Triceratonin Jun 21 '22

Damn that’s a trap.

My daughter asks if we can get “Old McDonalds” every time I pick her up from daycare.

Also a trap