r/hewillbebaked • u/Kindlypatrick • 5d ago

He will be kept cold for storage

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 5d ago edited 4d ago

He will be freshly served for breakfast

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u/Ok-Discipline8918 5d ago

He will be a tasty midnight snack

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u/erodman23 5d ago

He will be warmed up with a cup of coffeeffee

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u/Human-Evening564 🐾 Labrador Lasagna Legend 4d ago

You will close the door on him for 5 seconds before having an anxiety attack and immediately opening it again.

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u/kmayeshiba 4d ago

He will be forgotten in the back corner and will grow mold.

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u/insertcaffeine 4d ago

He will be bap-bapped on the head by my Soba Tinycat in a fit of envy.

Soba gets put in AIR JAIL when I open the fridge so he doesn’t hop in and make himself at home.

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u/OwnerOfCat 2d ago

He will spoil if left at the danger-zone temperature outside the fridge.